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SPT: Cheerioatses! (mildly NSFW) (1174 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: Good

Rating: 1.9 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2005-11-10 10:23:55 EST




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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-11 20:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOOO HOOOOO! CHEERIOTSE!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes. The versatility of the goatsex was apparent to me, too, when i found that website. But, i suppose, +1 for the user friendly collage.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit.

Some news network seriously has the interview this Goatse guy, he's FAMOUS.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha ugghhh

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Je
Su
S

Christ =(

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

There are no words.... I'm going to have to drink heavily tonight in an attempt to forget about all this goatsee and not have ass stretching nightmares.
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Hope you're enjoying your drunk....

Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

for life --- that is overgoatse

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There are no words.... I'm going to have to drink heavily tonight in an attempt to forget about all this goatsee and not have ass stretching nightmares.

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ewww.

Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The +2 needs no explanation.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

too funny

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

perfect photoshoppings. (some of them)

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That goddamned baby elephant is ugly as fuck. Baby elephants must be the only ugly baby mammels in the world, next to humans.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeanneee I'd wager the original goatse dude is dead from AIDS. It's quite clear he let of lot of shit INTO his asshole, not the other way around.

Ooooo. Yuuuck. I'm going to stop thinking about goatse now, too.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder who the goatse guy really is. I wonder if he knows he has a creepy Internet cult following. I guess it wouldn't shock him if he did know, after all, he let someone take a picture of him stretching his anus. I'm going to stop thinking about goatse now.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:03:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Teeph old pal, I'm a little worried about your apparant fascination with goatse.

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Me too buddy. Me too.

But it isn't really goatse that I'm fascinated with. Professor Fuckface is the one with the goatse fetish. The REAL goatse grosses me the hell out. However, I HAVE seen it, and it has been seered irreversibly into my brain. I can't erase it no matter how much I wish I could.

But somehow, as much as the real thing freaks me out, THIS POST makes me laugh my ass off. THIS POST is the thing I'm fascinated with - goatse lite.

It is all so sick and wrong that so many various sources have used that ONE horrible picture as an inspiration . . . they've sought to re-create it . . . I just . . . can't imagine the desire to do that. And I think that's what makes it both fascinating and a sign that the end of the world is upon us.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:58:36 (#)
Ranking: 1

This wasn't bad but since I'm not as infatuated with gaping asshole as the rest of you assholes obviously are, I can't go +2.
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Heh. I agree with you, dickfucker.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You missed one, but I will forgive you.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/69718

-Dave

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Teeph old pal, I'm a little worried about your apparant fascination with goatse.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This wasn't bad but since I'm not as infatuated with gaping asshole as the rest of you assholes obviously are, I can't go +2.

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sick.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's even scarier is I had most of these images saved on my computer to do a post exactly like this. Did you see the one at the BarComp where someone did an ASCII goatse on the big screen? Funny shit...

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What really sucks here is that I really want to share this post with my friends, family and loved ones, but, you can't really share a goatse tribute post with your friends, family and loved ones. Because to understand the goatse tribute post, you have to know what goatse is, and you can't expose your friends, family and loved ones to goatse without looking like some sort of deranged freak. Goatse is just the sort of thing you have to discover, experience and contemplate by yourself or within the confines of an anonymous internet forum . . . or maybe church.

So anyway, I want to e-mail this to people, but I can't because then they'll know what kind of freak I really am.

<weeps>

Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"God Creating Goatse"

Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are one twisted ASSHOLE.

You should be forced to attend a copophilic convension as penance.

I also hate you 'cause this has given me a hard on and I will have to come all over my computer.

I hope you are happy, you shit.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I giggled the feces out of myself.

Seriously.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Targoat!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The orange cracked me up so hard.

Thanks.

Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy ass.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Damn, that's a lot of goatse.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The cake . . . the cake . . .

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the wedding ring always disturbs me.

Submitted by shootpeoplenotdope (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is awesome. It is made of win and God.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Naty-tuff

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish there was a +20.

Real, actual, out-loud laughing.

Oh God, when goatse has reached this kind of cult status, the end of the world is at hand.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thank you

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

The Targoat, and the goddamm antelope slayed me.

Plus an Auto Goatse +2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<uuunnnghhh> tm

Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My body is tight like man's anoose.


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival