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Submitted by XFile (View user info) at 2005-11-11 09:47:24 EST
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EVERYONE GETS A PONY!
Ubersite, Ubersite,
Suck my fat dong.
Ubersite, Ubersite,
Things have gone wrong.
You don't allow pictures
And everything sucks,
If I wanted a hard time
I'd go to Starbucks.
I'd order a Venti
Skim Chai Bullshitchino
I'd want lots of foam
And cherries maraschino.
The fuck-wit barista
Would pop his face zits,
And stare at my girlfriend:
Right at her tits.
My hand would be forced
And I'd withdraw my bat
And bash his face right in two
Straight through his hat.
With blood in my coffee
And love on my mind
I'd come back to Uber
And wipe my behind.
So, damnit, let pics
And posts back to the fold,
This nonsense is stupid.
For this shit, I'm too old.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*anus
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
*onus
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The anus was upon you to provide a quality post. You failed.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
<beats dead horse>
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What joke? I don't get it.