Krissi: Acquired Birthday Superpowers (1628 hits)
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Submitted by Lechuga (View user info) at 2005-11-10 12:05:48 EST
November 10, 2005. A Day that will live in infamy. The location is Providence, RI, and the subject is a little girl named Krissi. This was no ordinary redheaded girl; she is a cunning strategist and an equally brutal military genius. On this day of her birth, she was bitten by a radioactive spider that gave her the aforementioned powers of might and genius. For little to no reason, she donned her military uniform, proceeded to extricate herself from her small abode, and began to plan the demise of Rhode Island.
With her small military force that had been brainwashed into following her terrible campaign of raping and pillaging the forests and humble villagers of the small state, Krissi's military might became more than Rhode Island could handle. She set her sights on something bigger: Eastern Europe.
Upon being deported from the United States for dancing to Golddigger and claiming she is a car, her military might heading in the direction of Poland. The inhabitants of this fair country could do nothing to stop the bright haired beauty. They simply watched as she brought the hammer down and exiled their current government. When asked if the Polish people welcomed this change, a local man said, "Well, she's hotter than our last President. I'm gay, he was a man, and I even think so."
Much like the island hopping campaign that the Allies performed in World War II, Krissi and her band of followers began overthrowing governments left and right. First Lithuania, then Latvia, then Belarus, and then Ukraine. The Russian government began to get nervous, and launched a preliminary strike against the chunk of land Krissi had claimed for herself. It played out like a shitty game of Starcraft: Krissi just sat there owning n00bs all day and the Russian army could do nothing but give up. "Hey at least she's pretty," Putin said. Upon hearing Putin's comments, I punched him in the face.
The rest of the European nations maintaining their neutrality, Krissi decided that owning Russia and most of Eastern Europe was enough. She set down her little hat and called it quits. Over 100,000 square miles of Territory conquered in one day? Cake. One of her friends approached her and asked if she would ever be returning to her previous life as a college student.
She laughed and looked around her newly constructed Presidential Palace. "I think I'll just get 37 pizzas. And bring that Lechuga fellow to me, I need to have a word with him."
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So I was sitting in my room minding my own business, when this Tank rolls through my wall. I immediately get one of those cool blow-darts shot at my neck like they only do in the movies (except this happened in real life). I passed out, not from the sedative, but from the shock of some idiot in a tank using a blowgun. I woke up 36 hours later lying on the cold, stone floor of a palace. I was a prisoner of war.
I asked why I had been brought before her, and she said that I was to entertain her with my amazing humor and utter stupidity. I simply said that I was not her Jester, and that I would gladly bet my life on a game of Halo. Being the brilliant military genius that she is, a contract was drafted that outlined the conditions of the tournament. In short, if I win, I will be set free. If she wins, I have to become her court Jester and dance for candy.
I played a great game, but my pistol-wielding skills were no match for her shotgun. Needless to say, I lost. So here I sit, dressed as a medieval entertainer, in some unknown Eastern European country, under the Iron Fist of Krissi, Usurper of Eastern Europe.
Either that or I made it up. Happy Birthday sweetie.
User Reviews
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-12 02:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lechuga has genital warts. He squeezed one into my mouth while I was in a deep slumber.
You remember Gushers? Imagine that, except it's made out of something like ear-wax and ballsweat, and tastes of avocado.
How's that for personal?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-11 18:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 drama in the reviews
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Severe dimentia. You suffer from it, I cherish it. My own, of course, not yours, you fag!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:02:24 (#)
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so you gave it a typical spam title and you assumed someone would open attachments froma complete stranger?
also, just because the last name is the same... doesn't mean that's a relative of mine. amazingly, my last name is really common in germany
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Aminzly, you shared your personal info with everyone and told the whole world about your daddy's company.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:57:33 EST (#)
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I call shenanigans on that one.....
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:20:44 (#)
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krissi, how's the bday going?
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good. golddigger's on... oh holleR!
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thanks paula...
and no, i haven't sucked shlongy's dick. nor justin's.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday, sweetie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Making out's not cheating, babycakes. I didn't ask you to give birth to my next illegitimate kid.
Also, that "good girl" crap won't fly with me. I saw your picture. You can't fool me.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:06:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:03:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
so did she suck your dick yet?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:59:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hear that a lot.
That just means you're getting smarter with age. I'm proud of you.
PS. Let's make out.
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Shlong, not a chance in hell. I'm a good girl.
Zakalwe? Where the hell have you been, boy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...she sucked me off.
I'm not sure about Lechuga, you'll have to ask him.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:03:09 EST (#)
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so did she suck your dick yet?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hear that a lot.
That just means you're getting smarter with age. I'm proud of you.
PS. Let's make out.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlong, you are a right fucking bastard, but you're growing on me like a damn fungus.
That disturbs the hell out of me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently, I do.
I don't see how you can blame me...didn't you hear about my nightmares?
Also, it's fun.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God..... just make it stop already. Do we need to rehash the fucking past?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Urbane- After viewing that cunt of yours on this family-friendly web site, I've suffered nightmares that entire teams of Doctors have not been able to neutralize...or analyze successfully.
