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Submitted by leilani (View user info) at 2005-11-10 09:55:20 EST


woohoo go jersey!!!!!1

yes, i cut and pasted this. but shit, it's SPT.

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If you've ever lived in New Jersey...you'll appreciate this!!! If you live somewhere else, you might find it interesting. New Jersey is a peninsula.


Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida. New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.



New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky.

New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana, Cuba.

New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.

New Jersey has the highest cost of living.

New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.

New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.



New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World."



New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not Spam):

Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.

Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.

North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world, with seven major ! shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.



New Jersey is home to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island.

The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by inventor John P. Holland.



New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most famous:

Asbury Park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long Branch, Cape May.



New Jersey has the most stringent testing along our coastline for water quality control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.



New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals.



Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy. New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production (and here you thought Massachusetts?)



Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America, opened in Hoboken.



New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah, in 1940.



New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the US, located in Elizabeth. Nearly 80 percent of what our nation imports comes through Elizabeth Seaport first.



New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports (in Newark), Liberty International.



George Washington slept here. Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington.



The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ, laboratory. We also boast the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.



The first seaplane was built in Keyport, NJ.

The first airmail (to Chicago) was started from Keyport, NJ.

The first phonograph records were made in Camden, NJ.

New Jersey is home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City.



The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on its playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City.



And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world, Not to mention salt water taffy.



New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries.

The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the Watchung Mountains.

New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. (Union, NJ!!!) New Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City.



The Pulaski SkyWay, from Jersey City to Newark, was the first skyway highway.

NJ built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson (Holland Tunnel).

The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ, which is also the birthplace of Frank Sinatra.

The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889 (Rutgers College played Princeton).



The first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden, NJ, (but they're all gone now!).

New Jersey is home to both of "NEW YORK'S" pro football teams!

The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.

The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.



All New Jersey natives: Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifah, Susan Sarandon, Connie Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross, Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnelly, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo Robert Blake, John Forsythe, Meryl Streep, Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint, Elisabeth Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral Wm.Halsey,Jr., Dave Thomas (Wendy's), William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, Robert Wuhl, Bob Reyers, Paul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia, "Uncle Floyd," Kelly Ripa, and, of course, Francis Albert Sinatra.



You know you're from Jersey when . . .

You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges."

You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.

A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.

You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned, or drunk, at 3 A.M.

You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.



At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.



You know what a "jug handle" is.

You know that WaWa is a convenience store.

You know that the state isn't all farmland.



You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey--there's the shore--and you don't go "to the shore," you go "down the shore." And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore."



You know how to properly negotiate a circle.

You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.



You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (try . . . Mexico . . . York .! . . Hampshire-- doesn't work, does it?).



You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain and a fast food sandwich.



You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.

You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different."

Yes they are!



You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton--that's for out-of-staters.

The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or localbar.

You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.

You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.

Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.

You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.

You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.



You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can be no other way.



You weren't raised in New Jersey--you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.



You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the State.



You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.



You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.

You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.

You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.



And finally . .

You've NEVER, NEVER pumped your own gas.

AMEN!!!



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Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I remember when our Six Flags was called "Riverside." I havn't been since. Fuckers.

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm trying to imagine someone saying "leilani" in that horrendous accent.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be sure to do just that. Us Jersey kids have to stick together.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Say 'Nooo Joisee'. Say it. And then say 'moy-da' Go on. Go on.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

for reals? that is awesome. i love the shore. I went to college in the city too (NYC) and while it was fun i was like "I gotta get out of here". you should email me sometime uberleilani.at.gmail.com

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-21 18:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm from the area. Born and raised.

I like college and all, but I miss home so damn much. I'm a beach boy, not a city-slicker.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes chronic.... you from the area? or do you go there in the summers and party?

either way I'M COMING TO GET YOU AND STUFF

just kidding :)

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-10 03:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You...live...in Belmar?

