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Category: Humor -> Dumb Jobs

Rating: 0.25 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2005-11-11 04:45:46 EST


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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Did it asploded?

Anyway MJ, since there's nothing else going on on uber today, let's chat!

How are you? I wanted to let you know that I think your last... "upgrade" might have been the best yet, your nose is just about perfect!

Also, has Usher been taking lessons from the King Of Pop? Because I saw him dancing on TV the other day and he was positively cutting a rug!

My best to the Baharainis!

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Ok!

I am fine thanks and you Uber buddy?

Bah! I, Michael Jackson, have never had ignorant plastic surgery such as the likes of which you imply!

Usher is a hack. Kevin Federline, Tony Danza and I are going to beat him up!

Bahrain is full of sand!

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Boo for no esplozhuns.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did it asploded?

Anyway MJ, since there's nothing else going on on uber today, let's chat!

How are you? I wanted to let you know that I think your last... "upgrade" might have been the best yet, your nose is just about perfect!

Also, has Usher been taking lessons from the King Of Pop? Because I saw him dancing on TV the other day and he was positively cutting a rug!

My best to the Baharainis!

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What's the point.

WHAT'S THE POINT!!!!!!

I can't deal with this. It's like the day teh intarweb went down at work, just worse in a way. I'm here, but there's nothing to do! My God I meant even have to start interacting with you lot.

It's like a thousand disembodied heads (that's how I see you all in my brain) suddenly stopped arguing and are staring, wide eyed around themselves. Afraid.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It does?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more Gish.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:04:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:56:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

That's it.

I've had enough.
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Am I the only one that mentaly heard footsteps and a door slamming when he said that?
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I hope he's not gone for good, I like the man and I need to be able to criticise his poor behaviour at work. It is like a drug to me.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:56:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

That's it.

I've had enough.
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Am I the only one that mentaly heard footsteps and a door slamming when he said that?

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That's it.

I've had enough.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bahrain? It's mid afternoon

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What time is it over there mate? It must surely be time for bed.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-11 04:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That's just tragic...

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