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I Stabbed JGreening in the Urethra Whilst Humping a Piece of Drift Wood...Again!!! (380 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fire Truck (View user info) at 2005-11-13 22:49:20 EST

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-13 23:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mine urethra burns just like Prometheus's soul
It burns because this piece of driftwood's shoved inside my hole
My dangle's op'ning eye, it now is gouged with bark and mud
Why, oh why, must suffering befall my lovely pud?

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 23:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I +2ed this... Again!

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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/70929

I did it. I'm crazy like that.

That's why he doesn't post anymore. You can all thank me with roses.

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Lemon of Troy

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