Ubercon Brisbane: Who's In? (1554 hits)
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Submitted by Williamson: Now with 35% more Lethargy! (View user info) at 2005-11-15 00:15:09 EST
Do you like Barbeque?
Do you like the rich sense of humour from some of your favourite Australian writers such as Saxon... or possibly Thorpe?
Do you enjoy meeting up with middle-aged men you met on the internet?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions you'd be perfect for Ubercon Brisbane!
This Saturday the 19th of November we'll be holding a BBQ at Saxon's house in Woodridge, Brisbane sometime mid-afternoon. Drnking is mandatory. Crashing over if you are too drunk is fine.
General shenanigans are expected and will be applauded.
So uber, if you want part of this Ubercon Brisvegas simply email me at williamson87.at.gmail.com and I'll sort out any questions you may have about it (including the address which Saxon wants only shared with people who are invited to come along).
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pauljroome (user info) at 2005-12-13 17:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you fuck off you stupid fag. I bet you're a cripple like Steven Hawkins. Only you're mentally disabled as well. Oh yeah! What is it they say about gays, they're always able to be acid tongued. That's not true with you though. You can't talk, proberly have to press the keys on your key board with a stick in your mouth. Go, and lick out your mother's crevis.
Paul Roome, poet boy.
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Now that's poetry.
Submitted by pauljroome (user info) at 2005-12-13 17:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you fuck off you stupid fag. I bet you're a cripple like Steven Hawkins. Only you're mentally disabled as well. Oh yeah! What is it they say about gays, they're always able to be acid tongued. That's not true with you though. You can't talk, proberly have to press the keys on your key board with a stick in your mouth. Go, and lick out your mother's crevis.
Paul Roome, poet boy.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-12-11 19:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, as I read your comment, I smiled and chuckled to myself. For a while, I thought you were going to leave me alone, but you still continue to strive to comment my every word. You're quite a funny yet interesting individual. You remind me of a bully I had in my middle school years. You both sucked with insults, and you both made me feel incredebly intelligent. If you have anything else to say, please say it in my last post. If you want, I'll even let you have my e-mail address. Keep it up. I enjoy reading your comments to me.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hhahahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I spammed the fuck out of the Harry Carey post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/1#1706484
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-28 00:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude,what did you do to get banned?
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 21:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm eating Korean noodles now where the second greatest ingredient in the flavouring powder (after salt) is MSG.
Good-o.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-24 18:35:21 EST (#)
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Hahahaha, hey Thorpe you left some beer in my fridge, it was yummy thank you.
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 18:14:15 EST (#)
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I think posting that would simply delay my unbanning.
Besides, it ain't postworthy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 18:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA Holy shit that was great. Post that under Akira. But remember to change "Arthur" to Bart.
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 18:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha. Leroy was banned too. Bart (teh tyrant) is opressing us.
Bart: Well, I AM uberlord...
Willy: Oh uberlord, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to our outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our
society! If there's ever going to be any progress--
Thorpe: Williamson, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how
d'you do?
Bart: How do you do, good sir. I am Arthur, Uberlord of the Uberites. Who's castle is that?
Thorpe: Uberlord of the who?
Bart: The Uberites.
Thorpe: Who are the Uberites?
Bart: Well, we all are. we're all Uberites and I am your Uberlord.
Thorpe: I didn't know we had a Uberlord. I thought we were anautonomous collective.
Williamson: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
Thorpe: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
Williamson: That's what it's all about if only people would--
Bart: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?
Thorpe: No one live there.
Bart: Then who is your lord?
Thorpe: We don't have a lord.
Bart: What?
Williamson: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Wetake it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Bart: Yes.
Williamson: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.
Bart: Yes, I see.
Williamson: By a simple majority in the case of purely internalaffairs,--
Bart: Be quiet!
Williamson: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
Bart: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Thorpe: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
Bart: I am your uberlord!
Thorpe: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Bart: You don't vote for uberlords.
Thorpe: Well, 'ow did you become Uberlord then?
Bart: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your uberlord!
Williamson: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Bart: Be quiet!
Williamson: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Bart: Shut up!
Williamson: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
Bart: Shut up! Will you shut up!
Williamson: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Bart: Shut up!
Williamson: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
Bart: Bloody peasant!
Williamson: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
pop pop pop Free the Brisbane 2! pop pop pop
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gawd i leave you guys unsupervised for one day and you get banned? Ok Thorpe and Willy as penance you have to wash my car and mow my yard.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck off Method.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leroybrown
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who are you Smack_Fuck?
