Bored at Work Alumni COMPLETE Statistics. Files Included. Lots of bonus Uber Stats! Are you included? (Post is in the reviews) (2049 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-11-11 10:28:24 EST
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-13 21:59:53 EST (#)
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+2 for http://www.ubersite.com/m/79127
you're a McHacker or something.
Also i found the dancing hippo.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:27:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 20:15:29 (#)
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Same here. MySQL can sort the data, but I think the Excel is written with
Visual Basic. Filthyassistant seems to know much more about that crap than I do. . .
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You can do an SQL query in excel through the enormous blubbering gash that is 'Microsoft Query', but it's marginally less entertaining than waxing a hobo's bikini line.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:31:58 EST (#)
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Caul, Cobol is used just as you say, in the business world on old mainframes.
Hell, Fortran is old, too, but it is still used. Having a rare skill is a
wonderful thing. Glad it makes you some bucks. . .
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:23:10 EST (#)
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I don't know if I remember to rate this and thank you for making it.
Thanks!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 13:45:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:47:45 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:39:34 (#)
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I work in COBOL! It might be outdated, but my paychecks beat yours! :-)
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Right. I'm sure you have documented evidence to prove your claim.
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I'm assuming my paycheck is bigger than other people who work in computers - in my range of age.
Cobol is an old outdated language on Mainframe platforms that are too stable and powerful to be replaced, yet. It is usually used in the biggest corporations (banking, insurances, and such...) School have stopped teaching it a while ago so there is no replacement, no one below thirty anyway. I ended up learning it because of weird circumstances.
So while my 20-something friends struggle to find a job so they can work in fun languages like VB and shit at 15$/hour, I work on this boring 50 years old shit at a pretty decent salary and the demand for young progarmmers in this particular expertise is steadily growing (out of hundreds of people I worked with, two were in the twenties...which means more dough for me eventually! :-))
But I wasn't bragging. I was more pointing out the fact that I work in ancient boring shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:47:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:39:34 (#)
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I work in COBOL! It might be outdated, but my paychecks beat yours! :-)
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Right. I'm sure you have documented evidence to prove your claim.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:42:13 EST (#)
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# 1267
Cool, not only has a database acknowledged my no-longer-pointless existence, but I suck less than other people.
I'm not the biggest loser on this site, hooray for me!
I stopped posting and started lurking long ago, for the better of Ubersite.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:40:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:26:47 (#)
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I'm feeling statistically naked.
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Can you be any more specific? :P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:39:34 EST (#)
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I work in COBOL! It might be outdated, but my paychecks beat yours! :-)
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:26:47 EST (#)
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I'm feeling statistically naked.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 20:15:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-12 20:07:45 (#)
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I do well to write in English.
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Same here. MySQL can sort the data, but I think the Excel is written with
Visual Basic. Filthyassistant seems to know much more about that crap than I do. . .
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-12 20:07:45 EST (#)
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I do well to write in English.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 19:59:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-12 19:39:07 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:38:59 (#)
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A few ways to tidy up the excel thing:
* Select row 2. Window | Freeze panes --> ensures the column headings are always in view
* Change the '% Hits from B@W' formulas to =IF(ISERROR(D2*100/E2),0,D2*100/E2) --> it performs exactly the same calculation but will replace the value with 0 if the formula results in one of those ugly #DIV/0! errors
* Select row 1. Data | Filter | Autofilter --> notice the arrows? Piss around with them.
* The world's easiest graph - select a block of cells from columns C & D. Hit the F11 key. Nifty, huh?
* Delete sheets 2 & 3 and rename sheet 1 to something that makes sense. Yes, I know. Just do it. It's important to me.
* If you typed or copy and pasted this data in, delete it all. Data | Import External Data | New Web Query. Kick yourself.
There's more but we'd be getting into vba territory and half ten on a friday when I've just finished a 13 hour shift is not the time.
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Cool. thanks.
I've been messing around with this, and I'd like to come up with a way where it would be automated and self-updating. The web query stuff is interesting. There would have to be some way to sort through all the data of the query and extract only the parts you're interested in though.
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You can do it if you can write in MySQL. . .
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-12 19:43:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:25:09 (#)
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.... 52.9% of stevie_says
Yup. Sounds about right.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-12 19:39:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:38:59 (#)
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A few ways to tidy up the excel thing:
* Select row 2. Window | Freeze panes --> ensures the column headings are always in view
* Change the '% Hits from B@W' formulas to =IF(ISERROR(D2*100/E2),0,D2*100/E2) --> it performs exactly the same calculation but will replace the value with 0 if the formula results in one of those ugly #DIV/0! errors
* Select row 1. Data | Filter | Autofilter --> notice the arrows? Piss around with them.
* The world's easiest graph - select a block of cells from columns C & D. Hit the F11 key. Nifty, huh?
