We Didn't Start the Uber (1962 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2005-11-14 13:55:35 EST
I figured that it was time to bring Uber together now that the site is fully functional again, and what better way to do that than with a sing along.
Now, I realize that my last song -
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238 - may have inadvertently forecasted the troubles that this place had over the last few days. If so, then I'm not only a shit hot piece of man ass, but a seer to boot. If you send me $100, I swear I'll forecast winning lottery numbers for you.
No, really. If you make it $1000 I'll tell you whether or not your marriage will last.
Payments in cash only, please. Cash, of course, is king.
Anyway...
You all know this song. If you don't, you're an idiot.
Here are the lyrics, if you want a reference for pacing: http://www.shsu.edu/~eng_wpf/authors/Joel/fire.htm
I know I left people out. This wasn't intentional. There is, however, only so much I can do with the verses and chorus.
I didn't look this over, because I wanted to get it posted before an afternoon meeting I've got. All apologies if someone appears twice. If that's the case, I will correct and issue a Collector's Edition at some point in the future.
WELCOME BACK TO UBER, BITCHES.
"We Didn't Start the Uber"
Jack McCallum, Cookie Lass, Yellow Dart, a camwhored ass,
Phallic Cymballs, Blitzkrieg Bob, loki, badassmofo
Red on the head by MickGinny, tilting pics of Tigerlilly,
Brand New Shlongy, Same Old Shlongy, Chi-town's Bart Cilfone.
JMG's J-dates, Munkeypants, Lojope, rape,
JonnyX, minus two die, and Sassmaster says goodbye
Pentameter, Circe, Apollo is a British queen,
Maoriano, flaming alters, Urbane's box goes worldwide
We didn't start the Uber
But here we lurk
Since we're all bored at work
We didn't start the Uber
Social masturbation
Comp'ny time, we're wastin'
Average Dan, Orgasmatron, Fabit and Confuzitron,
Ubercons and Ubermadness, Zoidberg loves the cock
Whirlycott, Kai the guy, AlexorGM, Big Mike,
BingBongBing's balls, lemonparty shock
BuckeyesTHEGAME, Caulaincort likes nipple play,
taste of monkeys, h8uman, Michael Jackson just got banned
Jimbo, GrUeberfest, safe for work, c1ndy's chest,
Jeanneee, Tech-junkie, Stabkill, Method, Fetish
We didn't start the Uber
But here we lurk
Since we're all bored at work
We didn't start the Uber
Social masturbation
Comp'ny time, we're wastin'
William Q, Teephphah too, Soup's on bitches! 'lectrotooth,
Rabbit, cum in eye, Shit Post Thursdays make me cry
Lechuga, SoxSexSax, Tom he hates the wetbacks,
DarthFaded, twonami, nitty, WildcatMcGee
LadyPlural, Manfre, MandaPanda, chip'latte,
icarus, Wildcat, Damn that Tony sure is Fat
Sideburns, noobs drink pee, RyuFu and QueenAshlee,
PokeyPecker, Berty, Will Zone in the city
We didn't start the Uber
But here we lurk
Since we're all bored at work
We didn't start the Uber
Social masturbation
Comp'ny time, we're wastin'
CaptainThorns, Don'van, GodLovesALi'lLovin,
TimeCop, heat drop, MS Paint and Photoshop
AJ Polyamorous, Falco, Nath and SpikeGoddess,
Spooner, NerfHerd, Filthy's one smokin' bird
Fuckface, Nkd's ex, and y halo thar buttsecks?
One per day! Verse? No way! All these fucking rules are gay!
We didn't start the Uber
But here we lurk
Since we're all bored at work
We didn't start the Uber
Social masturbation
Comp'ny time, we're wastin'
Loren1, Chris Evans, Carol Richards back again,
pen name, Tigre, Fartsmeller, thecaes
Danger_Ranger, Saxon, Yes, Masked Assailant, gibberish,
Balrog's in the big NC, OneCheapGeek's up in MT
1 Point 2-1 Gigawatts, Falco, Lisa, body shots,
Foreign hate, Kristen's late, Bob, Spam, "off it, skate!"
d_prime, Sphagnum, first posts spite, rating stuff all through the night,
Razor, jon'kah, countless more - I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the Uber
But here we lurk
Since we're all bored at work
We didn't start the Uber
Social masturbation
Comp'ny time, we're wastin'
We didn't start the Uber
But when our jobs are gone
We will still log on, and on, and on, and on...
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-02-17 19:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I DID!