Uber just got too close to home.

Freaky.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"highest cost of living"

i doubt it. i'm pretty sure boston and parts of california do.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The only statistic we care about is the rape conviction ratio.

If it's above 6% then New Jersey looses.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:26:02 (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm down in belmar a lot in the summertime.

look for me...i'll be the one murdering large quantities of worthless guidos with waxed eyebrows.
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thank god. we belmar natives love people like you.

ever go to d'jai's? yeah. i live down the street. i've smacked a few guidos and guidettes in my time.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm down in belmar a lot in the summertime.

look for me...i'll be the one murdering large quantities of worthless guidos with waxed eyebrows.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

if by "the best hockey team in the world," you mean "the most dispicible sporting group in the history of the planet," then you are correct.

i know you're probalby from here. i know you probably grew up liking the devils. i'll accept the hometown team thing, as to why you are/were a fan.

but how anyone can like the devils after 1995 when they invented/popularized the trap and SINGLEHANDEDLY RUINED THE ENTIRE SPORT OF HOCKEY is beyond me.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot the greatest hockey team in the universe is in NJ.

DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS!

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you forgot the best part = that mistressfist and leilani live here!!!!!!

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

New Jersey has the highest cost of living.

New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.

New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation
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woo jersey!!! i love it!!!!!
it's not so bad being a jersey girl.

YOU KNOW WHAT?!!! my nana (when she was alive) was a bus driver and guess who one of her kids was on her route: JON BONfuckingJOVI!!!!
She said he was a nice kid.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tim- I live by the beach- in belmar! woooo! love it. I will concede that many parts of NJ do suck donkey balls though.

PP- I have the flattest straightest hair imaginable.... no amount of aqua net could change it! BUT, that's cause i grew up in NY.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YEAH NJ!

More toxic waste dumps than the rest of the US combined.


NJ girls have the biggest HAIR EVER!!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd just like to let you know that New Jersey sucks huge quantity of sloppy donkey dick.

where in jersey are you from?

Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

all very interesting.

i live on florida's west coast.

i win.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ny > nj everyday of the week

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i live here and i didnt know most that stuff


Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:22:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Do I smell NJ HEAT?
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i think that's just elizabeth you smell

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Really?

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And our TAYLOR HAM is actually Taylor Pork Roll. But it's a fucking swine so what the fuck?!

Taylor

Ham.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Name that governor:

"New Juh-zee and you. Puh-fect tugethah."

"I'd like to apologize to my wife and family..."

"The EZ-Pass system of toll collection will REVOLUTIONIZE the way New Jersey travels."

Ok, I don't know who the last one is, but whoever gave that the greenlight deserves to be SHOT.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nah, it's just the landfills and dead hookers...

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Do I smell NJ HEAT?

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:26:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Bergen County...

Totally-Useless, West Milford is in Bergen I thought?

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Nope.

Mahwah and Ramsey (and Oakland) are Bergen, but West Milford, Ringwood, and Pompton Lakes are in Passaic. W.M. is so fucked right now that the county is threatening to run the government. Taxes suck, too. About $10k+ for property appraised at $340,000.

Now I want disco fries from the Pompton Queen Diner. Or the W.M. Diner. Or Tick-Tock Diner. Or Skyline Diner. Or the -

You get the hint.

Where in Bergen County are you? I front a local rock n roll cover band (no shortage of THOSE in NJ), and we play locally at Jiggs' Corner in Butler, going to book Casey O'Toole's and Grasshopper in Wayne, possibly some more gigs at Boonton Ave Bar and Grill (if they start paying a little bit better).

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:16:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

856'ers in da hizzouse!
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856? isn't that in pennsylvania or something?

no i know it's not

do they call it porkroll there or what?

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Totally, Lei is right, it's porking fuckroll.

And if 609ers suck, then gimme back that tomato and get the fuck offa my beach, beetch!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bergen County...