The Discovery Channel is considering a multi-part series on your snatch, and the effects of seeing it on normal, high IQ people. I'm one of the case studies.
I keep having dreams of Convoys of Army Humvees, full of American fighting men, exiting that tunnel of yours in their quest to escape the rancid smell of a million dead carp. They're all wearing masks.
I wonder what this means?
It's, uhhhhh...it's not good.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
krissi, how's the bday going?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:04:33 (#)
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shlongy, my cunt isn't particularly interested in you and is fairly thankful that you, caul, and many others are disgusted by it.
get a new hobby
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Fuck off whore, you're making the place look untidy.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:09:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:35:44 (#)
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:50:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to brush up on your idea of what romantic is.
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I'm not trying to be romantic you fag. Why in the unholy fuck would I want to be romantic on Uber? Ever? I wrote a really random post about her birthday, I'm not trying to get her naked.
I think YOU need to brush up on what the fuck you're talking about.
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Why would he need to be bothering with trying to be romantic on here. This was a funny post, I appreciated it.
Besides... I'm totally enamored anyway, totally doesn't have to try THIS to help that case.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:04:33 EST (#)
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shlongy, my cunt isn't particularly interested in you and is fairly thankful that you, caul, and many others are disgusted by it.
get a new hobby
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Urbane- Has your cunt lost any weight? Also, have I missed it posted on any other web sites?
I've been busy and haven't had the chance to keep up with the festivities...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:02:24 EST (#)
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so you gave it a typical spam title and you assumed someone would open attachments froma complete stranger?
also, just because the last name is the same... doesn't mean that's a relative of mine. amazingly, my last name is really common in germany
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:50:35 EST (#)
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I sent the pictures to the following email: ken.schwaber.at.verizon.net
With the subject "IMPORTANT NOTICE"
:-D
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:46:55 EST (#)
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oh caul, forever the acid spewing frog with the same old insults
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:45:39 EST (#)
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i was annoyed the pics were posted, but that's not why i left. and i'm not actually back, i'm reviewing the posts of friends at their requests. I don't have hours and hours to spend sitting on uber like you seem to.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:45:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:43:05 (#)
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big deal, you saw me naked... """"
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For someone who happens to like attractive women, it was indeed a pretty big deal. Almost on par with TubGirl.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:43:05 EST (#)
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no, when did i say that? i left for a totally different reason. big deal, you saw me naked... yeah, they were shitty pictures... that's life.. it happens
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:37:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:35:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:50:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to brush up on your idea of what romantic is.
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I'm not trying to be romantic you fag. Why in the unholy fuck would I want to be romantic on Uber? Ever? I wrote a really random post about her birthday, I'm not trying to get her naked.
I think YOU need to brush up on what the fuck you're talking about.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:50:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to brush up on your idea of what romantic is.
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:31:36 (#)
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Easy Caul...those were the fingers and labia of an 80 pound woman.
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hahahahahahah to both
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to brush up on your idea of what romantic is.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:31:36 EST (#)
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Easy Caul...those were the fingers and labia of an 80 pound woman.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:15:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:43:38 (#)
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hadley... you forget i've seen you on webcam....
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And you forget the Internet has seen your fat labia with your pudgy fingers stuck in it.
Ask your crippled daddy to up your meds, bitch.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:52:51 EST (#)
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Somehow I doubt that, darling.
Didn't you leave because you could no longer show your face (or any other part of you) around here anymore?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:43:38 EST (#)
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hadley... you forget i've seen you on webcam....
you weigh three times what i do.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:32:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:13:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tim seems jealous
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Waddle on back to your hole.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tim seems jealous
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:02:16 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:00:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
I find it quite disturbing that people share their intimate details on here.
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My dick is caught in my fly... it's reeeeeeeeally starting to hurt.
*looks up*
*blinks*
*leaves*
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haha.
*drinks more birthday wine*
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:49:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the gay?
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
weak
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, I like the pic - purple looks good on you.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I know we're all being terribly nice to the B'day girl but I honestly didn't think much of this post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:00:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
I find it quite disturbing that people share their intimate details on here.
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My dick is caught in my fly... it's reeeeeeeeally starting to hurt.
*looks up*
*blinks*
*leaves*
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And as for the sex..... he's at his peak as far as drive goes, enjoy it.
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FUCK THAT- I'm 35 and trust me, I'm just peaking
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the gay?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Peak is at 12? No wonder I can't get it up without a bicycle pump...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:52:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd put on way over. This kid makes me laugh more than anyone I've ever met before. Besides, he's an awesome lover. :-p
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It's the laughter that's important, honey. I've met him and I KNOW he's got that going for him.
And as for the sex..... he's at his peak as far as drive goes, enjoy it.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd put on way over. This kid makes me laugh more than anyone I've ever met before. Besides, he's an awesome lover. :-p
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yes, I'm sure at his age and experience he's Da Bomb
Good luck you too
p.s Who gets to write the breakup post (see- I'm just having fun)
You guys will last forever
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I find it quite disturbing that people share their intimate details on here.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:12:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:36:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:35:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
is there a sign up list for dating Uber girls, when's my turn?
