Creating the Ultimate UberWomenz (3727 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.9 on 126 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2005-11-14 08:06:15 EST
This morning I was awake before 12:00. This is news in itself. But anyway, it was a good few hours before Oprah was going to be on, so obviously I needed some good jerkoff material to last me until then.
A plan began to hatch in my mind.
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From: Circe [mailto:thorpe87.at.gmail.com]
Sent: Sunday, November 13, 2005 7:51 PM
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Subject: UberBoobs II
Hi, fellow women of Ubersite!
This is Circe, the Australian WOMAN you have all come to know and love! I was sitting here in my house, powdering my face or whatever we WOMEN do, when I remembered that it was almost Valentine's Day! And you know that on Valentine's Day, it is traditional and proper for we women to make an Uberboobs post!
I know it's a little early, but it takes me a long time to do things like colour borders, because I'm a woman. So send me your pictures. Better yet, send four or five pictures - I'll choose the best one. No need to be shy, we're all WOMEN here!!
Send them to me at thorpe87.at.gmail.com (My NEW email address). Remember, girls, we want less clothing this time!
Love, girly kisses and pillowfights,
Circe.
Really.
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Now, personally, I think this was as realistic as it is possible to be.
Apparently Circe did not agree.
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From: Lyn H <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com>
To: Circe <thorpe87.at.gmail.com>
Date: Nov 14, 2005 10:53 AM
Subject: Re: UberBoobs II
Thorpe, darling, how badly do you want my foot in your face?
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I could live with that. With the benefit of hindsight, it was probably optimistic in the first place to assume I'd be able to fool Circe into sending herself pictures of her own boobs.
Soon after that, I received another one.
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From: Valerie Schwaber <urbanemischief.at.gmail.com>
To: Circe thorpe87.at.gmail.com
Date: Nov 14, 2005 10:55 AM
Subject: RE: UberBoobs II
HAR HAR thorpe
no way in hell
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Now THIS was perplexing, to say the least.
Anyway, Pentameter was scathing,
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From: Lucy <pentameter.at.gmail.com>
To: Circe <thorpe87.at.gmail.com>
Date: Nov 14, 2005 11:04 AM
Subject: Re: UberBoobs II
Call me when you get some pubes, ok?
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...and c1ndy was brutally honest.
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From: CPenney <cpenney@~~~~~~~~.com>
ToCirce thorpe87.at.gmail.com
Date: Nov 14, 2005 7:22 PM
Subject: RE: UberBoobs II
Thorpe, you seriously need to spend less time on the Internet.
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Now, it seemed like ALL of them so far had seen through my cunning disguise! (Unless Pentameter knows something about Circe that we don't).
But then it hit me. I didn't have to spend countless minutes trawling Uber for email addresses, and going through all this legal nonsense about convincing them "willingly"! I could create my OWN Uberwoman! The Uberwoman to top all Uberwomen! She'd be an amalgamation of all their best features, painstakingly spliced together from the various camwhores scattered across the site.
She'd enjoy beer and cricket and would be writing a seventy-four part science-fiction/political-thriller/erotica series, whilst at the same time being able to effortlessly lapse into amusing tales about the capers of herself and her attractive bisexual lingerie model girlfriend. She'd have an average rating of 1.96, and fifteen B@W posts. Mmmmmmmm...
Anyway, this is how she was composed.
Hair: Siren. What can I say, I like mid-length brown hair.
Fringe: Merlina. I had to get Merlina in here somewhere, and the boobs were already taken.
Brain: Circe. You can't actually see it here, but it's behind the fringe. Circe brains, the essential for any perfect Uberwoman.
Eyebrows: Loren. First ones that stood out. Who cares about eyebrows??
Eyes: Pentameter. Big sexy blue eyes.
Nose: Hollygolitely. Again, needed to be in here somewhere. How does one rate noses?? Sorry.
Cheeks: Tigerlilly. Boobs already taken. :(
Mouth: Munkeypants. Pouting makes me want to screw her in the mouth. This is a compliment.
Teeth: Crystle. Big stunning smile.
Neck: Ainkara. She has a nice neck.
Cleavage: Professional_Peon, of beer bottle fame.
Boobs: A highly contested spot, but by popular demand goes to c1ndy for having boobs bigger than the city of my birth.
Nipples: FilthyAssistant. This was an interesting decision to make.
Arms: Krissi. I don't even know who she is, but would you believe how hard it is to find a picture of an Uberwoman's arms?? At least hers were on Most Heated. Plus, pasty redhead skin had to be somewhere on the perfect Uberwoman.
Hands: Manicmother. A close runner-up for the mouth, Manic also needed to be here somewhere. The best flippin' the bird camwhore ever.
Stomach: Rad's Wife. Couldn't find another one anywhere.
Legs: Bart-Bart. Mmmmmm.
Feet: C1ndy again. She shouldn't be in here twice but I needed to finish this thing, and I'll be damned if I'm going to google search Ubersite for the phrase "nice feet" when I can go to a post where I remember she had bare feet.
Apologies to any I should have included, and probably forgot.
So, I present to you the PERFECT UBERWOMAN.