* Delete sheets 2 & 3 and rename sheet 1 to something that makes sense. Yes, I know. Just do it. It's important to me.
* If you typed or copy and pasted this data in, delete it all. Data | Import External Data | New Web Query. Kick yourself.
There's more but we'd be getting into vba territory and half ten on a friday when I've just finished a 13 hour shift is not the time.
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Cool. thanks.
I've been messing around with this, and I'd like to come up with a way where it would be automated and self-updating. The web query stuff is interesting. There would have to be some way to sort through all the data of the query and extract only the parts you're interested in though.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-12 00:11:15 EST (#)
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shitfuck: believe it or not, I once played with a drummer who could do that. Jamming in that band was the most incredible high you can ever imagine. It made you want to tear off your guitar and start smashing thing with it...even thought you were only practicing.
Demons in our midst.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:43:53 EST (#)
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loving the stats
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:38:59 EST (#)
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A few ways to tidy up the excel thing:
* Select row 2. Window | Freeze panes --> ensures the column headings are always in view
* Change the '% Hits from B@W' formulas to =IF(ISERROR(D2*100/E2),0,D2*100/E2) --> it performs exactly the same calculation but will replace the value with 0 if the formula results in one of those ugly #DIV/0! errors
* Select row 1. Data | Filter | Autofilter --> notice the arrows? Piss around with them.
* The world's easiest graph - select a block of cells from columns C & D. Hit the F11 key. Nifty, huh?
* Delete sheets 2 & 3 and rename sheet 1 to something that makes sense. Yes, I know. Just do it. It's important to me.
* If you typed or copy and pasted this data in, delete it all. Data | Import External Data | New Web Query. Kick yourself.
There's more but we'd be getting into vba territory and half ten on a friday when I've just finished a 13 hour shift is not the time.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:37:58 EST (#)
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I saw slipknot earlier this year, it's pretty good stuff.
I'm sure the drum kit is triggered though, like when I saw Fear Factory in Holland, there's just noway human legs can create that double kick tornado without some techno help.
That being said, Vinny Paul did a drum seminar in Edmonton a few years back and his fat feet actually could do that.
Where does this leave me?
Reaching for a bottle of Rum.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:32:27 EST (#)
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I'd forgotten about that.
Well, I'm out. Going to see Slipknot in concert. I guess uber will have ads by the time I return.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:18:58 EST (#)
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Itchy isn't an "alter" in the traditional sense.
I got tired of the Uber game (rank your friends with a +2 and expect the same in return) and I got tired of people expecting a certain style of post from me.
So. I killed off an account. I went underground and started fresh with what was supposed to be the REAL me. (When I started as itchy, I just wanted people to like me and think I was funny.)
Of course, BartBart has never officially killed off the account, perhaps because I've been fairly open about the change of name. As a result, it is still there if I ever need it to post something in relative obscurity (these days) or to kill an undeserved Teephphah +2 streak.
What I find really weird is that you don't remember that YOU were somewhat instrumental in the downfall of itchy. (See: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38317#652237 - the next to last "official" itchy post - Mostly the Toddfather though.) I just was getting tired of Uber back then, arguing with all the N00bs (who now have more hits than me) and decided it was time for a change.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 16:23:30 EST (#)
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There are 101 users who have made B@W.
At least 3 of those are alters.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:39:41 EST (#)
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It will live in infamy.
It wouldn't be half bad if people would just put some kind of post in their reviews.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:22:44 EST (#)
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Oh man, what a horrible day in the history of Ubersite.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:40:14 EST (#)
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Coyote, this should ease your mind somewhat...
Jimbo, the author of the "Badass Australian Cows" classic, has 61.47% of his hits wrapped up in his 2 B@W posts.
Jonukah, author of "If I Come Now Will it Be Too Soon...", has a whopping 72.81% of his total hits from his ONE B@W post!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:33:40 EST (#)
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Dude, you're itchy? You made B@W with an alter?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:31:42 EST (#)
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No sweat Coyote. Being a scientist at heart, I know you can appreciate these statistics for what they are: a raw glimpse past the politics of the site, straight to the meat of it.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:31:33 EST (#)
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WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Guess who's NUMBER SIXTY NINE ON THE MVA!!!!!!
Meeeee!!
SIXTY NINE, GET IT?!!!!
I'd be 43 if BartBart would merge itchy & Teephphah. Fuck you AJ.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:28:41 EST (#)
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ets-- that's hilarious. I love this stuff.
Here's a belated +2-- apologies for forgetting to rank on my earlier comments.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:26:32 EST (#)
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Ha hahahahaha... and 5/8ths of my hits are from my BAW post.
Either I'm a one-hit wonder or I should post more often.
Either way I'm going to add the title "underappreciated genius" to my business cards.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:26:29 EST (#)
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Coyote: 62.43% of your total hits are from that one B@W post.
