Three men, an Italian, a Jew, and a Greek, are crossing the road, when a bus runs them all over, killing them instantly. (rest in first review) (1170 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Doesn't Seem That Much Worse (View user info) at 2005-11-13 22:32:19 EST
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Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-11-30 04:43:12 EST (#)
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Rightious
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:16:30 (#)
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I thought you left.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-25 04:45:17 EST (#)
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Hammusing
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:16:30 EST (#)
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I thought you left.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:00:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-13 23:00:38 EST (#)
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"Hey! I am-a flattened-a!" the wop, with fear, he spoke,
The Greek replied, "Now how'm I gonna get my ass-a poked?"
The Jew said "Don't you worry, boys! Ol' Yahwheh will pull through!"
But then the EMTs arrived and said "You're dead, the lot of you."
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:56:40 EST (#)
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uh...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:49:15 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/75974
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:47:00 EST (#)
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hilarious
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:42:53 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:33:20 EST (#)
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They appear before Saint Peter, who prepares to let them into Heaven.
The three plead and beg to be allowed to go back, as they're only young and haven't led full lives. Eventually Saint Peter relents and lets them go back to earth - on the one condition that they give up the one thing that each of them wants most of all in life, not even to attempt to attain it.
BANG!! They're back in the same street they came from, all a bit shocked by the experience.
Within a few minutes, they're passing by a pizza shop. The Italian can't help himself, he runs in, and just as he's about to take a bite of pizza, BANG!!, the Italian disappears - he's gone back to Heaven.
The other two are quite shocked by this, but then continue on walking. Just then, a dollar coin rolls across the footpath in front of the two men. The Jew can't help himself, he bends over, and just as he's about to pick up the coin, BANG!!, the Greek disappears.