Isn't she gorgeous?
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-06-05 01:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-30 13:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahaha
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-30 12:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A hilarious post
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-12 09:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-12 07:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We apologise for this temporary interruption in normal ubering to bring you an important public service announcement: The previous reviewer was a douche.
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 20:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jerk off with acid
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-08 21:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aren't you forgetting a part that begins with V.....????
and from what i've heard around the water cooler about circe and pubes or lack thereof, pentameter may well have been taken in by your email
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-06 02:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:23:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to put "Anyone but Urbane's" and just put a little mspaint triangle on there, but I wanted to do as little painting around Bart's crotch as possible.
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Genius.
-Dave
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-05 19:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I missed this!
You rock, Thorpe..
I love how you can't even see my teeth. I responded to that email too, didn't I?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-14 12:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good editing on the pic.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-14 12:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62369
For quick finding tomorrow.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-11-22 05:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay my neck.
I need my license. Badly.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-20 12:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I passed my test on my third try when I was 17. I'm still a particularly poor driver.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 01:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:48:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:03:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 DRIVER'S LICENSE MOFOS WOOOOOO
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bloody hell are you OLD enough to drive?
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I have been old enough to get my license for over a year now, I just failed twice is all.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mouth: Munkeypants. Pouting makes me want to screw her in the mouth. This is a compliment.
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hehehe
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:03:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 DRIVER'S LICENSE MOFOS WOOOOOO
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bloody hell are you OLD enough to drive?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You brilliant, brilliant cunt.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Time to divorce my mail-order bride and hop on that bitch!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Serious.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon, guys. I don't think she's THAT hot.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Something about honkers... and a picture that was thrown together with random crap...
That totally earns a +2. Especially when you get your license and you get to drive shit.....
Just..... don't get a speeding ticket or anything.....or your parents will be all over your ass.....
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOO
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 DRIVER'S LICENSE MOFOS WOOOOOO
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post made me search for Professional_Peon's cleavage shot.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure genius.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-16 04:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Super Sharp.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-16 04:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
1 - ALL
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-16 03:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit man that's fucking hilarious.
IT'S ALIIIIIVE!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-16 03:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit man that's fucking hilarious.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How very "Truman Show."
Jolly good. Carry on.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:54:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:50:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not using Urbane's infamous crotch shot.
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I didn't think of that. Shit, I woulda.
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I was going to put "Anyone but Urbane's" and just put a little mspaint triangle on there, but I wanted to do as little painting around Bart's crotch as possible.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS - Please god no. This picture is horrible. Her fingers looks like octobous tentacles attacking a slimmy fat oyster, her vagina.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:50:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not using Urbane's infamous crotch shot.
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I didn't think of that. Shit, I woulda.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think this is healthy, dude. What would Errol Flynn do?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"With the benefit of hindsight, it was probably optimistic in the first place to assume I'd be able to fool Circe into sending herself pictures of her own boobs. "
Seriously, there was not one part of this post that was not made of pure hilarity.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's...she's so BEAUTIFUL!!
* weeps *
This post is solid fucking gold. You're my new hero, you spunky little man-child, you.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-15 19:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Mystia's penis?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not using Urbane's infamous crotch shot.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone else think the face looks a little like Schlongy? Look closely.
The Bang
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post - the picture ALONE - is worth a +3.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:51:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Good God. Awko just sent me a picture of his man-titties.
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Tell the truth now, did you cream your jeans?
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I jerked back as if I had been slapped.
Good stuff!
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:51:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Good God. Awko just sent me a picture of his man-titties.
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Tell the truth now, did you cream your jeans?
A bit of a shave needed and you've got a pair of man-tits that'll keep you company on even the most lonely of nights.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 01:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79240 <-------- Ubercon Brisbane
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
scary.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-14 23:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations Thorpe! You've made Bored @ ETS!
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/hahahahahahaha.htm
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all we need is a .wav of a moan from one of them and we'd have wank material for a year.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:30:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you were smart, you would have made a fake circe email address and really invaded their inner circle, getting all sorts of inside knowledge and boob shots.
What the hell were you thinking?
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That would have been invasive and untrustworthy, rather than humorous and endearing.
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING????
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...dude what the hell?
At least this was funny.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apologies.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:13:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:39:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work mate. If it wasn't for you, all these seppo cunts would think we aussies be stoopid.
Fuck 'em.
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You really are a cretin
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I resent that. I will gladly wear the badge if you can clearly demonstrate your understanding of the sarcastic nature of my comment.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you were smart, you would have made a fake circe email address and really invaded their inner circle, getting all sorts of inside knowledge and boob shots.
What the hell were you thinking?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she looks like BigFoot
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and another to rectify my wrongdoing
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:10:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
FROM MY HEART AND FROM MY HAND
WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
MY INVENTION
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's my old addy. now oyu can reach me at missmunkeypants.at.gmail.com.
she's teh hotness.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good God. Awko just sent me a picture of his man-titties.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot ass.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hawt.
