Rich people are too dumb for natural gas... they blow up their fucking houses. Next up: i firebomb the fuckers in my town. Uber Broken? Quit bitching and DO YOUR JOBS. (799 hits)
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Submitted by Annoying Bitch From Hell (View user info) at 2005-11-11 09:32:07 EST
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:12:04 EST (#)
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I smell fake cancer
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:00:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-12 05:27:48 EST (#)
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didn't take you very long to come back, eh?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 03:45:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:18:39 (#)
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Urbane is the truly a normal person
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Caul is the truly a great English speaker
<cheap shot>
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:42:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:43:16 (#)
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If anybody want's to blame anyone, then blame Urbane. Or me. I don't give a shit.
If it hadn't been for her disgusting displays in a lame attempt to seek attention and her endlessly embarrassing behavior in Vegas, then this would not have been an invitation-only Con.
I have no problem making a post to explain the reasons, which I contributed the lion's share of, as to why WE decided to do what we did. I only need to be asked.
But I will explain here.
As far as I am concerned, everyone but Urbane is more than welcome, actually, after much discussion, it saddened all of us who made the decision that we had to take this route. We never wanted anyone's feelings to be hurt, and that is the reason we did what we did... But now, in light of Urbane's own self-undoing (and I always thought if she had enough rope she'd hang herself), I find it easier to say what needs to be said...
She is the reason I, for one, would not have attended another Ubercon.
In my day, if some psychopathic slut, when introduced to my boyfriend, decided to flash her fat, flabby titties in his face the moment my back was turned, she wouldn't have any teeth left. You fill in the blanks...
Newsflash Urbane - he had to fight back the vomit in his throat for hours after you did that.
But being the understanding person that I am, and for the good of all others attending the get together, I kept my mouth shut for the sake of peace.
I don't need to do that anymore. That fat, nasty bitch needs to stop posting shit about Jared on the Uberboard, and in turn, I hereby welcome her to post some shit about me.
She's an immoral, lying, self-absorbed piece of crap and I can't understand, for the life of me, why anyone would give her the time of day. Unfortunately, those with hearts too big get taken advantage of. You all know who you are.
So Nitty, please accept MY sincere apologies if, for a moment, you or anyone else thought we were trying to be snobs or whatever... (it's all so tiring)... EVERYBODY, even Kaelic, is more than welcome. I just didn't want it to be a "6th grade" meeting, therefore, I wanted to keep the slutty 6th grader as far away as I possibly could, for the good of all people who enjoy a good time without having some drunk cow shoving her tits in your face and screaming about how many objects she can carry in her sweaty cleavage. She was single handedly responsible for splitting everybody into groups - those who could stomach her, and those who couldn't . SORRY - I could not.
Enough is enough already. Now the truth is out. So please, come one, come all aside from Urbane.
Cheers.
Disclaimer: I am not speaking for anyone else who is involved with this year's AC con. Just myself.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Urbane is the truly a normal person: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76852#1635810
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:05:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:34:17 (#)
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oh my god. dude... how is it "pwning" someone to fucking go see a movie? """
I don't know, you tell me. You're the one who said something like: "Hey Hadley and Caul, hear this out you fucking losers: I'm going to a movie with someone! AH AH! In your face fuckers!"
do you realize how pitiful it is that you're attempting to take my mocking the whole joke of uber people never leaving the house by insisting you have a life."""
I don't have to insist on the fact that I have a life, certainly not to you. However, I do wish to insist on the fact that you have absolutely no room for criticism when you're a fat medicated attention whoring lying sack of shit.
I notice that the only people who likes you on here are people with admitted mental issues too.
Does that not induce suicide thoughts in that ill brain of yours? (hint: the answer should be yes)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:50:49 EST (#)
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*shakes head at it all*
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait no... you're right... Caul, the last few months that i haven't been on uber? i've been sitting alone in my bedroom crying emo tears and gazing at a picture of Bart.