You just don't post enough dude. Your stuff is also too good to get much hitwhorage.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:25:09 EST (#)
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69.47% of Bart's total hits ccame from B@W posts.
28.86% of JMG114's
34.49% of Razor's
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40.38% of Smurfs
52.9% of stevie_says
Yea, I'm a geek for thinking this is fascinating.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:23:03 EST (#)
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Woo hoo! 399th on MVA baby!
...sheesh, someone called "Colon Bowell" has more hits than me.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:12:43 EST (#)
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shitfuck, you make a good point. You, Degreeless, Fetish, BillSBChamps, Rad, Squattail... A lot of users have either had their hits capped on posts or have had their hits removed altogether.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:10:57 EST (#)
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I agree. This post's real content is at the bottom, in the first 2 reviews. That was just more of an analysis based on the research in the zip file at the bottom.
I might as well relink it: http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/BoredatWork.zip
There is an Excel file in there you should check out.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:10:22 EST (#)
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Jack's just a little jealous, even without B@W and at least a hundred less posts, I still rule the chickencoop.
And it's not all google hits, I'll point out that Bart has capped several of my more hitwhoresque pieces. Take Sexy Teen Panties for instance, 45 thousand hits not counted.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:55:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:41:28 (#)
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These are the users in the Top 50 MVA that have NOT appeared on B@W. No offence to anyone, but this goes to show you what you can do with google and titles and incessant hitwhoring and camping and linkwhoring.
Short list.
4:MickGinny
11:ChristPuncher (Habeeb)
19:rad1101
20:kai070169
25:zakalwe
34:tuesdaydelay
36:_JP
39:shitfuck
43:lojope
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Titles, or titties, ETS? LOTS of dumbshit 'Lookit these titz!!!!' posts pushed more than one of them way up there...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:41:28 EST (#)
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These are the users in the Top 50 MVA that have NOT appeared on B@W. No offence to anyone, but this goes to show you what you can do with google and titles and incessant hitwhoring and camping and linkwhoring.
Short list.
4:MickGinny
11:ChristPuncher (Habeeb)
19:rad1101
20:kai070169
25:zakalwe
34:tuesdaydelay
36:_JP
39:shitfuck
43:lojope
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:23:03 EST (#)
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pen_name: You're actually 139. A few of the rest were wrong as well. I corrected it and replaced the Excel file. You should climb rapidly sitting on top of B@W though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:31:02 EST (#)
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My teeth they sing the syndrome electric
And I, a mere current, float on
For particle-eyed Hapshepsut
With pyramids on her mind and a song to sing for Isis
Will otherwise have my head if she sees me.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:14:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:10:11 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:00:38 (#)
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Find out how others rate you and how you rate others!!! (Replace my username in the URL with your own, or anyone else's:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=electrictoothsyndrome
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Now THAT was an excellent idea.
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That's all Bart. Those last two links are built into the site. The only thing I did is what's in that zip file.
Speaking of which, I can't get the columns to resort correctly in the Excel spreadsheet... They work in Access, but they only resort one column at a time in Excel. Does anyone know what the problem is?
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Select the column > Data > Sort > Expand the selection
Play around with that, it allows you to group the columns
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Is MJ an accountant, a fucking scientist or a rock god? You can't be all three! It goes against everything i believe in!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:27:04 EST (#)
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MJ: SHAMONE! That was the problem. Thanks.
B_B: I'd tend to agree with that. Bart's got pretty good taste in posts and authors for the most part. Although I've seen some things that probably shouldn't have been on B@W, there is a good spread of noobs on there too.
I think it's really interesting when you add up each author's percentages of their total hits and see how much B@W helped them get where they are. Not saying they don't deserve to be there... It's just fun to play with the numbers and compare.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:58:10 (#)
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Interesting note, which is just one example of how these stats can be used...
Of the top 32 people on the MVA, 27 of them are on B@W.
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The rest got there by quantity, not quality.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:10:11 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:00:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Find out how others rate you and how you rate others!!! (Replace my username in the URL with your own, or anyone else's:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=electrictoothsyndrome
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Now THAT was an excellent idea.
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That's all Bart. Those last two links are built into the site. The only thing I did is what's in that zip file.
Speaking of which, I can't get the columns to resort correctly in the Excel spreadsheet... They work in Access, but they only resort one column at a time in Excel. Does anyone know what the problem is?
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Select the column > Data > Sort > Expand the selection
Play around with that, it allows you to group the columns
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:12:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:02:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
#40 on the MVA?
Well... heh.
Go figure.
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No shit! I was surprised to be #50.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:10:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:00:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Find out how others rate you and how you rate others!!! (Replace my username in the URL with your own, or anyone else's:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=electrictoothsyndrome
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Now THAT was an excellent idea.
