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Perhaps this problem is a part of Bart's study on human behavior...or we all need to walk away from the computer (538 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: 1.25 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by JulsInsane <julsinsane.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-13 14:39:04 EST


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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:41:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:38:31 (#)
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i posted from the airport i had a great post with funny and rape and everything and it is GONE all GONE!
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When we die and go to heaven (because everyone goes to heaven, even rapists and murderoures and illiterate people) Jesus will read out all of our lost posts and you know what?

My post that I wrote after that dream I had with the gun battle and James Bond rescuing Bart Bart will be much better than yours. ""'


doubt it!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you Berty. I suddenly feel much better...

...like I know what I have to do or something.

Weird.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/79132

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:32:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS you've got to do the (kill) right thing. Those children have (mexicans) done nothing to you.

You're a (kill the president) good person and you (redrum) aren't a killer. You don't have to hurt them, they aren't (betrayed you) your enemies. You don't have any enemies.

We all love (love is hate, kill kill, kill) you ETS. You don't have to suffer alone. We (trust) can help you.

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Thank you Berty. I suddenly feel much better...

...like I know what I have to do or something.

Weird.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:38:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

i posted from the airport i had a great post with funny and rape and everything and it is GONE all GONE!
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When we die and go to heaven (because everyone goes to heaven, even rapists and murderoures and illiterate people) Jesus will read out all of our lost posts and you know what?

My post that I wrote after that dream I had with the gun battle and James Bond rescuing Bart Bart will be much better than yours.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i posted from the airport i had a great post with funny and rape and everything and it is GONE all GONE!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:31:55 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:25:00 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:22:50 (#)
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bart is on holiday and is aware of the problem.
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Ah, our man on the inside.

Well now is the perfect time for him to fix it, seeing as his work commitments won't get in the way of the sacred duty. ""


Doubt it bertram, he is playing poker in AC.
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Can't we entice him back with a whore or something?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS you've got to do the (kill) right thing. Those children have (mexicans) done nothing to you.

You're a (kill the president) good person and you (redrum) aren't a killer. You don't have to hurt them, they aren't (betrayed you) your enemies. You don't have any enemies.

We all love (love is hate, kill kill, kill) you ETS. You don't have to suffer alone. We (trust) can help you.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:25:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:22:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

bart is on holiday and is aware of the problem.
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Ah, our man on the inside.

Well now is the perfect time for him to fix it, seeing as his work commitments won't get in the way of the sacred duty. ""


Doubt it bertram, he is playing poker in AC.



Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<subliminal message> ETS, KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THEM ALL <subliminal message/>


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Well, I've already fixed the problem in my latest post, but I suddenly feel strange all the same...

Like it's getting hot in here or something... I need to open a window.

Hey, what's this rifle doing by the window?

Hey, are those children playing in that playground over there???

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:22:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

bart is on holiday and is aware of the problem.
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Ah, our man on the inside.

Well now is the perfect time for him to fix it, seeing as his work commitments won't get in the way of the sacred duty.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bart is on holiday and is aware of the problem.



Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:08:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty-
Can you not encourage his murderous ways on my post. I haven't the fortitude to deal with the FBI showing up at my door and kicking me out of the US for being privy to murderous plans over a "writer's forum" on the internet.
Signed-
Girl who isn't a citizen
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Look, if you ask someone to kill a bunch of people, of that persons choosing, and they go out and do it I don't see how I can be held accountable. Besides its America, they probably give away 9mm handguns with Happy Meals. Ronadld Mac 10 or something.

Anyway, you cannot be held accountable by the FBI if ETS starts shooting single women in Chicago because they might have distracted Bart.

<subliminal message> ETS, KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THEM ALL <subliminal message/>

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty-
Can you not encourage his murderous ways on my post. I haven't the fortitude to deal with the FBI showing up at my door and kicking me out of the US for being privy to murderous plans over a "writer's forum" on the internet.
Signed-
Girl who isn't a citizen

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:59:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope he fixes it soon, there are a lot of weird people with serious attatchments to this site and, well...

I just don't want to see Bart go the way of John Lennon.

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No, this time we'll get it right. We'll shoot the girlfriend that distracted him instead.
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Somebody give ETS a gun so he can finally make good on his promise to "make all the bastards pay".

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, uber is back to working! http://www.ubersite.com/m/79127

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope he fixes it soon, there are a lot of weird people with serious attatchments to this site and, well...

I just don't want to see Bart go the way of John Lennon.

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No, this time we'll get it right. We'll shoot the girlfriend that distracted him instead.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope he fixes it soon, there are a lot of weird people with serious attatchments to this site and, well...

I just don't want to see Bart go the way of John Lennon.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

he knows that we'll keep coming back.

Submitted by stevendurel (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Exactly

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought the same thing when I saw Uber was broken for more than a day.
Bart's a jerkface- give us our Uber back.


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