Also, penis. Look now sir, I don't have time for your vulgarities. I'm quite sorry. Are you? Why, yes, I think I am. Very well then. .........penis. There you did it again. I'm sorry! If you are so sorry, then say you are sorry. Sorry! Listen sir, I am si (340 hits)
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Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-11-11 10:27:47 EST
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 immaturity
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EVERYONE GETS A PONY!
EVERYONE A WINNA!
Ubersite, Ubersite,
Suck my fat dong.
Ubersite, Ubersite,
Things have gone wrong.
You don't allow pictures
And everything sucks,
If I wanted a hard time
I'd go to Starbucks.
I'd order a Venti
Skim Chai Bullshitchino
I'd want lots of foam
And cherries maraschino.
The fuck-wit barista
Would pop his face zits,
And stare at my girlfriend:
Right at her tits.
My hand would be forced
And I'd withdraw my bat
And bash his face right in two
Straight through his hat.
With blood in my coffee
And love on my mind
I'd come back to Uber
And wipe my behind.
So, damnit, let pics
And posts back to the fold,
This nonsense is stupid.
For this shit, I'm too old.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This will help pass some time: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78885#1688950