Totally-Useless, West Milford is in Bergen I thought?

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Passaic County

West Milford, to be exact.

A stone's throw from NY border, and 15 minutes from Mountain Creek (Vernon Valley)

I have a craving for a jalapeno pretzel from Wawa.

And some grape drink to go with my vinegar fries.

I have family in Brick and Toms River.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

856'ers in da hizzouse!

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, Tim, most of them were right on target.

leilani, don't call it pork roll. It's taylor fucking ham.

If you know what a THEC w/SPK is, you're from Jersey.

609'ers suck. 973's rock.

I work within the radius of those 7 malls.

Rock on Jersey. (North Jersey, in particular)
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it is PORK ROLL!!! porking fuckroll. hehe. when you buy it in the store, it says "trenton pork roll"

and 732 is the best.

and this is so silly, i love it. go jersey shore woooo./

where are you in north jers? i like it there a lot.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:07:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

there were about 39481234914239 of those that are either definitely incorrect, or very likely incorrect.

jersey blows. people from new jersey know this. yet they will defend new jersey's honor to the death.

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Actually, Tim, most of them were right on target.

leilani, don't call it pork roll. It's taylor fucking ham.

If you know what a THEC w/SPK is, you're from Jersey.

609'ers suck. 973's rock.

I work within the radius of those 7 malls.

Rock on Jersey. (North Jersey, in particular)

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:50:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

Doesn't Jersey have more toxic waste sites/dumps then the rest of the US combined?

I think I read that somewhere

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Actually Peon I think its the most 'SuperFund' sites.

These are sites that were illegally dumped in and are being cleaned up.

The largest contributor....Rohm and Haas Plastics in Bristol, PA.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:24:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:56:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't you be dissing us 609ers aight? Interesting point about the circles though. I've met people from Boston who call them "roundabouts" and don't have any idea what a jughandle is.
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aww, you're all rednecks.

just kidding

most of my friends don't even know what a jughandle is, much less how to properly negotiate one.
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WTF? Are you talking about a hairpin bend?

You just turn the wheel and don't drive into people, same as a roundabout.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Doesn't Jersey have more toxic waste sites/dumps then the rest of the US combined?

I think I read that somewhere

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this. All I got in North Carolina is dirt, tobacco and mexicans.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:56:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't you be dissing us 609ers aight? Interesting point about the circles though. I've met people from Boston who call them "roundabouts" and don't have any idea what a jughandle is.
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aww, you're all rednecks.

just kidding

most of my friends don't even know what a jughandle is, much less how to properly negotiate one.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

there were about 39481234914239 of those that are either definitely incorrect, or very likely incorrect.

jersey blows. people from new jersey know this. yet they will defend new jersey's honor to the death.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't you be dissing us 609ers aight? Interesting point about the circles though. I've met people from Boston who call them "roundabouts" and don't have any idea what a jughandle is.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Your from Jersey if:

You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned, or drunk, at 3 A.M.
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or maybe you went to college ANYWHERE ELSE in the country.

Go Hoosiers.

Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:01:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

Only because I am getting laid in six and a half hours in hoboken.

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Is that where we're meeting?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:09:57 EST (#)
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I guess it makes sense if you mean that there are more union city cubans in union city than havana cubans in union city

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:09:08 EST (#)
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New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana, Cuba.

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so there are more than 2.2 million cubans in a city of 67,000 people?

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:05:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:01:17 (#)
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Only because I am getting laid in six and a half hours in hoboken.
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when you're done you can regale her with tales of frank sinatra being born there and the first baseball game being played there

then tell her to make you a porkroll egg and cheese sangwich!

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:01:17 EST (#)
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Only because I am getting laid in six and a half hours in hoboken.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:00:43 EST (#)
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Hate Jersey but its SPT and I gotta represent.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:57:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:57:34 EST (#)
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Auto New Jersey +6


I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see
other people.' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I
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