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I can't sleep cuz of her (Final Chapter) (539 hits)

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Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2005-11-11 06:05:10 EST

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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:06:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:46:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

Shenanigans...you never had a girlfriend. Good peice of fiction though.
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This makes me laugh for some reason, thanks dickhead
hahaha

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

EVERYONE GETS A PONY!

Ubersite, Ubersite,
Suck my fat dong.
Ubersite, Ubersite,
Things have gone wrong.
You don't allow pictures
And everything sucks,
If I wanted a hard time
I'd go to Starbucks.
I'd order a Venti
Skim Chai Bullshitchino
I'd want lots of foam
And cherries maraschino.
The fuck-wit barista
Would pop his face zits,
And stare at my girlfriend:
Right at her tits.
My hand would be forced
And I'd withdraw my bat
And bash his face right in two
Straight through his hat.
With blood in my coffee
And love on my mind
I'd come back to Uber
And wipe my behind.
So, damnit, let pics
And posts back to the fold,
This nonsense is stupid.
For this shit, I'm too old.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shenanigans...you never had a girlfriend. Good peice of fiction though.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

yes, it's a very sad day....things are flying at half-mast

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:(

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your best post ever.