Oh well. Deserves a bunch, you loveable name whore.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-02-17 19:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did i +2 this already?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
118
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-15 02:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
hello, goodbye, hello
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-11 18:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
drivel
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How the FUCK did I miss this so many weeks ago?!?
Now I *really* need to think about what song to record next...this, "End of the World", or FartSmeller's Uberrap.
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2005-12-13 17:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job, dude. I'm impressed.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
respek!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Billy Joel fetish, eh?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought for a second that I was going to be left out there.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks.
I've heard tell that I roll from time to time as well.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron: You rock on so many levels (That sounds dumb as hell coming from a guy trying to be hip) but good god can you make me laugh!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Late Afternoon Appeasement has come again.
ghola, thorpe, sea scurge, stevie_says, hate post urge
kaos_king, Peon's thighs, and that Dead 0Hio Sky
Tinactin, GirlGood, Foolproof livin' in the hood
Mike 0-0-2-9-5, Smurfs, and where is comicbookguy?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Diddle away.
I will grieve, and make do...somehow.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all ready to send in the cash... then I read it, and saw I was left out.
As punishment I will be masturbating to someone else's image for the rest of the week.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If nothing else, this post has helped accomplish one thing -- I can now use all of the reviews with frowns or whines as a list of People to Not Forget when the next one of these ridiculous treatments comes out.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Add to list of things I need to accomplish on Uber:
mention in Orgasmatron post
This was friggin HIGH-larious.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:-(
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHATEVER, YOU SUCK!
On a side note, that collage that you made of me now adorns the front of my homepage, and everybody loves it!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:18:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
KISS MY ASS O-MAN, YOU'RE FUCKING DED!!
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Bring it, Homer. Or should I say "Average_D'oh."
Who loves ya, baby!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But when our jobs are gone
We will still log on, and on, and on, and on...
I love that line.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just verse set to a beat, my good man.
But, to each his own...just enjoy it. How you perceive it is no matter to me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Music AIN'T poetry, Yankovic.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:40:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's look at it this way. At least you have a full head of hair.
Unlike our resident conehead, Kojak "Pig Balls" Dan.
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KISS MY ASS O-MAN, YOU'RE FUCKING DED!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No shit.....a poetry +2 from Shlongy?
The man, truly, has come around.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-15 09:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOO!!! FIRST LINE MENTION!!! *ahem* I mean... uh... thanks alot, Omatron! Now Imma be singing that at work all day.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 09:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahahahahahaahaqaaaa.a.a.a.aaahahaha
I didn't even SEE the picture...
Funny shit, Longfellow.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 09:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't even get past the first three stanzas before I was laughing out loud.
Is there a video on tap to accompany this masterpiece?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 04:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Grrrr
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 23:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, so after disqualifying 'Bohemian Rhapsody' we've got requests for 'Like a Rolling Stone' and 'It's The End of the World As We Know It (AndI Feel Fine).'
That should keep me busty for a while.
Or busy, even.
Stupid typos.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-14 23:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somebody already did 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56624
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-14 23:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just thought of another great song for you to spoof:
"Like a Rolling Stone" - Bob Dylan
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 23:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tinactin, just wait for some Morning Goodness™.
Ideally, enough people will have complained about my being a Forgetful Prick™ and I'll have a hearty substitute verse to appease everyone.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm so glad ubers back up.
didn't know what to do with myself.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You included that many people, and I couldnt get a mention?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was originally a Soviet prototype, but my creators were forced to shut the project down once Moscow learned that they were programming me with Autograph's entire catalogue.
This was just after the Berlin Wall fell, and Autograph performed, and the Kremlin was knee-deep in worldwide backlash against the group.
I consider it a lost opportunity.
For months I roamed the unforgiving, frozen wilderness of eastern Russia. Until the carneys found me.
But that's another story for another day.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pure talent.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhh...I bask in the warm glowing warmth of acknoledgement.
And your ridiculous lyrical talent. I'd say you were built by German scientists to take over the world through song, but we all know that Germans have no concept of music. Case in point: Polka and David Hasslehoff.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jonny -- That's another great song to do something like this to. Good idea.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I admire your creativity.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooo! My name is there! That makes thsi immediately funny!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well congrats, you really packed the names in there.
Now do 'Bohemian Rhapsody'...
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-14 18:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good.
"off it, skate!"
