Since Uber is down, we shall play a game (1707 hits)
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Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (View user info) at 2005-11-11 12:51:49 EST
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Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:46:52 EST (#)
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My pubes I trim
Your mouth you should keep shut
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Shut your mouth you cum-dumpster slut
I enjoy nude hunting
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If by pretty you mean looks like Bug-eyed Earl
Now go the fuck away, jim
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My pubes I trim
Your mouth you should keep shut
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:17:10 EST (#)
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Haha - I stayed away for a couple days (since I actually accidentally ruined my own internet), and this crap is still going on? Dang I'm good...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:13:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-11 23:43:48 (#)
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Submitted by earthboundangel (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:10:17 (#)
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i am not jimthefiend
i'm just a pretty girl
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If by pretty you mean looks like Bug-eyed Earl
Now go the fuck away, jim
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Jim isn't a real person.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-11 23:43:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by earthboundangel (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:10:17 (#)
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i am not jimthefiend
i'm just a pretty girl
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If by pretty you mean looks like Bug-eyed Earl
Now go the fuck away, jim
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 21:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
climb the mountainside, be not weary of cliff or fringe
HUHUHU yer so smart with your hard to rhyme words, turd.
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"Be not weary" - HAHA I love it.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTN GHEY MENZ:
this poem is finished - I have it saved in it's entirety, it shall be posted on Monday at approx 8:15AM PACIFIC
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 21:31:43 EST (#)
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don't do that, dumbass, just lick me.
if you don't, i won't peel you an orange.
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climb the mountainside, be not weary of cliff or fringe
HUHUHU yer so smart with your hard to rhyme words, turd.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-11 21:24:43 EST (#)
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Okay, time to break up the fagocity. No more rhyming for you.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 21:19:37 EST (#)
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!
I warned
Feast your eyes on the maelstrom of -2s!
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-11 21:19:34 EST (#)
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pornj? laf.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-11 21:15:07 EST (#)
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I masturbate so hard, I'm frantic;
But I guess I cum too quickly
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don't do that, dumbass, just lick me.
if you don't, i won't peel you an orange.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 20:52:46 EST (#)
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I'll hit you in the brown eye
Fuckin a I'm a romantic
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I masturbate so hard, I'm frantic;
But I guess I cum too quickly.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the Jealousest!
?(wtf)?
Word of the day:
Jealousest
(pronounced: gel'-us-est)
-Adj. The most Jealous. [greek 1200-1250 B.C.]
"Little Mary was the jealousest of Brenda, because Mary had the smallest breasts of the group."
?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jealous of the 3 some?
Submitted by earthboundangel (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:10:17 EST (#)
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i am not jimthefiend
im just a pretty girl
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 18:53:43 EST (#)
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Aww...just a few hours too late...
AUTO -2 LATE POSTER
shit - wait, this is MY post!
AUTO + 40 I'm AWESOME!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 18:34:15 EST (#)
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Lean me up against the wall
Fuck me hard till I.....
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I'll hit you in the brown eye
Fuckin a I'm a romantic
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:54:21 EST (#)
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It was perfection - I'm gonna finish it and have someone e-mail it to Bart to see what he missed today - haha
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:53:30 EST (#)
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*blushes*
But of course!
Hope you don't mind I ended it... I wanted to make sure it got an Uber-esque ending
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:11:08 EST (#)
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HOORAY! Awesome - it's finished - now I'll make it into one long poem (complete with branchings-off of each part that went astray) and perhaps make it into a song...haha!
*Oh, and you were speaking to me Peon, if I remember correctly*
hee hee
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:07:44 EST (#)
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-2 DIE!
(The End)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-11 17:07:29 EST (#)
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I like spics - I think I'll go to Spain
BPF (Blank Post Friday) sucks balls
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Lean me up against the wall
Fuck me hard till I.....
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 16:42:11 EST (#)
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So what if I have a cocaine habit?
I actually have reception on the train!
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I like spics - I think I'll go to Spain
BPF (Blank Post Friday) sucks balls
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 16:22:51 EST (#)
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So what if I have a cocaine habit?
I actually have reception on the train!
