Vagina Monologues (826 hits)
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Submitted by your_arse_is_hanging_out (View user info) at 2005-11-10 14:42:03 EST
Last night I saw them. Four women talking one by one about vaginas. twats. pussies.
cunts...
I have loathed that word my whole life. It was the dirtiest word in the English language, my mother taught me. The worst thing you could possibly say to a woman. I hated it. But nearing the end of the performance, one woman did a monologue on the word: cunt.
She spelled it, sounded it out, rejoiced in it. Danced with it, laughed about it, and screamed it. CuuuuuunnnnnnnT. c-u-n-t. cuuuu nnnnnn t. CCCUUUNNNTTTTT!!!!!!!!! Now it was our turn to yell it back at her. As I sit next to my mother, her sisters and my adult female cousins, we were cracking up. The woman came over to our section and made us scream it. CUNT!
I laughed, I cried...it was a great experience.
Trivia! If you're from Chicago that is....
What are the three street names that rhyme with Vagina??????
Don't forget to look at your pussies, they said. Know them.
Do you know your vagina?
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Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:15:42 EST (#)
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Here is an entire page dedicated to the etymology of the word "cunt". http://www.matthewhunt.com/cunt/etymology.html
Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Meat: Everybody in town, from what I hear.
Now there's you some vagina monologues.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:40:23 EST (#)
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I haven't seen the Vagina Monologues, but I have read the play and really enjoyed it.
Don't listen to all the losers posting -2s. They spend half their lives talking about how great their penises are (when really they are small, pathetic and wrinkly), and then get upset when women talk about pussies.
It's pussy envy.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:24:22 EST (#)
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Paulina's one of em!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:50:56 EST (#)
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I went to see that show. The whole theatre kinda smelled like fish. I left after 10 minutes.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:50:03 EST (#)
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I was forced into seeing that atrocity.
And it was everything I expected it would be:
1) The first half was all about shock value so people would notice it (kind of like certain posts on Uber)
2) The second half was like a Lifetime movie
"CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!" Okay, I get it, fine!!! Us mean men have degraded women for FAAARRR too long, so it's time to take back the lingo like many black people have with "nigger." Blahhh.
Oh, and this post sucked.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:19:14 EST (#)
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Trivia! If you're from Chicago that is....
What are the three street names that rhyme with Vagina??????
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Here's a few. I cut this from a novel/manuscript I'm working on months ago because it seemed totally farfetched (in that two characters were having a contest to see who could name the most slang terms for the vagina, and I couldn't see anyone actually reeling off this many names.
"Cooch, hoochie, nanee, nookie, Ofeelya, cooze, pudenda, cunny, snatch, muff, cunnus, cunnikin. La conne, chatte, and cramouille in Paris, a cos in Persia and a yoni in Bombay. Bubble-gum-by-the-bum, third base, jambox, jaxy, tang, trim, nooch, kipper. A punany in Jamaica, a coucoune in Haitian Creole and a tun-tun in St. Croix. Jing-jang, poontang, gigi, shaf, cuzzy, Ormanko in Tokyo, a kush in Aramaic and a pico in Esperanto."
"Fortune nookie, steak-drapes, mink, pink, mooch, quim, rack of clam, toet, moose knuckle, chuffy, Hairy Manilow, panty hamster, love glove, Lawrence of A Labia, tongue-depressor, fleece crease, hyna, itching Jenny and The Notorious V.A.G., sneetje in Amsterdam, dune poon in Iraq and a chut in Hindi. Nautch, cooter, nectar collector, main vein, a pizdënka in Moscow, queynte in Middle English and a manda in the Ukraine. Coozy, furburger, Pearl Harbor and a bajingo, a boceta in Rio, a hully in Cornish and a chochito in Acapulco."
"Cookie, wooky, puddy, thistle pie, the Y, middle eye. A dewlap to Shakespeare, a della to Dante and a bijue at court in Versailles. Meat Street, south-mouth, poozle, pum-pum, poopelu, snootchie, pookie, bobo. A Cuajo in Creole, a bombo in Victorian Bermuda and when in Rome a cunno. Poonage, pipkin, rubyfruit, camel toe, mule nose, grassy knoll and a pachinko, a crica in Puerto Rico, muschi in Düsseldorf and a poki in Filipino. Bikini biscuit, finale valley, sugar shack, the lips between the hips, cervical circus, Canal Royale, Count Crotchula, moneymaker, nana, and that slope like a comma that would make the Pope slap his mama."
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:40:20 EST (#)
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Do you know your vagina?
Very well thanks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:06:57 EST (#)
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Did you sport wood?
I wood have...
Get it?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:56:39 EST (#)
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This post was so boring my cancer relapsed
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:54:42 EST (#)
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ETS??? Yes, still getting married :)
He happens to pms when I do. It's just peachy.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:53:46 EST (#)
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I do not know my vagina. We need to catch up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:53:25 EST (#)
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you should have just posted a pic of ETS, that would have got you some hits.
Still getting married?
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:52:29 EST (#)
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my beaver is feirce.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:52:24 EST (#)
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teh suxors
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:51:31 EST (#)
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Whatever pokeypecker, you're a prick licker. (Like I didn't forsee that coming)
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:50:43 EST (#)
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Do you have a nice beaver?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:49:33 EST (#)
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The streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina are Paulina, Mevlina, and Lunt.
Old crappy joke.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:43:22 EST (#)
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Fuck off, cunt.