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Penis and the Phallus Brothers! (695 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.4 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (View user info) at 2005-11-11 11:41:24 EST


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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-24 00:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Atop the faméd tightrope the two Phallus Brothers stood
And looked across the rope to see Sir Penis sporting wood
His tights could not contain the raging boner he had birthed
He grinned and gave a wink at them, all full of life and mirth
One Phallus Brother grabbed the stick and started then to walk
And 'cross that thinly dangled line he ran to Penis's cock
Penis helped him to the platform, then he helped him stand
And stood the Phallus Brother on his sturdy knobby man
Penis walked across the tightrope, Phallus on his dong
And when they reached the other side the band kicked up a song
The other Phallus Brother stuck his mule inside a cat
Then leapt upon his brother's head, just like a human hat
Penis walked across again, this spectacle he carried
Upon his rigid bishop, perched above two balls so hairy
Whenever you're in Europe, folks, be sure to see the show
For Phallus Bros. and Penis are an act that you must know.
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Holy fuck! Talk about elaboration. This was perfect Orgasmatron!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for everybody!

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you're funny

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Atop the faméd tightrope the two Phallus Brothers stood
And looked across the rope to see Sir Penis sporting wood
His tights could not contain the raging boner he had birthed
He grinned and gave a wink at them, all full of life and mirth
One Phallus Brother grabbed the stick and started then to walk
And 'cross that thinly dangled line he ran to Penis's cock
Penis helped him to the platform, then he helped him stand
And stood the Phallus Brother on his sturdy knobby man
Penis walked across the tightrope, Phallus on his dong
And when they reached the other side the band kicked up a song
The other Phallus Brother stuck his mule inside a cat
Then leapt upon his brother's head, just like a human hat
Penis walked across again, this spectacle he carried
Upon his rigid bishop, perched above two balls so hairy
Whenever you're in Europe, folks, be sure to see the show
For Phallus Bros. and Penis are an act that you must know.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

try again some people are having problems, you'll get it.



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