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mate why are you banned?
Im banned to for no reason that I know of, I thougbt it was a mistake maybe.
??
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got one new email. It's titled "Matsuken Samba" (a japanese comedian's song) and then the rest of the email is in Chinese... The first two words are a giant "NI HAO!!!"
Unless that's Bart I haven't been unbanned.
I clicked the verify email button before but haven't received anything yet.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you verify your email again? That's how he unbans you, he sends the verification code.
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope. I'm still banned.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We are unbanned... at least, you SHOULD be unbanned now.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 14:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson- are you banned, boy?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:04:27 EST (#)
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Nope - organised it August last year http://www.ubersite.com/m/40998 - happened a while ago in Sydney. Don't remember the date - Feb I think.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So there was an Ubercon Sydney? Here we were, all three of us, thinking it was the first ever Aussie one.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-11-21 07:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How funny, I was supposed to me at a meeting in Brisbland today and tomorrow, but I told them I would phone it in... I couldn't be arsed winding my watch back for the curtain-saving time difference. If I had known there was an Ubercon, I would have let them fly me up. Fuck paying full price when Schoolies is on. Filthy little bastards cluttering up the Gold Coast and disturbing the One Nation voters - how are they supposed to prioritise their hate?
Awko - we can do an Uber here, but I don't leave Melways maps 58 & 59 unless I am leaving the state. I would suggest St Kilda or St Kilda - you choose. I am leaning towards St Kilda.
I went to Ubercon Sydney. Ainkara, IDDQD and I boozed like warthogs in Newtown. I drank IDDQD under the table and he's still pissy about it. Whiney bitch. He stumbled home and I went to Darlinghurst and still managed to get laid. Sydneysiders are easy. Ainkara was an angel - invite here wherever you go. And she's sexy. Perfect, intelligent lady. And funny. She's a catch, boys, she's a catch.
Good question whoever it was - why are there so many Queenslanders here on Ubersite? There are only two from Melbourne, one I can think of from New South Wales and four from Western Australia. I think there may be one from Adelaide.
Funny.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 22:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, not NOW obviously, unless I had like a beer dispenser in my room, which the dudes would come and collect occasionally and refill, if I hadn't broken it open by then. They'd never know it was me. I mean I'm going out the door to go and buy it now, which actually means it will be in about ten minutes that I will have gone to buy beer.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 22:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Buying beer... now.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woodridge station is the closest...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Assuming Saxon is still okay with all this, where is the nearest train/bus station?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mini-con Wooooo!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
any white-water in that ditch?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to cancel.
sorry.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 03:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs to be better organised. We could always have a 3 person mini-ubercon then a bigger one later on. Either way, I'm going to be getting drunk tomorrow night so it might as well be at Woodridge.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So what have we got? 3 people? I still haven't heard from D_R.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:56:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Brisbane anywhere near Long Island?
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Brisbane is in fact a state of nirvana which can only be achieved through self-realisation and booze.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brisbane anywhere near Long Island?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be there.......oh wait, is that near Detroit.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For any Aussies that like hard rock/metal, you should check out the Australian band Tourettes... they came and played a show in my town (all the way on the Central Coast of California) and it was fuckin' awesome.
Just a thought.
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:34:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
the 19th is the only day between now and the 9th of december that i actually have anything on. I'm going to a friend's 21st at Tetsuya's, the Sydney restaurant with 3 michelin hats that was recently ranked 4th in the world.
Cunts.
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Fucking hell!
Guess i'll see you there...
not for a 21st,
I've got family thing on there same day!
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-15 04:07:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
no pissing in the garden???
THAT'S UNAUSTRALIAN
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you can get deported for NOT pissing in my garden
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah leave us loads of time to get there! dick.
Have a good 'un.
None of you will make it out alive.
Aussies are weird and saxon is a weird aussie, it is like weird squared.
(insert winky thing to show i am messing here)
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd really like to go there someday, but right now I'm broke and
otherwise committed. Have fun. . .
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the 19th is the only day between now and the 9th of december that i actually have anything on. I'm going to a friend's 21st at Tetsuya's, the Sydney restaurant with 3 michelin hats that was recently ranked 4th in the world.
Cunts.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On 11/15/05, Megan Harker <devils_angel_oz.at.hotmail.com> wrote:
hey, um wat suburb is this thingy in?
and also when is it
Another uberlurker...