Good post ol' chap.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Hades, Thorpe.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FROM MY HEART AND FROM MY HAND
WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
MY INVENTION
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe you are my hero hahahahaha this was awesome.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh how i giggled
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot forensic too... Forensic should have the brains. Circe can have the freakish second set of boobs.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-14 12:23:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
EXCUSE ME?
I am hurt and offended.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:07:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for leaving me out of your little Frankenstein creation, fucknugget. -2 die.
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AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
I knew I'd forget some people. And you two were even on the email list.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:39:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work mate. If it wasn't for you, all these seppo cunts would think we aussies be stoopid.
Fuck 'em.
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You really are a cretin
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:34:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why am I not in this? Does my snatch smell too much like a turd dipped in methane for you? You bastard.
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ha ha ha GLALL you crack me up... ha ha ha
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why am I not in this? Does my snatch smell too much like a turd dipped in methane for you? You bastard.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"For my next trick, I need the khelp of a beautiful womans."
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen Circe's cunt, it was tight.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"With the benefit of hindsight, it was probably optimistic in the first place to assume I'd be able to fool Circe into sending herself pictures of her own boobs."
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahah. Silly fucker.
Ironically, my left nipple is in fact the gaping sphincter of a sexually whimsical man.
I like the word whimsical. It doesn't have to make sense.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:51:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
What was that movie with Wayne and Gary? The older brother was a real dickhead, marine type and he eventually got turned into a pile of shit. Then a nuclear warhead crashed up through their house.
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this was rhetorical, right?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work mate. If it wasn't for you, all these seppo cunts would think we aussies be stoopid.
Fuck 'em.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha ha..
my fringe? good grief..
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do her...
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, that is good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for leaving me out of your little Frankenstein creation, fucknugget. -2 die.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL! Very clever and well done! :)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was like a public service announcement.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-14 13:51:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ishamael (user info) at 2005-11-14 13:00:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/111783665724527927/1/filthysleftnipple.jpg
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you rat bastard!
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don't click the link!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-14 13:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ishamael (user info) at 2005-11-14 13:00:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/111783665724527927/1/filthysleftnipple.jpg
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you rat bastard!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-11-14 13:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Weird Science!
Submitted by Ishamael (user info) at 2005-11-14 13:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/111783665724527927/1/filthysleftnipple.jpg
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-14 12:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's gorgeous.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-14 12:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-14 12:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
- I see you have modified my chest (or did someone drug me and take that pic?)
There are some scary fuckers on this website. You are one of them Thorpe.
Thankyou for not publishing my work email!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-14 12:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
EXCUSE ME?
I am hurt and offended.
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-11-14 11:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From: Valerie Schwaber <urbanemischief.at.gmail.com>
To: Circe thorpe87.at.gmail.com
Date: Nov 14, 2005 10:55 AM
Subject: RE: UberBoobs II
HAR HAR thorpe
no way in hell
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Now THIS was perplexing, to say the least.
Top-fucking-drawer mate.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-14 11:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MUAHAHAHAHA! This was quite possibly one of the funniest things I've read on here thus far.
Congrats!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-14 11:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You so crazy.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-14 11:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-14 10:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-11-14 10:27:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-14 10:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that this is classed as romantic made me smile. Uberstein's Monster indeed.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very sexy!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:56:15 EST (#)
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This stupid 'contentless Uber' period has gotten me accustomed to just dropping in 0 ratings whenever I leave a message.
My apologies...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GodDAMNIT, I meant to +2 that!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a crossdressing Medieval noble with leprosy.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What was that movie with Wayne and Gary? The older brother was a real dickhead, marine type and he eventually got turned into a pile of shit. Then a nuclear warhead crashed up through their house.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that wank material should last me a while.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha this was the funniest post i've seen in ages!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was an interesting idea. UberWoman is teh hot!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
only one women, yet so much cunt.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
That was great.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done. Glad to be in there somewhere.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait? Where's the beer?
Auto +2 for namedropping.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Thorpe, darling, how badly do you want my foot in your face?
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I could live with that"
This made me laugh for some reason.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought about doing this, but I was gonna leave out the stomach for extra boobs.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
By the way, I have hazel eyes.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Giggidi gid gid ga. Alright!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats, you broke the pics with your monstrosity
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's fucking dreamy, if you're attn geh-hey menz.... sorry, I don't wanna cast dispersions.. okay, I do - you complete fucking nancy gagging on junket pumper custard pantsman... no williamson? You tinkerbells had a tiff?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oprah?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes it is, Mike. You should be OVERWHELMINGLY aroused by it. The most arousing part is the fact that I horizontally flipped Filthy's right nipple to make it look like they are two different nipples.
And Circe, sorry for giving you such a cop-out contribution like "brains". All the good stuff was taken :(
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it bad to be slightly aroused by this picture?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You wouldn't believe how hard I laughed at that email, Thorpe. It was the most endearing thing I've seen in months.
And your dream-chick is HOT.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:15:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:10:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY...errr...STRAIGHT..no...CONFUSED MENZ!!
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Nice try too
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously Uberwomenz, please send Thorpe a picture of your exposed chest. As you can see his need is most dire.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-14 08:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY...errr...STRAIGHT..no...CONFUSED MENZ!!