I'm coming out (1286 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.52 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Erik Kuhn , <gokukuhn.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-09 22:51:03 EST
I am a "chubby chaser." I always found my self more attracted to the fat girls. While surfing for porn about a week ago, a link caught my eye, "FAT GIRLS SEX." Out of curiousity, I clicked the link. What I saw was so arousing that my dick became so hard that I could have smashed through walls with it. I went out and found myself a fat chick. I rubbed my dick in between every roll of fat on her body, which added up to about 1,000. I am now on a mission to fuck my english teacher. She's a 4,000pound black woman.
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Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't want to, but I laughed. I guess its because I pictured someone having sex with the Michellin Man...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'LL TOUCH YOUR PENIS!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ernest, your mommy made you touch her sacred place, didn't she?!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well ain't you just the PCBC (poster child for birth control).
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto-alter -2
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-2ing it would mean that I didn't let out half a chuckle =(
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell did I have to read this?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 06:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd work on fucking your own right hand for a while before you move on to 4,000 pound black chicks, assmunch.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 06:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're coming out???
I wish you would go back in
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-11-10 02:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:58:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:14:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat chicks are revolting. You don't have "curves" if all your curves are convex. You don't have a "booty," you have a BIG FAT ASS. This whole "BBW" trend is simply DENIAL-LICIOUS. YOU'RE FAT AND DISGUSTING. COVER UP. Christ, all you fatasses make me lose my fucking lunch.
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But see, it get complicated. How much is too much ass? How little is too little? I don't have an ass. It isn't attactive. But if I were to get an ass, how much would have to be there to be just right?
I saw this woman today. I swear she had such a big ass, I could have used it for a shelf.
That's mean, isn't it?
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I believe it's "too much ass" when its not nice and firm
if your have so much cellulite that it folds over itself then
its too much
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:14:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat chicks are revolting. You don't have "curves" if all your curves are convex. You don't have a "booty," you have a BIG FAT ASS. This whole "BBW" trend is simply DENIAL-LICIOUS. YOU'RE FAT AND DISGUSTING. COVER UP. Christ, all you fatasses make me lose my fucking lunch.
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But see, it get complicated. How much is too much ass? How little is too little? I don't have an ass. It isn't attactive. But if I were to get an ass, how much would have to be there to be just right?
I saw this woman today. I swear she had such a big ass, I could have used it for a shelf.
That's mean, isn't it?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
asdasdasdasd
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat chicks are revolting. You don't have "curves" if all your curves are convex. You don't have a "booty," you have a BIG FAT ASS. This whole "BBW" trend is simply DENIAL-LICIOUS. YOU'RE FAT AND DISGUSTING. COVER UP. Christ, all you fatasses make me lose my fucking lunch.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 only because it is my birthday!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody loves you and you will die alone.
Submitted by texian136 (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Want to take it up a notch? Make sure shes fat AND has hygiene issues.
Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the human sperm-receptacle. I hope the next fat chick eats you.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good work, champ, keep it up.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good luck little buddy.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope the next one that you bed with rolls over onto you in your sleep.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know what to do with this so I'll just drop a -2 and present my left butt cheek.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looking for fat bottomed girl goodness?
Well, look no further. Deal with my Almost Thursday Linkwhorage™: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77410
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you like 12?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well shit that's ok. fat girls need love too i guess.!!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's something deep-seeded in your psyche.
Your mother is a fat piece of shit and so you like fucking fat women because you *are* a piece of shit.
It's pure logic.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I recommend:
1) talking to someone to get over your issues
2) not posting again
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry this sucked so bad that i had to give it another. You just reak of faggotry!
Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hates a strong word, but I'm using it. I hate you.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumb fucker
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I abhor you.