Have you ever taken a dump so big that afterward your pants fit better? (543 hits)
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Submitted by RamJetMax <Red4DSC.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-11 10:11:53 EST
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This will help pass some time: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78885#1688950
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait...here it is:
EVERYONE GETS A PONY!
Ubersite, Ubersite,
Suck my fat dong.
Ubersite, Ubersite,
Things have gone wrong.
You don't allow pictures
And everything sucks,
If I wanted a hard time
I'd go to Starbucks.
I'd order a Venti
Skim Chai Bullshitchino
I'd want lots of foam
And cherries maraschino.
The fuck-wit barista
Would pop his face zits,
And stare at my girlfriend:
Right at her tits.
My hand would be forced
And I'd withdraw my bat
And bash his face right in two
Straight through his hat.
With blood in my coffee
And love on my mind
I'd come back to Uber
And wipe my behind.
So, damnit, let pics
And posts back to the fold,
This nonsense is stupid.
For this shit, I'm too old.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I shit out a pony for you. My pants fit much better.
It's in a biohazard box awaiting delivery. FedEx Overnight.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by BingBongBing (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:14:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
ok Ron White.....
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By Ron White, I guess.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, it was my first post.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for plagiarism. +2 because I like the line anyway.
Submitted by BingBongBing (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ok Ron White.....