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That's all Bart. Those last two links are built into the site. The only thing I did is what's in that zip file.
Speaking of which, I can't get the columns to resort correctly in the Excel spreadsheet... They work in Access, but they only resort one column at a time in Excel. Does anyone know what the problem is?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#40 on the MVA?
Well... heh.
Go figure.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:58:10 (#)
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Interesting note, which is just one example of how these stats can be used...
Of the top 32 people on the MVA, 27 of them are on B@W.
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Meaning MickGinny is pretty bad ass, shamone!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:00:54 EST (#)
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Meh..thanks for the info Oldnews Johnny.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:00:38 EST (#)
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Find out how others rate you and how you rate others!!! (Replace my username in the URL with your own, or anyone else's:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=electrictoothsyndrome
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Now THAT was an excellent idea.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:00:28 EST (#)
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pen_name, I've always thought that too. Either that, or it's a close friend he works with who may have helped him get the site started.
I am fairly certain 'Cool Uber User' is Bart's early alter. Or, more accurately perhaps, 'Bart' is HIS alter.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:58:24 EST (#)
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donovan 13 times, bart 15 times, and the next closest is spooner and jared at 5.
that's it...Rd is Bart's alter.
OMG!!!!!!!!!11!!!!111111111111!!!````
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:58:10 EST (#)
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Interesting note, which is just one example of how these stats can be used...
Of the top 32 people on the MVA, 27 of them are on B@W.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:55:38 EST (#)
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MichaelJackson is #109...not 110.
I'm sure there are some other inaccuracies, but they should be fairly close.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:54:07 EST (#)
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i'm right underneath berty.
where else would i want to be?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have way too much free time.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:49:09 EST (#)
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"wo" was supposed to be "woo"
ARRRR...I AM SO PUMPED!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:48:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:44:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why am I tied at 110?
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I don't think you are...are you? I thought volklcess was #110.
Let me check again.
One thing you have to keep in mind if you're using the link at the bottom is, UberMadness is like #5 or something on the MVA, so you have to skip that one to get an accurate count.
Also, Kai and Professorfuckface were removed from the official MVA on the homepage, but they are still in that table, so depending on whether or not you count them, you could get a different number.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:47:34 EST (#)
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Yes #74 of 24k in less than a year
*makes fist
*pumps arm
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:45:57 EST (#)
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thanks for waiting for me to make it on B@W before turning this out
wo! 144 on the mva!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to see how close I am to mediocrity.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why am I tied at 110?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:43:28 EST (#)
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I recommend checking out the Excel file if you have Excel.
It's got more information than the others files in that zip folder.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:41:25 EST (#)
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Pretty cool. Not as bad as I'd thought I'd be
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:40:10 EST (#)
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Interesting!! Thanks.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:31:47 EST (#)
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Here are the Bored at Work Statistics:
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/BoredatWork.zip
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:30:36 EST (#)
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The following files were compiled from data on all Bored at Work posts by ubersite users on November 09, 2005.
The included files are as follows:
Access Database: The Access file will allow you to make queries and sort the information.
Just open the file in either Access 97 or Access XP (both are included) and open the "Bored
at Work Post Stats" table.
Excel Spreadsheet: Same data as in the Access file, but in Excel spreadsheet, and with an added bonus.
A new column that calculates the percentage of an author's hits that have come from B@W posts has been added.
Sort information, create graphs, edit the cells, add new columns of information. Update the information.
Word: Word file containing cells of information. (The table is too big to print on standard paper, so some resizing will
need to be done in order to print from this file. This is the least attractive of all the included files, but the one most
people will be able to see.
If you have any questions, or need support on any of these files, you can just blow me, cause what do I look like...
someone who knows anything about any of this shit?
Enjoy!
**BONUS**
Find out where you are on MVA!!!
The following files were compiled from data on all Bored at Work posts by ubersite users on November 09, 2005.
The included files are as follows:
Access Database: The Access file will allow you to make queries and sort the information.
Just open the file in either Access 97 or Access XP (both are included) and open the "Bored
at Work Post Stats" table.
Excel Spreadsheet: Same data as in the Access file, but in Excel spreadsheet, and with an added bonus.
A new column that calculates the percentage of an author's hits that have come from B@W posts has been added.
Sort information, create graphs, edit the cells, add new columns of information. Update the information.
Word: Word file containing cells of information. (The table is too big to print on standard paper, so some resizing will
need to be done in order to print from this file. This is the least attractive of all the included files, but the one most
people will be able to see.
If you have any questions, or need support on any of these files, you can just blow me, cause what do I look like...
someone who knows anything about any of this shit?
Enjoy!
Find out where you are on the MVA!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=hits&days=ALL
Find out how others rate you and how you rate others!!! (Replace my username in the URL with your own, or anyone else's:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=electrictoothsyndrome