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You're only eligible if you're unattractive.
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I take offense to that.
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I hear Pentameter is a total Hottie
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So do I. And she's a blue-blooded Yankees fan. :::salivates a la Homer Simpson:::
Oh, and happy birthday [again] to Krissi and congratulations to Lechuga for whatever happiness her birthday brings you. Good night.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sure he is.
Until the you "find" the next one.
Good luck with all that.
I, for one, cannot WAIT for the next Uber Public Breakup.
It makes for "good Uber".
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:49:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:17:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
No worries. I'm absolutely nuts about this kid. Like, it's been years since I've been this giddy about a relationship... and that just usually means bad things for me.
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He IS a good boy, isn't he.
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He's amazing. A rare find indeed. I've been happier this last month flirting and dating him than I have in awhile. He's wonderful.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:31:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:25:00 (#)
Ranking: -1
How long will this "I'm nuts about him" last?
I put the over/under on 4 weeks.
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I've met him, I'll take the under
jk
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I'd put on way over. This kid makes me laugh more than anyone I've ever met before. Besides, he's an awesome lover. :-p
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:17:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
No worries. I'm absolutely nuts about this kid. Like, it's been years since I've been this giddy about a relationship... and that just usually means bad things for me.
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He IS a good boy, isn't he.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OK...I'll put you down for a grand on the under.
Now I just have to find some poor sonuvabitch to take the over to balance this out, and leave me with my vig.
Good luck to me finding that.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:25:00 (#)
Ranking: -1
How long will this "I'm nuts about him" last?
I put the over/under on 4 weeks.
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I've met him, I'll take the under
jk
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
How long will this "I'm nuts about him" last?
I put the over/under on 4 weeks.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:58:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Be kind to him, Krissi. If you break his heart, I'll crack your skull.
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No worries. I'm absolutely nuts about this kid. Like, it's been years since I've been this giddy about a relationship... and that just usually means bad things for me.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:58:23 (#)
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Be kind to him, Krissi. If you break his heart, I'll crack your skull.
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screw that, he's young, he'll rebound
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Be kind to him, Krissi. If you break his heart, I'll crack your skull.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:30:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:36:32 (#)
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Good grief. Is this high school?
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So you're all randy then?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:16:29 EST (#)
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hey man...where you been?
good to hear from you. and a happy birthday to krissi.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:12:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:40:10 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:36:34 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:35:05 (#)
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is there a sign up list for dating Uber girls, when's my turn?
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You're only eligible if you're unattractive.
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I take offense to that.
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I hear Pentameter is a total Hottie
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:51:49 (#)
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You are an exception. Your boyfriend however...
...that's right, do me instead :-P
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Hahahahahaha...I admire your shamelessness.
And thanks for saying that I'm not ugly.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This rocked
Happy Bday lil lady, you gots yourself one fine stud here
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:51:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:36:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:35:05 (#)
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is there a sign up list for dating Uber girls, when's my turn?
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You're only eligible if you're unattractive.
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I take offense to that.
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You are an exception. Your boyfriend however...
...that's right, do me instead :-P
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:36:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:35:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
is there a sign up list for dating Uber girls, when's my turn?
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You're only eligible if you're unattractive.
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I take offense to that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:35:05 (#)
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is there a sign up list for dating Uber girls, when's my turn?
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You're only eligible if you're unattractive.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Good grief. Is this high school?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:35:05 EST (#)
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is there a sign up list for dating Uber girls, when's my turn?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:33:05 EST (#)
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Happy Birthday!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:30:07 EST (#)
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Uber is getting be a little too "take 2 hits and pass her along"
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:29:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:25:26 (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:10:30 (#)
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I can't believe you too are dating. Another Uber-couple that will eventually break up and then we get to read all about it....YIPPIE!
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Jeebus X I thought you were in Lurrrve?
Why so cynical?
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I'm just messin' around plus my girl has been out of town, haven't talked to her and I'm anxious for her to come home
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:28:04 EST (#)
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http://www.uberlavalife.com
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:17:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:10:30 (#)
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I can't believe you too are dating. Another Uber-couple that will eventually break up and then we get to read all about it....YIPPIE!
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Jeebus X I thought you were in Lurrrve?
Why so cynical?
-Dave
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I think that Brkn, wossname, guy's post freaked him out a little. It sure as fuck freaked me out.
Still, this is a happy day because tonight Lechuga get's laid! WOOOO!
*breaks open champagne*
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:17:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:10:30 (#)
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I can't believe you too are dating. Another Uber-couple that will eventually break up and then we get to read all about it....YIPPIE!
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Jeebus X I thought you were in Lurrrve?
Why so cynical?
-Dave
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you, ex-wifey
I just ordered you something awesome for your bday. you'll get it on like monday i think
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday K.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe you too are dating. Another Uber-couple that will eventually break up and then we get to read all about it....YIPPIE!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best wishes to both of you durung your wild sexual bonanza.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You must have done something REALLY bad if this is your way of getting pussy again.