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:38:31 EST (#)
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I cant imagine how you would know
except that i prostitute myself on the intarweb
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You ain't got nothin on this pimp named Jeb
So fuck a HAR HAR RABBIT!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:31:50 EST (#)
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I'd give you head if you were my homey
But I think you're just a Ho
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I cant imagine how you would know
except that i prostitute myself on the intarweb
daily.
hahaha gotcha.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:30:15 EST (#)
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roger that.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:28:01 EST (#)
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I tell yo mama to blow me;
She always happy to oblige.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:25:39 EST (#)
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I'd give you head if you were my homey
But I think you're just a Ho
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:23:36 EST (#)
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Fartman - I'm leaving right now for the White Eagle
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:22:21 EST (#)
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Looks like this game is shit out of luck
so maybe you should all just blow me
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:18:09 EST (#)
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oh shit, your verse is like da bomb
I'm kidding you're just a dumb fuck
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:08:04 EST (#)
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When I eat Ketchup, I like it fancy
I heard Bart got shot in 'Nam
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:03:27 EST (#)
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I'll fuck your ass like a T-Rex
you know you like it Nancy
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:48:49 EST (#)
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I guess I just never learn,
I always go natural with the buttsecks
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:46:15 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/78953 content here
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:45:01 EST (#)
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He smokes so much penos, his neck gets bad cramps,
But he's funny sometimes so I let it slide.
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When I put it his ass, I use Astroglide
It helps alleviate the burn
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If my name was Shlongy, I'd smoke the rock
But I just ran out of food stamps
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He smokes so much penos, his neck gets bad cramps,
But he's funny sometimes so I let it slide.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:37:11 EST (#)
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TV is good for sports and some shows and doesn't give STD's;
But sometimes I sit around sucking my cock.
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If my name was Shlongy, I'd smoke the rock
But I just ran out of food stamps
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:35:23 EST (#)
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Farts are good and come out my butt,
Semen constantly comes out of my urethra.
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The famed queen of soul, whose name is Aretha
has an ass as big as a forklift
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:33:10 EST (#)
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Grounded For Life what're you a tool er,
May just a twat that watches too much TV
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TV is good for sports and some shows and doesn't give STD's;
But sometimes I sit around sucking my cock.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:25:58 EST (#)
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Farts are good and come out my butt,
Semen constantly comes out of my urethra.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:25:56 EST (#)
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Grounded For Life what're you a tool er,
May just a twat that watches too much TV
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:24:22 EST (#)
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*not*
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:24:01 EST (#)
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Do nor regale me with tales of such dreck
lest I curb-stomp your hideous coconut
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:18:31 EST (#)
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But for God's sake, don't be crass;
So be sure to jerk off into a towel
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If I were Vanna White, I'd buy a fuckin' vowel
I'm not queer, I just like ghey buttsecks
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:17:09 EST (#)
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badass, you give me a laughing fever; [approximate rhyme, like half of these]
Are you like the dad on 'Grounded for Life' or are you cooler?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:15:25 EST (#)
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My grandma saw through 10 childberfs
It's Veterans Day, so pat one on the ass
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But for God's sake, don't be crass;
So be sure to jerk off into a towel
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:14:51 EST (#)
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don't lie you don't work ya fuckin jerk
believe me when I say i haven't done any either
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:12:31 EST (#)
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I'm back and my lunch is tuna--not turf...sss;
Is it bad that I have not done an iota of work?
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:12:31 EST (#)
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My grandma saw through 10 childberfs
It's Veterans Day, so pat one on the ass
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:12:31 EST (#)
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My grandma saw through 10 childberfs
It's Veterans Day, so pat one on the ass
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My grandma saw through 10 childberfs
It's Veterans Day, so pat one on the ass
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:09:35 EST (#)
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do be mad you little go getter
next thing you know we'll have to rhyme smurfs
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:07:53 EST (#)
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+2 for everybody!
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ubersite
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:06:40 EST (#)
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thorns don't get it, it think he's foreignz
that is crap but can you do better?
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:05:15 EST (#)
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NO MORE ORANGE! I'll -2 every post of whoever says ORANGE again
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:04:41 EST (#)
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I read maps made by Rand-McNally
I really wish I could masticate
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:04:22 EST (#)
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The 'puggers cried, "RAPE", at a pro-lifer rally.
Then sitting on toadstools I ate a large orange...
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:02:29 EST (#)
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damn you for rhyming that risque shit
now I'll have to bang your aunt sally
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:00:08 EST (#)
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I can't think so I'll call you passed gay
That'll fit you fucking tit
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:59:08 EST (#)
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on that i'll have to take a pass
cause this is getting quite risque
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:58:39 EST (#)
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There will be no ass-fucking, let's show some class!
Now I just dropped in the toilet a huge ol' deuce!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:56:15 EST (#)
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huh huh huh you're pretty quick
now bend over an lemme fuck your ass
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:53:25 EST (#)
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hahahaha - i crack me up.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:52:50 EST (#)
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you may think that your hunch is pretty slick
but your sisters lunch will be my dick
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:50:22 EST (#)
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For your lunch I have a hunch
You'll be eating a buttload of dick
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:47:42 EST (#)
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Short little whores are funner than snooker;
I must stop for now to go get some lunch.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:41:46 EST (#)
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you shave your pubes and I'll get the lube
we're gonna have fun tonight like a 4'2" hooker
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:40:23 EST (#)
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I think your mom was Annihilated
Too bad you like to eat poop
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Bitch, now it's on like SOUP!
