We had uber boobs for valentines, how about some uber biff for christmas? (1950 hits)
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Submitted by <Stop Teh Voices> (View user info) at 2005-11-11 08:18:51 EST
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:48:04 EST (#)
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"Hey. great tits, thanks for sending those pictures. do you have any where you're naked?"
How many times have I found myself saying that...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:40:20 EST (#)
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This will help pass some time: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78885#1688950
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:26:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:32:33 (#)
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I hope the women of Uber understand that a precedent has been set, and the men of Uber, come next valentine's day, will settle for nothing less than a complete revised and updated second edition of the Boobs of Uber.
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What the fuck are you, high?
Do you KNOW how much effort I put into it last time? The embarrassing emails I sent out, the awkward IM conversations, the way I can't find the right words to say "Hey. great tits, thanks for sending those pictures. do you have any where you're naked?"
Anyone else can do it, if they like. It won't have the surprise factor so it won't be the same, so that someone won't be me.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:04:01 EST (#)
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damn it! I give up
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:03:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:31:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:28:07 (#)
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how bout some snatch pics too...
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I'd say you need a hobby, but it looks as if you've already found one
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:28:07 EST (#)
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how bout some snatch pics too...
(o) bare snatch
\o/ areodynamic snatch
-o- asian snatch
|o| boring snatch
( 0 ) whore snatch
XoX black snatch
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:16:46 EST (#)
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You're all crazy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:56:15 EST (#)
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its fucked up because this
(__.__)(__.__) is boobs on a table.
{ . }{ . } is old lady boobs
[ . ] [ . ] is robot boobs
<.><.> is Chinese boobs
@#.#@@#.#@ is Mrs. Q-Bert boobs
\ . \\ . \ is boobs turning left
/ . // . / is boobs turning right
? . ? ? . ? is Tranny boobs
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:50:57 EST (#)
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It's an octopus playing fusball.
Whatever.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:44:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:39:03 (#)
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Tits make Ozzy want smack?
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no, it's a plane leaving a trail behind it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:40:32 EST (#)
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Sounds like a plan...
A bad one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:39:03 EST (#)
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Tits make Ozzy want smack?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:38:54 EST (#)
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I predict an influx of emu/har har rabbit pics when the server is working again. Possibly some goatse.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:36:51 EST (#)
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Cindy
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Tiger
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Krissi
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Ozzy
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I hope this works
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:34:28 EST (#)
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No way thorpe, cos the roundabout of another boobs post is that we're gonna have to get our knobs out. again.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:32:33 EST (#)
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I hope the women of Uber understand that a precedent has been set, and the men of Uber, come next valentine's day, will settle for nothing less than a complete revised and updated second edition of the Boobs of Uber.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:32:21 EST (#)
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I like big butts and I can not lie.
c1ndy = ( . )( . )
Caul = (.)(.)(.)....what?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:30:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:27:06 (#)
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( . )( . ) - Tiger
(.)(.) - The rest of Uber womenz.
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So basically what you're saying is that I have a huge ass with dimples on each cheek.
Thanks Bad.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:29:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:27:06 (#)
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( . )( . ) - Tiger
(.)(.) - The rest of Uber womenz.
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hahaha
Cindy ( . ) ( . )
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:28:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:24:29 (#)
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What is a biff? The guy from Back To The Future, right?
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hahaha
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:27:06 EST (#)
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( . )( . ) - Tiger
(.)(.) - The rest of Uber womenz.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:25:03 EST (#)
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I think we need to do something special for the holidays
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:24:29 EST (#)
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What is a biff? The guy from Back To The Future, right?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:24:13 EST (#)
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In all fairness, I have to say I think this is an unwise post.
A woman can have a lot of fun with exhibiting their breasts but, especially in light of recent events, the minge may be a little bit personnel.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:19:48 EST (#)
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Ladies?