+2 because i feel like it
keep it going. i'll check in like 6 hours and get some laughs
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:34:17 EST (#)
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oh my god. dude... how is it "pwning" someone to fucking go see a movie?
do you realize how pitiful it is that you're attempting to take my mocking the whole joke of uber people never leaving the house by insisting you have a life.
me: i'm going to a movie
caul: OH YEAH?!?! WELL... I HAVE *stops to count* 20 MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU! AND I HAVE MORE PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND! I'M COOLER!
oh for the love of god kid. and i come off like a psycho?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:23:14 EST (#)
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You guys should just be friends.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:15:03 EST (#)
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No pony today.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:11:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:59:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no no no!
Stop, both of you! It's weird.
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Shut up, I'm having fun with this crazy person.
She thinks she pwned us because she's going to the theater with someone. Wow. Ego shattering, truly. What's next...are you gonna post about the day you will talk with someone without flashing your flacid boobs (something you do quite often apparently)?
You're really climbing the social ladder there laby, I'm jealous.
p.s. i think you forgot your medication
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:59:16 EST (#)
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Oh no no no!
Stop, both of you! It's weird.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:58:32 EST (#)
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when did i gloat about having only internet friends? i said the opposite you idiotic frog. Learn to read.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:57:36 EST (#)
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i love how defensive he is and how he assumes things about my life when i just mentioned my plans for the next few hours. I may be fat (though what would you know? you saw some old awful pics), but i can lose weight... and you're still a hateful frog. yeah, naked pics of me were seen by a bunch of cyber geeks... oh woe is me... i guess my life is over. Caul, keep the attempts at insults coming. I'm not getting into this bullshit with you again, i don't know you.. who cares what you think?
keep on leaving replies of hate if you want... it's adorable
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:56:42 EST (#)
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And I wouldn't gloat too much about having only Internet friends.
You should be put to sleep.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:53:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:42:54 (#)
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fuck up = caul
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Irony at its best.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:52:09 EST (#)
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enjoy your broken uber. i'm going to do something many of you have never done... i'm going to go out with NON INTERNET people to a movie.. and *gasp* be away from the computer!"""
hahaha, a bitch who has exposed her entire ugly body on an Internet website and cannot help to come back tells me I got no friend? Newflash for you fatso, I don't even have a computer at home, I work on one. I have plenty of friends (and girlfriends too :-D) for the main reason that I'm not a fat psychopath.
Wow, you're going to watch a movie! My whole week-end is already booked with people, who gives a shit? The answer is, someone like you.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:51:30 EST (#)
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oh berty... what do you know?
katie.. rsvp the thing for the 19th for Krissi's bday strip club crawl. George is probably driving his ass here for it... i think he just can't resist the hotness of Krissi and you combined and has to come back.
must go shower and get dressed.
katie... you are my wuv
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:49:26 EST (#)
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that was fucking awesome
i never had so much fun setting fire to foliage.
i broke a tooth yesterday cause i'm a moron.. .now i have a hangover because i drank the pain away.
hungover me is now going to go see Jarhead with a few people... including idiot nate... yeah. not my choice... i intend to do physical harm to him if he tries to be nice or cuddly to me.
thankfully... he can be enough of an annoying jackass at times that the fact that he's hot will be totally muted and i can hate him without distraction
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:45:36 (#)
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hi Katie!
let's buy more cigars and sit around and smoke and drink in Josie's driveway again
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:44:12 (#)
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you are my sunshine, Caul... you know that?
enjoy your broken uber. i'm going to do something many of you have never done... i'm going to go out with NON INTERNET people to a movie.. and *gasp* be away from the computer!
(this doesn't apply to all of you... mainly just caul, hadley and a few other jackoffs)
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Oh the irony.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:46:55 EST (#)
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Lets start leave fires
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:45:36 EST (#)
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hi Katie!
let's buy more cigars and sit around and smoke and drink in Josie's driveway again
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:44:12 EST (#)
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you are my sunshine, Caul... you know that?
enjoy your broken uber. i'm going to do something many of you have never done... i'm going to go out with NON INTERNET people to a movie.. and *gasp* be away from the computer!
(this doesn't apply to all of you... mainly just caul, hadley and a few other jackoffs)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:44:07 EST (#)
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Hi
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:42:54 EST (#)
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fuck up = caul
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:34:06 EST (#)
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fuck off