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The day I turned into a monkey. (Including Camwhore) (741 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.88 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Stop Teh Voices> (View user info) at 2005-11-10 08:34:20 EST


So like me and this friend of mine or whatever are like sooooooo bored!!!11!! So my buddy says lets go get high in the woods! We can take photos and junk it will be totally the koolest!!

So we go to the woods and my pal has this new weed we haven't tried before... I take a few puffs and OH SHlT, l'M A MONKEY!!!!11!!ONE!!

Anyhoo, I figure I should totally smoke some more because then I might turn human again, this is the piccy my matey took!! WOOOOOOO! What a crazy adventure.

Happy SPT.

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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahaha! You kill me Bert!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:54:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you see this Berty?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:24:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

This would have been funnier without Berty.
But then, what wouldn't?
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What the fuck? THis is an outrage!

I am Berty, the champion of the world and the orifice from which all light shines! What could possibly be funny without me, let alone made less funny by my presence?

I'm writing this down on a memo and sending it to St. Peter. This will not stand!

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

monkey see, monkey do, monkey smoka da ghanga.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you see this Berty?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:24:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

This would have been funnier without Berty.
But then, what wouldn't?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad but, well, it's a monkey lighting a spliff.

Needed more Immanuel Kant.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:52:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have got to the stage with Uber now, where i don't know who are real retards and who are just faking it

*I'm definetly a real tard Fabit.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:38:21 (#)
Ranking: 1

Fair retard impression, could use some work.
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For lessons call FullFrontal.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

maybe i should only post on thursdays.

Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For some reason this reminds me of the "helper monkey" skit on SNL.

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have got to the stage with Uber now, where i don't know who are real retards and who are just faking it.

I used to believe it was fairly 50/50 but i'm starting to think its more tards than tard wannabes.

yet again another case of Funny Hmmmm not Funny Haha

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Fair retard impression, could use some work.

Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

coz the monkeys cute


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