Masturbating while watching yourself Masturbate (3257 hits)
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Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-11 00:07:11 EST
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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:55:06 EST (#)
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Masturbating in front of a mirror: Tried it, got penis envy, and gave it up as a bad idea.
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:22:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:12:10 (#)
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Nothing wrong with crying while jerking off. Just means you need 2 tissues instead of one.
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Ha.
Saxon, you genius.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:12:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 03:59:59 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 03:01:50 (#)
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Being an adventurous and curious person, I have actually attempted to masturbate to myself in the mirror. Now I have watched myself having sex and I must say that I found it rather erotic. Not massivly so but certainly pleasing.
Not so with masturbation. It made me feel very lonely. In fact, I think I may have cried.
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hahahah
crying while wanking!
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Nothing wrong with crying while jerking off. Just means you need 2 tissues instead of one.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 04:34:33 EST (#)
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i have a preferred angle - i like to be sort of three quarters facing the mirror, so i can see my buttocks and the end part of my erect penis at the same time.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-11 04:27:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 03:59:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 03:01:50 (#)
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Being an adventurous and curious person, I have actually attempted to masturbate to myself in the mirror. Now I have watched myself having sex and I must say that I found it rather erotic. Not massivly so but certainly pleasing.
Not so with masturbation. It made me feel very lonely. In fact, I think I may have cried.
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hahahah
crying while wanking!
Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-11 03:57:33 EST (#)
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Masturbate to whatever you can, someday, you won't be able to (then you should kill yourself).
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 03:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Being an adventurous and curious person, I have actually attempted to masturbate to myself in the mirror. Now I have watched myself having sex and I must say that I found it rather erotic. Not massivly so but certainly pleasing.
Not so with masturbation. It made me feel very lonely. In fact, I think I may have cried.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2005-11-11 02:14:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-11 01:41:45 EST (#)
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"when they're gone and the heart is pumping cold,
another burnt offering in worship of the toll,
made at waystations along the lonesome road,
kick the stirrup and ride and empty soul."
-Beat Happening
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-11 01:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA
I'm stroking it right now thinking about myself stroking it while watching the whole ordeal on my 52 inch TV.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:38:00 EST (#)
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I swear, dude, sometimes our little wavelength crossings scare me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:25:13 EST (#)
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wanker
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:24:09 EST (#)
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Hahahaha its a UBER melt down, UBER will never be as we knew it.
<In a bad Scottish accent> she cant take it.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:24:03 EST (#)
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"Can women get horny and wet by looking at their naked image in a mirror? I wonder if any woman has ever admired her naked image and thought "God I have a great body, if I was someone else id fuck me"."
Buffalo Bill sort of did, remember? "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." The whole idea from that scene is about the dude eroticizing himself in the mirror, but only if seeing himself as a woman.
Pssst... It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:21:56 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1131686151999414856#1688120
Here's the reason I gasped when I saw your post title. You'll see when you read down. It's fucking uncanny.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:20:30 EST (#)
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We can't even post straight up text now. Something is majorly fucked.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:16:27 EST (#)
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HOLY FUCK! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:13:47 EST (#)
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You wont beat me Bart Bart i will just post in my ranking text box hehehehe.
I read somewhere that the ultimate form of rejection is your hand falling asleep while masturbating. This could be true as I cant think of any rejection worse then this but my hand must find my body interesting as this has never happened to me, however I cannot get an erection while looking at myself naked in a mirror, go figure.
Can women get horny and wet by looking at their naked image in a mirror? I wonder if any woman has ever admired her naked image and thought "God I have a great body, if I was someone else id fuck me".
Are there people that are so into themselves that they masturbate in front of a mirror?
Could this practice be called Self Voyeurism?
I could imagine some incredibly conceited person masturbating in front of mirror thinking, "Oh my God I am so erotic to watch masturbating, I am going to have to masturbate while I watch myself masturbate".
Maybe it's just me but I couldn't masturbate in front of a mirror, I'm too self conscious and the embarrassment of knowing someone was watching me masturbate would make me go limp. Besides knowing me, if I masturbated in front of a mirror id be forced to point into the mirror and laugh, saying "You dirty bastard I caught you masturbating".
Masturbating in public is illegal in most, if not all countries around the world. Well its not like smoking is it?
Have you ever sat talking with a group of people and one of the group has interrupted and said "Sorry to interrupt but does anyone mind if I masturbate?" If it was legal I wonder if it would be treated like smoking. City busses might have "No Masturbating" signs on them. A waiter in a hotel might be forced to confront a masturbating lady and say "excuse me miss, this is a non masturbating area, would you mind moving into the designated area".
I don't think I would use a bus that allowed masturbating, could you imagine climbing onto a city bus and sit beside a little old lady who has her feet up on the seat in front of you with her legs spread wide apart, polishing her pearl, moaning with her tongue hanging out?
Businesses complain about lost production time because of smoke breaks, imagine if unions fought for and won masturbation breaks. Businesses around the world would be changing their work policy to read "Employees are allowed one break in the morning shift and one in the afternoon shift in which to masturbate and or smoke, the designated area for these breaks is the buildings rear entry".
You would find small groups of workers gathered around the rear entry of offices all over the world smoking and masturbating furiously while they discussed what was on television the night before. Beside the large ashtrays would be a semen depository, which included a wet towel dispenser. I can see Tim offer his work mate Fred a smoke when they went for their break and Fred saying, "no thank you I don't feel like a smoke I only came out for a quick wank".
I don't think businesses should allow masturbating at your work station, I mean, imagine walking into a reception area to find the receptionist diddling herself telling you she will be with you shortly. Not to mention the fact that handing over the report the boss asked for, covered in semen, might not go over too well.
Fast food workers of course would have to be exempt, id hate to be hungrily eating a burger wondering if the person who just made it had masturbated before hand. Dentists also would be bared from masturbating in the work place for obvious reasons.
A report I read some time ago suggested that the majority of people masturbated in the shower, I'm sure this is why most people get horny when it rains.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:11:06 EST (#)
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