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This happened to me today. (404 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: -1.33 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Cheryl Duffybuffyboo <sionscumslut.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-14 01:56:43 EST

SO TODAY
I WAS LIKE
WALKING AROUND THE CITY AND STUFF
AND THEN I SAW THIS MOM AND HER KID, THEY WERE CROSSING THE STREET WHEN
THIS CAR HIT THEM
AND BLOOD SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE, AND THE KIDS HEAD CAME OFF AND LANDED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MOM
AND THE MOM WAS ALIVE AND SHIT, BUT SHE WAS HELLA CRYING AND SHIT BECAUSE HER KID WAS LIKE ALL DEAD
AND I WAS JUST CRACKING UP, THEN I TOOK OUT MY CAMERA
AND STARTED TAKING PHOTOS OF THEM, GOING "SAY CHEESE YOU UGLY BITCH HAHAHA I'M GLAD YOUR FUCKING KID IS DEAD"
AND THE CUNT STARTED CRYING MORE, GOD HOW FUCKING PATHETIC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID WHORE

User Reviews

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you're *gulp* amazing.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If it looks like an alter, and sounds like an alter...

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good one

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-14 04:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Can your dick touch your ass?

Then go fuck yourself.

Submitted by fusion88 (user info) at 2005-11-14 03:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DAMN shame you where not the person that got hit that would be one less asshole in the world

Submitted by kolenabobena (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wonderful start to your Ubersite career.