Fuck uber posts, this game is fun....YO
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:38:57 EST (#)
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That was good! bend over and I'll pucker;
But make it quick so I can go shave my pubes
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:38:23 EST (#)
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My brain hurts like i'm trying to cram;
My ass hurts like i've been violated.
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I think your mom was Annihilated
Too bad you like to eat poop
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:36:43 EST (#)
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Give him some penicillan to stop the burn
Ghonnorea is like saying I love you, fucker.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:36:21 EST (#)
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I can't lick your balls, for they don't exist
But I sure can eat some spam
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My brain hurts like i'm trying to cram;
My ass hurts like i've been violated.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:35:00 EST (#)
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You don't want that; my mouth has this itch;
Good lawd, this has taken a dirty turn
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:34:21 EST (#)
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Badass: as soon as I munch this hoe's rug;
But first I have to get my thumb out my ass.
And put it in that of Cookielass
I'm sure her fumbling partner won't mind
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
orange/pornj = -2.
Why not take a differenct tack?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:25:47 (#)
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buttload, you're not a nice host;
I like your idea just like I like orange.
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The old wop smiled and said, "Arancione."
Then his capo stuffed an orange up my rectum.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:34:16 EST (#)
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I can't lick your balls, for they don't exist
But I sure can eat some spam
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:34:07 EST (#)
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it's friday so early i will ditch
but first, badass: FTP me some herb
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:33:12 EST (#)
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Oh your funny oh your a gas
Now lick my balls bitch
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:31:46 EST (#)
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Badass: as soon as I munch this hoe's rug;
But first I have to get my thumb out my ass.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:30:16 EST (#)
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I just came back and I brought the weed in
now if the Chinaman will just give me a hug
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:29:12 EST (#)
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I'm am quite sorry, I was looking at pornj
That's the kind they look at in Sweden
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
:::crickets:::
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:27:35 EST (#)
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Uh...
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:25:47 EST (#)
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buttload, you're not a nice host;
I like your idea just like I like orange.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:24:31 EST (#)
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Fuck the last poster, he's just like Steve Urkel,
Trying to mess up this beautiful post
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:23:32 EST (#)
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i'm here in my cube feeling half-alive;
Trying to think of a rhyme for 'purple'
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:22:21 EST (#)
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I'm having a hard time, making that rhyme
I'm bored to tears, will the clock ever say five?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:20:51 EST (#)
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you can drink lots of booze and get in bar fights
now i'll go out and kill some time
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:19:49 EST (#)
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No no no! Keep it going! There can be multiple ones going on at once! Just post the end of the one you're continuing - and later tonight I'll put them all in one poem (respectively correct, of course)!!!!
GENIUS!
The first UBER POEM
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:19:05 EST (#)
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It was "FartSmeller's a nerd."
I'd like to drink with Tiger tonight
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:18:03 EST (#)
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Sorry, I'll go away now.
<walking with head in shame>
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:17:26 EST (#)
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when you lick my balls it feels so right
I can't wait to fuck your butt
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I just saw Big Bird
My bed is calling out my name
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tiger you fucked me up
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:16:29 EST (#)
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I FUCKED YOUR MOM, ooooo snap!
I'm trying to think of a word I heard,
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:15:24 EST (#)
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Then when Im done I need a nap.
Who is drinking alcohol tonight
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:14:18 EST (#)
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I don't know about you but I like pink shirts
And now I need to take a crap
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh I get it now as I sit in my seat.
I can't even think my head hurts
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:10:53 EST (#)
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I do as well, let's make love, Shamone!
TigerLilly is nice, she makes me feel neat
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so fucking bored today, I want to go home
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:07:07 EST (#)
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Obviously people don't know how to follow directions...example:
I took a crap on my neighbor's lawn
NEXT PERSON:
Then I smoked crack 'till the break of dawn.
I caught a fish it's name was bill <----------------RHYME THE LAST LINE, THEN WRITE ANOTHER)
NEXT PERSON:
You sucked on my wang, and it was such a thrill.
etc.etc.etc.etc.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:03:33 EST (#)
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One had a worm, boy did I cuss.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Blitzkrieg I dont think your allowed to cuss
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you-us.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna start with one line, and the next person has to rhyme that line, and add one of their own, and so on. Orgasmatron - I'm looking to you to make this good...
I ate a bunch of apples in the back of the bus