I need 5699 Hits Before I Die. Can Anyone Who isn't A Complete Tool Help? (2869 hits)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2005-11-12 22:12:52 EST
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:37:25 EST (#)
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haha super post.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:40:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:32:58 (#)
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I insist because I really do hope that one day you will suck my miniature little pecker.
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Thanks, but no thanks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:32:58 EST (#)
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I insist because I really do hope that one day you will realize how much you suck.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:28:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:21:32 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:18:47 (#)
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Why not?
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Because it was fucking stupid. But you never let that stop you.
You weren't the only one.
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Stupid enough for you to review it about 1/2 a dozen times.
Way to make a point there, genius.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:21:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:18:47 (#)
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Why not?
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Because it was fucking stupid. But you never let that stop you.
You weren't the only one.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:20:16 EST (#)
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The fact that it was broken removed my ability to post writing, pictures etc. That is the point I am trying to make.
Fuck me, do I need to draw you a fucking diagram?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:18:47 EST (#)
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Why not?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:10:18 EST (#)
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if it was broken, why did you post?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:55:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by johnhutch (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:25:11 (#)
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Looking for a piece of writing... none here.
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The site was broken you ignorant, dumb fuck.
Submitted by johnhutch (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:25:11 EST (#)
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Looking for a piece of writing... none here.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:02:29 EST (#)
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hmmm...I AM a complete tool, but Ive decide to help anyway, just to offset my toolishness somewhat.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:47:02 EST (#)
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Genius.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:39:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-11-14 06:13:38 (#)
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you are a tool
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Who is this cunt?
Did SOMEBODY say "a NOBODY"?
I thought so.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-14 06:28:04 EST (#)
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This needs a funny story about you rescuing a young asian girl from a prostitution ring and then making a mess in her panties anyway.
Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-11-14 06:13:38 EST (#)
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you are a tool
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:59:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-13 23:44:34 (#)
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here, why are you dying?
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AIDS
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:49:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:47:41 (#)
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I'm a complete tool....but have the hits anyway.
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No you're not. Caulaincunt is.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:47:41 EST (#)
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I'm a complete tool....but have the hits anyway.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:46:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:12:44 (#)
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Perhaps I overestimated your limited intelligence....AGAIN."""
Perhaps you could have NOT post? Though it's not very different from your usual "work".
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Thanks for the positive input, babycakes.
Your broken Engrish make I so hawny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:12:44 EST (#)
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Perhaps I overestimated your limited intelligence....AGAIN."""
Perhaps you could have NOT post? Though it's not very different from your usual "work".
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:36:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:20:41 EST (#)
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I need 5699 Hits Before I Die. Can Anyone Who isn't A Complete Tool Help? (1337 hits)
1337 hITS LOleRz
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-13 23:44:34 EST (#)
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here, why are you dying?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 23:39:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:32:19 (#)
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Yeah, sorry Cyrano, didn't notice the quality of this one.
Have a +2
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I sympathise that you are having trouble overcoming your blatant retardedness, but I was unable to add any content due to the Übersite malfunction.
Even a dimwit, french homo like yourself should be able to understand that. Perhaps I overestimated your limited intelligence....AGAIN.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:32:19 EST (#)
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Yeah, sorry Cyrano, didn't notice the quality of this one.
Have a +2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:20:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 10:49:32 (#)
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No Comment
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What a retard.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:20:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-13 08:10:08 (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:38:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 06:32:45 (#)
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Your 30 years old and you spell like a minor.
This story was also pretty boring and lacking in substance.
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that should really be, 'you're 30 years old and you spell like a minor...'
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It's all about ownership.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 11:12:06 EST (#)
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Ten bottles of Foster's says C1ndy wins. . .
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 10:49:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-13 08:15:51 EST (#)
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C1ndy's trying to stir some shit. I think she's challenging Sphagnum to a Spell Off.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-13 08:10:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:38:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 06:32:45 (#)
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Your 30 years old and you spell like a minor.
This story was also pretty boring and lacking in substance.
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that should really be, 'you're 30 years old and you spell like a minor...'
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:38:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 06:32:45 (#)
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Your 30 years old and you spell like a minor.
This story was also pretty boring and lacking in substance.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-13 05:29:58 EST (#)
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oooh sphag you is going to beat me to 100000 hits. Start posting as me again please.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:36:39 EST (#)
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This post lifted my overall rating by .01 of a "WhoGivesAFuck" point.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:29:59 EST (#)
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So do I but you don't hear me complaining...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:16:07 EST (#)
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Here you go fuckbrain.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-12 23:31:52 EST (#)
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Ok.
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-12 23:11:07 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/79091
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:54:54 EST (#)
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how many hits do you need now?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:48:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:47:24 EST (#)
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you almost have enough hits...
well, not really. At this pace it should happen next yr
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:41:03 EST (#)
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If someone isn't a complete tool, I guess they are
an incomplete tool. That sounds funky.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:22:29 EST (#)
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Hit yourself in the face 5000 times. That should help. . .
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:21:20 EST (#)
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This is the best I can do, well, I could do more but fuck that
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:13:24 EST (#)
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Didn't think so.