My Cousin Pissed On The Floor Of a Ski Resort (636 hits)
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Submitted by Trevor Q.M <Trechi1st93.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-10 13:57:20 EST
I was skiing once with my cousin and his mom at Canaan Valley last year, it was freezing so we decided to have a little bathroom break and warm our hands for five minutes with the blow dryers, my cousin went into one of the stalls to relieve his scrotum of the juice building up inside him while I turned on the blow dryer. My cousin unzipped his pants and let it rip, exept that it completely missed the toilet and went all over the floor, I could see it splashing out from under the stall, at the same time screams of horror decend from the stall next to his so we high-tailed it out of their after he squirted the last bit under the other stall.
Take that, you Mexican cleaners without a green card!
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-11 04:25:07 EST (#)
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There's a difference between a comma and a full-stop, learn it. It's similar to the difference between this and something that's worth my time, even the time I'm trying to waste.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:29:04 EST (#)
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I was crocheting once with my brother's wife and her mom at Barrabas' Cock Ski Resort last year, our fingers were bleeding from all the needlework so we decided to have a little jam session in the bathroom for five minutes to work on some calluses to stop the bleeding by finger banging each other's lovechutes, my brother's wife went into one of the stalls and dropped her skirt and asked me to relieve her genital area with the juice building up inside of me while her mom poked her eyes out by the blow dryer. My brother's wife unzipped my pants and I let it rip, exept that I completely missed the toilet with my cockstroke and fell down to the floor, I could see my dick accordion against my hips as it smashed the pissed-upon tiles, at the same time screams of horror rang out from the blow dryer, where we learned my brother's wife's mom had not only blinded herself with her calloused fingers but had managed to get her head stuck inside the machine as well. We high tailed it out of there after I'd unrolled my tubesnake and squirted the last bit of myself into my brother's wife tackle box.
Take that, you Soviet physicists without a degree!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:28:11 EST (#)
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Now, unless your cousin was jerking off in the stall too, he wasn't relieving his scrotum of anything. I don't know about your cousin, but most people store urine in their bladder rather than their scrotum.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:08:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:05:39 EST (#)
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HA HA LINKWHORE!
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:04:37 EST (#)
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No, this is SPT: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78721
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:03:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:00:35 (#)
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This is SPT everyone!
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Oh, OK. That makes it better.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:00:35 EST (#)
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This is SPT everyone!
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:00:14 EST (#)
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He should've missed and pissed in your face.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:00:10 EST (#)
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DAMMIT! I forget SPT.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:59:33 EST (#)
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Please refrain from ever doing this again. (Posting)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:59:31 EST (#)
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You are singlehandedly disproving Darwinism.