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crack head freestyle (586 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: -1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Casey Barnes <kc_zerohero.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-14 18:52:52 EST


so i recorded a homeless crack head and put it to music... he stays on beat, but says the goofiest shit i've ever heard. it's pry the best free style ever...

if it doesn't post, go to www.myspace.com/benevolentblood and listen to ebone

all my g's a chance.mp3 (2 MB) [audio/mpeg]

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Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it was recorded on my cell phone you fuck

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Was it recorded in the crackhead's rectum? Crap. Next!

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

KC's reply is enough for a good rating. Haha.

C'mon he's a crackhead, folks.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off children.

Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's a joke... this guy obviously can not fee style to save his life... free styling is kind of a joke anyway and thats why it's the best one of all time... he is fucking hilarious... he says shit like "cd is tight" this guy doesn't have a cd... he says "headlocks dread locks" what does that mean? this guy has a shaved head. "my flow is clean... now i'm in your benz" "i'll shoot your ass or maybe shoot a deer" "turn the page cause you know my cousin has the 12 gauge." "na nua nua" i can not believe you took it seriously. he's a crack head.



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

god-awful

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's 'pry' the weakest freestyle I've ever heard.

And what's up with that *buh-chh* sound? Is that supposed to be a vocal beatbox?


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