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this must have taken you a while to do. time well spent!
i love billy joel! he's from the next town over from where i grew up.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-14 17:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:52:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mid-Afternoon Placation:
AwesomeJohnson, DC Wood, Fudgepacker, ahumblefool,
Axolotl goes full throttle to Merlina's house
No Xcuses, moneyshot, Ferretnose blows Fartman's snot,
F'rensic girl goes full frontal taking off her blouse
CHORUS
________________________
WOHOOO!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Plural - you're right. I think I got confused because 'Wildcat' comes up when the post is submitted, but 'WildcatMcGee' comes up when he writes reviews.
Oh, the shame...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unless there is a Wildcat and there is also a WildcatMcGee (and there probably is so I'm gonna feel really stupid for saying this) that username is in this twice.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep pouting until a few more people that I Forgot Because I'm Clearly An Asshole™ chime in and remind me that I left them out. Then I'll do some Late Afternoon Placation, and everyone will be happy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another song...without me.
Screw this website...I'm going home.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mid-Afternoon Placation:
AwesomeJohnson, DC Wood, Fudgepacker, ahumblefool,
Axolotl goes full throttle to Merlina's house
No Xcuses, moneyshot, Ferretnose blows Fartman's snot,
F'rensic girl goes full frontal taking off her blouse
CHORUS
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaargh! -2! -2! Waaaaah! No one mentions me ever!
Hahahahaha! Great stuff!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RRSNN - are you serious? That's...beautiful?
I guess all the poems I posted about one-armed girlfriends, wearing condoms, or dating huge, gigantic women, didn't give it away. Let's put it to rest, shall we: yes, I indeed possess a mighty hangdown. Plaster replicas available upon request.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:28:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Merlina - Sorry, but as the disclaimer said, the leave-outs weren't intentional.
Don't cry for me, Merlintina/The truth is I tried not to snub you/All through my writing/My composition/Let's not be en'mies/Show me your boobies
~~~
*buries face in daisies and laughs*
your totally forgiven for that personal little tribute honey.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, all this time I thought you were woman.
I'm obviously not paying attn (ghey menz).
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
automatic +2 since im in it
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Eric Rice +2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43581
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44347
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
+2 for social masturbation
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
full frontal - I figured going into this that it wouldn't be as good, simply because it's a lot more limiting than basing something off of 'American Pie,' or most any other song really. There's not as much room to mess around and be nonsensical, since it's got such a rapid-fire flow.
But...I was looking at it more as something different, not something to best what I'd done before.
Keep singing, my pretties...
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another solid +2
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
first one you did was grand. this one... not so much.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You is Wicked!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I MADE A POPULARITY LIST, WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Take THAT High School Football Team, I'm popular on the INTRAWEB!!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and ....BAM! I'm famous.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHahahahaha...this was awesome!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome! record it!
(+2 cos I am in it)
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock, Orgasmatron. Can't wait for the next one!
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brillant! Even works with the beat.
Crying uber tears cause I am not in the song.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a boner.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RyuFu - That's a great idea. Brilliant. Look for it in a week or two.
ETS - This took me the better part of the morning, as there has been quite literally nothing to do all day. Take your time with whatever it is you're working on. I'm in no rush.
Filthy - Marketing.
Merlina - Sorry, but as the disclaimer said, the leave-outs weren't intentional.
Don't cry for me, Merlintina/The truth is I tried not to snub you/All through my writing/My composition/Let's not be en'mies/Show me your boobies
Axolotl - The only thing that really goes with your name is "glottle" or "throttle."
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like being forgotten
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture was like a cherry on top.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not in there. Weeps.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
everyfucking single user except me and bart.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:18:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Stuff
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY whats this?
I'm busy for a few days and I'm FORGOTTEN?!?!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Stuff
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This shit must have taken you ages.
BTW: I didn't get to the studio this weekend, so it'll maybe be next week before I get that to you.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well played sir.
I'm curious - what line of work are you in?
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't love Matt or anything I just really like his penis.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, here's a pure +2 for "off it, skate"
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where the fuck am....
Yeah, that's right. Now do Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters.....but Uber" and make sure it's all about Matt Maiairorrrrono.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh this was awesome. Because I was in it.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"End of the Uber as we Know It"
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kept reading till I found my name. I could've ctrl-F'd it, but I liked reading through it. 'Twas good.
Now do "End of the Uber" by REM. Chop-chop!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Oh, the burden of pleasing everyone.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:02:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
i feel so insanely left out
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 Pig nuts
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i feel so insanely left out
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding. You have a gift for meter, Sir.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-14 13:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eric D. "Pork Fried" Rice auto +2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-14 13:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment