My last Shit Post Thursday for seven months (587 hits)
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Submitted by Tech-junkie (View user info) at 2005-11-10 18:35:08 EST
Yes, I'm leaving for Army Basic Training at Fort Jackson, SC on Tuesday, so I figure I may as well enjoy my last SPT for long time, between 2 months of basic training and 5 months of learning how to work on helicopters.
Let's see, what's on my mind right now:
Ha Ha Rabbit is not funny in any capacity, whatsoever. Helmut Cat can be used to attract women.
France is an absolutely fantastic country, filled with very unfantastic people.
I got married on Saturday and don't regret it at all.
There is an acronym for US Army backwards. It stands for Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up.
Penis, Vagina, Mammary, Anus.
I think Carol Richards honestly represents about 75% all white women between ages 35 and 45.
Black men under the age of 35 are not nearly as racist as black women and older black men.
The vast vast VAST majority of white people are not racist; they just become disinfranchised when some black person gives them a nasty look like that one whitey is single handedly responsible for slavery.
I wonder about the lunar landing hoax sometimes, but then look at pictures of other people who believe it, and immediately change my mind.
Vietnam vets are pussies compared to WWII vets.
That's about it. See you all in 7 months.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-11 01:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:09:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
I also called you a whining, useless lump that does nothing but complain.
Congratulations on not regretting your marriage after 5 days.
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this sounds like a dig.
"har har, married a week and now you sign up to go away. Nice marriage, that"
thats how I saw it anyhow.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-11-11 01:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dude. basic sucks ass. hasve fun though. at least your going to relaxing jackson.
and remember, nop matter haw bed you think you have it, there is ppussy on the other side
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Take it easy my man!
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so copying that finger.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
goodluck.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I also called you a whining, useless lump that does nothing but complain.
Congratulations on not regretting your marriage after 5 days.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:33:33 EST (#)
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I'm interested why you enjoy SPT but despite Ha Ha Rabbit. They are one and the same, y'know?
(But good luck out there.)
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-10 20:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good luck and....
prepare your ears for spit
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When you get out with your A&P let me know and I'll find you a job.
Unless you suck at it.
If that's the case, I'll plan a time and place for us to meet up to "talk business", and when you show up I'll be hiding in the bushes throwing feces at you.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:36:09 EST (#)
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Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up.
You said a mouthful there.
Why??? For the love of god...why?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck, man.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Wooo,
wooo! Wooo, wooo!
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck. Don't get yourself killed. Iraq isn't going to go away anytime soon.