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title haiku contest. here's mine: Uber has fallen - How did Orgasmatron know - Now, back to my life (541 hits)

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Rating: 0.25 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2005-11-13 15:29:20 EST


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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-13 14:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll get you gadget.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-26 13:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where'd this chicky go?: bandphotographer

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE MYSELF!!

SIGNED,

SCOURGEY

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-01 20:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember the day this happened. I was like the new kid, and I was afraid to really talk to anybody. It warms my heart that you all still managed to keep each other marginally entertained.

I was there. You were watching. Judging. Eventually, you chose me for your team, weak, girly arms and all. Or maybe I came onto you after you described your penchant for teh mouthsex. It's all so hazy now. Whatever it was, I thank you for it.

Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 19:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

im not racist, i hate everyone equally

Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caulaincourt is gay
and now I will smack him twice
feel the pain and die
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:28:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

die?


Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

'I am a little over six feet tall, 215 pounds, healthy male. I am in good shape. Not professional athlete good shape, but there isn't a lot of weight to spare. I grew up in a family of seven kids with three of them being older brothers. Due to this, I have been on both the receiving and handing out end of my share of ass kickings. Oh, and I have a lovely German- Irish temper to really make the confrontations that I find myself in that much more fun. Berserker type yelling, flying spittle, eyes bulging out of the head, etc'

Marry Me, PLEASE!!!
+2 Fairy

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

die?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-13 16:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have seen the end
Repent, for the end is near
Oh, feel the linkwhore:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck, this sucked. Oh well. Go to best this week and rate that top post. I'm not sure who penned that bowl of awesome, but it fucking rocks.


Mmm...incapacitating.

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection