1st post in a long ass time... (780 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanRating: -1.26 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sealclubber (View user info) at 2005-11-10 16:39:08 EST
...and i wish i had spent that time doing something meaningful.
But no, I just finished my bottle of jack and all the beer I had left, but I'm still drunk but not enough. Any suggestions on what can help?.....please?
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-14 15:55:51 EST (#)
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Ebola
Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2005-12-14 15:48:13 EST (#)
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try some of my semen. what's that? too late?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:27:31 EST (#)
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Squat down like youre taking a shit in the woods, breath deeply ten times, take the deepest breath you can. Stand up really quick them blow me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:11:43 EST (#)
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I also called you a whining, useless lump that does nothing but complain.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:31:55 EST (#)
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Eat a bunch of nutmeg, seriously
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:54:40 EST (#)
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Best reviews ever. Of course, I'm bombed but that doesn't matter.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:29:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:27:23 (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:39:22 (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:29:08 (#)
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Check under the kitchen sink, drink everything marked "do not injest"
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Surely you gest?
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No, he does not gest.
And don't call me Shirley
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:34:43 EST (#)
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You spent all that time drinking one bottle of jack and a few beers.
No offense, but I think my dead grandma could outdrink you.
Vagina.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:27:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:39:22 (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:29:08 (#)
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Check under the kitchen sink, drink everything marked "do not injest"
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Surely you gest?
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har har
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:18:08 EST (#)
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It may take a bit of work, but I have it on good authority that slowly pushing a #2 Phillips Screwdriver 5 inches into your right ear (if right-handed, left ear if left-handed) ear is Teh Tri-upinnest. Post with the results after you've experienced this rush.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:07:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:45:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:06:28 (#)
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The_Yellow_Dart -
"I hear jumping in front of unsuspecting buses gives a nice buzz. "
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I didn't know busses could be "unsuspecting."
I always thought they displayed great common sense and intuition.
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I'd like to meet these buses you speak of. The kind in these parts tend to start driving away when you're half-way through the door.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:39:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:29:08 (#)
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Check under the kitchen sink, drink everything marked "do not injest"
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Surely you gest?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:38:57 EST (#)
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1st post in a long ass time... (137 hits)
Submitted by sealclubber (View user info) at 2005-11-10 16:39:08
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I wish it had been longer still...
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:29:08 EST (#)
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Check under the kitchen sink, drink everything marked "do not injest"
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:17:37 EST (#)
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Not drunk enough.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:07:51 EST (#)
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we give a shit?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:06:28 EST (#)
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The_Yellow_Dart -
"I hear jumping in front of unsuspecting buses gives a nice buzz. "
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I didn't know busses could be "unsuspecting."
I always thought they displayed great common sense and intuition.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:02:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:58:51 (#)
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"Any suggestions?"
Yes.
Ask a friend or neighbor to take a sledge hammer full-swing to the back of your skull.
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gratuitious violence +2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:58:51 EST (#)
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"Any suggestions?"
Yes.
Ask a friend or neighbor to take a sledge hammer full-swing to the back of your skull.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:58:36 EST (#)
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my semen has been known to intoxicate those who partake of the sweet nectar of my nuts... but no soup for you, I can't stand a drunkard.
maybe hold your breath till you die, I know they say it can't be done, but I think you've got what it takes to prove them wrong.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:48:01 EST (#)
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First review of one of your shitty posts in a long time. -2.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:44:26 EST (#)
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that's right AN BUSES.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:43:58 EST (#)
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I hear jumping in front of unsuspecting buses gives a nice buzz.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:43:34 EST (#)
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I would drink an another entire bottle of anything alcoholic
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:43:18 EST (#)
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1. more beer
2. more jack
3.