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shlongy=creeper? (699 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.72 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Adam Poirier (View user info) at 2005-11-10 01:42:09 EST


well im finally graduating
and shlongy heres the pic youu requested

gradcruise2(1).JPG (319 kB)

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Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:53:35 (#)
Ranking: -1

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HE IS ALLAH!!

JI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI!!

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Plus 2 just for that comment !!

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

don't be jealous guys

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

next time pics of your sister's tits please.

Submitted by DrFrumunda (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:43:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

so he requested a picture of a homo and a cab driver?





Ha ha ha ah aha ha haahhahahahqahahahahahadbhhasdbasdgbhajhhahaha
That comment deserves a +2 but each ugly person deserves a -2

-2 DIE

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HE IS ALLAH!!

JI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI!!

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

he has frodo hair.


HE HAS FRODO HAIR.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no, but thats all you are deserving of.


OH BURN

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thats the best you can come up with?

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

...or is it Ramathorn???

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sanjay Gupta needs a haircut...

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shell necklace? Could you be any more trendy?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-10 06:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 camwhore. the girl is pretty

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 06:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I see you did take my advice and invest in that "Sam's Club-sized" case of Clearasil...My stock in the company did go up 16%.

But mommy's still buying your clothes at WalMart...that doesn't help things much.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 06:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No...no...You got it all wrong.

I requested that you "kill yourself, faggot".

I'm not sure which Uber homo requested your dorky picture, but it sure as shit wasn't me.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-10 06:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't like the way mr. adam perrier referred to his friend as "the hindu"


quite racist thinks I.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 06:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

what did your girl have to do to get those beads?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:11:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you spend the rest of your romantic evening popping the pimples on her shoulders? Perhaps next date she'd enjoy a full body rubdown with Proactiv® Solution.

If her brothers see this picture, they will shove a grass hockey stick up your ass & leave you dead in a ditch just outside Kelowna.

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She's alright, although she does appear to have a square, lego head. It's not like her skin is that bad. She's probably just been caught from a bad angle.

Also the comments about race are most unwelcome; black, white, yellow or albino: they all have nice pink pussies.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you spend the rest of your romantic evening popping the pimples on her shoulders? Perhaps next date she'd enjoy a full body rubdown with Proactiv® Solution.

If her brothers see this picture, they will shove a grass hockey stick up your ass & leave you dead in a ditch just outside Kelowna.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy = alcoholic pedophile.

Seriously.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-10 02:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not to mention the Nation of Islam was right all this time.



the white man is the devil.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-10 02:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the shitty job you did photoshopping your zits out of the picture.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-10 02:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy likes pictures of fags.

He'll add you two guys to his library of jackoff material.

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ignore the hindu, by the way ..she just happened to have a camera

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Numbers are intellectual witnesses that belong only to mankind.
-Balzac (1799 - 1850)

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pretty much

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so he requested a picture of a homo and a cab driver?


Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great