Passionate Love Letters And Puppy Dogs. (639 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.31 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Drop It Like It's Disgusting<likeafallingbomb.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-09 20:25:05 EST
My dear readers, guys are the same. And girls are all whores. Isn't that what everyone says after a tragic breakup? I wonder if it's true. As for the whole, guys are all the same thing, well....
Yes, we sure are.
Listen girls, those guys who sits up for late night MSN conversations with you, they want the same thing as your cheating boyfriends do. That guy who buys you a puppy on the second date, or picks you up from work at 4 in the morning, they want the same thing with you.
I like when the girl has a boyfriend, and she's telling you about her male friends. Experience Jim and Sally out late one Saturday night. Sally had previously told Jimmy-boy how she has to be home at 12:00 because her parents will get mad if she doesn't.
**Sally's telephone rings, exposing an e-mail**
Jim - Umm, who is that, sally?
Sally - Oh it's nobody.... Just a friend
***Jim grabs the e-mail and reads the text. Sally watches his face go from peach to purple as he sees the message "Hey Sally, this is Ryan! I'm still picking you up from your house at 12:30 right? Make sure you bring blankets, I've got the beers!"***
Sally - Jim, don't get mad. He's just my friend, I can talk to him and he understands meeeee!
Now what is poor Jim to do? He's going to get mad. Sally will get mad at Jim for being mad at her, and an all-night blanket party turns into some big doofy fucking Jim's girl. Sally feels bad and breaks it off with both of them, hangs out with her friends eating Ice Cream (chocolate chip is usually the favorite in this game) and then proceeds to get some new fuck who buys her cotton candy every Wednesday.
Girlfriends always go for the stupider, uglier guy after they are through with you. Because he buys them things. I wish the guys who do that were defined better in everyday society, "Playa Hata" just sounds gay - regardless if it is an accurate description. They should walk around with a big sticker saying "I can steal your girl with my utmost stupidity, because they think I really do care".
They don't care. They don't understand - they just can't get their own girlfriend. So they spend millions of minutes and money on yours.
I'm not saying that men shouldn't treat their women correctly, not at all. But when some idiot meets a girl, and two weeks later she's got a $1,000.00 ring on, I can't stop laughing. Relationships shouldn't be through a materialistic vision, same thing for guys and sex though. But what do I know; I'm just some random 20 year old.
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No structure - no coherence. What is your actual point? I re-read this 3 times and it still reads like a whinge interspersed with crying into your beer.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because you broke my brain.
And birthday's are supposed to be happy and fun! YAY!
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
posted by dumbfuckpedo:
"Like a 20 year old knows anything about anything. Bite me."
This guy may not know shit about shit (I'm not arguing one way or the other) but that doesn't mean there aren't 20 year olds, even 16 year olds, far wiser and more astute than you will ever be.
And your post just reeks of some fat 45 year old sitting alone at his desk night after night, envying the college kids their partying and exuberance.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm 20"- maybe. your paragraph construction and inability to focus or articulate suggests otherwise.
"and been with more girls than most have their whole lives,"- ha. dude, you play around on uber. i know gay priests who've nailed down more pussy than you have.
"I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about."- well, at least this line provided some comic relief in this reeking abortion of a post. too bad it's in the ratings and not the content.
but thanks for playing!
Submitted by Agentmorneo (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, umm, thanks. I swear to god this is a repost. De Ja fucking vu
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better (-1)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
kind of contradicted yourself there boyo.
you are twenty and have been with more women than most people have their entire lives and you are dishing out relationship advice?
That's like getting STD advice from Magic Johnson.
Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I appreciate the corrective criticism (should've been better written) that some of you all leave.
In the same sense, the morons that think I don't get dates, or think "your 20 you dont know anything!" can die. I'm 20 and been with more girls than most have their whole lives, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about.
Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was a decent read. If better worded, it would've made more sense.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, all girls think that, that's why I spent 3 years with my boyfriend who was a university student with less money than me. He wasn't buff or gorgeous, just a wonderful, smart, funny guy who I loved very much.
Loser. Girls don't go out with you because you are obviously an emotional fuckwit.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very badly written but i enjoyed it anyway
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:32:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
As a member of the "whore" segment of the population you in your wisened 20 year old experience have summed all women up to be, let me say thank you for giving me a post to pop my -2DIE cherry on. I'd advise you to attract smarter women, but frankly, I doubt you could.
-2DIE
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it.
+2
sad thing is you're pretty much right.
DON'T DATE
FUCK
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Like a 20 year old knows anything about anything. Bite me.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yah, you get over it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:31:06 (#)
Ranking: -1
This made about as much sense as a screen door on a battleship.
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Hey, don't laugh. They keep the fish out!
Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad you got to pop your -2 cherry.
I'm even more glad that you are retarded, deffinitly didn't read the whole post, and probably have done this over 50 times.
Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As a member of the "whore" segment of the population you in your wisened 20 year old experience have summed all women up to be, let me say thank you for giving me a post to pop my -2DIE cherry on. I'd advise you to attract smarter women, but frankly, I doubt you could.
-2DIE
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This made about as much sense as a screen door on a battleship.