Where's DR and Phalls damnit?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Drinking is mandatory."
As it should be.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds like a mo-fest...but have fun anyway!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you could have had this in August 2004 when I was in Brisbane and before you had even heard of me.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make it a road trip and come to Perth.
Assholes.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh Brisbane...I visited it many times. I lived in Rockhampton for six months when I came over from the US to "study." (p.s. I didn't study)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait for the pictures from this one.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
And I'll be bringing some CDs that I'm making now. Lots of rock, and a bit of ETS for good measure.
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Kick ass! I'm worldwide and shit! Rockin' it down in Brisbane!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-15 09:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have fun you guys. I want to read a post about this. With drama.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 08:01:29 EST (#)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1633673673225697900&q=propaganda
Funniest. Thing. Evar.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 08:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bloody hell... it's still sending the first track.
Don't you have MSN or something? I've sent Williamson four tracks in the time this has taken.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:35:57 EST (#)
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Nope, nothing.
The sending has to finish and then a screen pops up with the link on it, the same link that's forwarded to the recipient
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm... check your email MJ... I tried to send the zip file, but halfway through the "sending" screen it went to "This page could not be displayed".
If it didn't work, I might try each track individually.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn Brisbanites and their fancy get-togethers when I don't have money, transport or the ability to cancel work at such short notice.
Ubercon Melbourne - Coming at somepoint when I can be arsed organising it.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
www.yousendit.com
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:03:23 EST (#)
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Hey MJ, what's the easiest way to send an album? Gmail doesn't seem to be able to handle it. I'm trying to send Welcome to Discovery Park.
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:02:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:42:41 (#)
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Why does he have underwear on his head?
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probably to show that he's not wearing any anywhere else
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:42:41 EST (#)
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Why does he have underwear on his head?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:41:51 EST (#)
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T'is the one, the only, Danger_Ranger.
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:38:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:34:44 (#)
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I'm implying that their drinking water will give me leprosy and my nose or peener might fall off.
Who is that guy with the underpants on his head to the left of Williamson and that other underage boy?
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being queenslanders it's probably the nights "entertainment"
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:34:44 EST (#)
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I'm implying that their drinking water will give me leprosy and my nose or peener might fall off.
Who is that guy with the underpants on his head to the left of Williamson and that other underage boy?
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
twice now i have forgotten the +1
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:24:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:14:51 (#)
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Isn't Australia full of convicts? Do I need to bring bottled water?
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Water??? Why would you want water with australias abundance of quality beer?
fuckin' sheep shaggin kiwi bastard
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:14:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:09:09 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:06:55 (#)
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Isn't Adelaide underwater?
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Isn't brisbane owned by the japanese?
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Isn't Australia full of convicts? Do I need to bring bottled water?
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:06:55 (#)
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Isn't Adelaide underwater?
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Isn't brisbane owned by the japanese?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:06:55 EST (#)
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Isn't Adelaide underwater?
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-15 06:00:55 EST (#)
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WTF?? I'm not reading all that,
seriously, why would you want to do such a thing is brisbane, we all know adelaide is superior in every conceivable way
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 05:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 05:46:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell, I'll fly in from New Ze... I mean Bahrain
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Nobb????
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-15 05:46:20 EST (#)
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What the hell, I'll fly in from New Ze... I mean Bahrain
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-15 05:13:07 EST (#)
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I should give this a minus 2 for making me homesick.
I miss good old Bris Vegas. The Victory Hotel, Stradbroke Day at Eagle Farm and the drunken slutty girls at the Hamilton Hotel afterwards, surfing trips down the coast.....
Excuse me I have something in my eye.
:(
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-15 04:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love to go young men. I will arrange a trip to Australia one day and look you fellas up! some of you aussies need to be emailing me at fabit85.at.gmail.com.
Take it steady at your con!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-15 04:07:39 EST (#)
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no pissing in the garden???
THAT'S UNAUSTRALIAN
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-11-15 03:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shite man, I was on my honeymoon in Oz about two weeks ago, we were in Brisbane for like a day...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-15 03:22:00 EST (#)
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somebody wire me $4,000 and I'm in.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:58:32 EST (#)
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We'll play cricket up here.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:39:01 EST (#)
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Thanks for all the notice fuckstains.
Sphagnum has commitments that he can't get out of. They involve 22 guys, a bat, 6 stumps, 4 bails and 20 beers. Not necessarily in that order I might add.
Hope you have a good time, which will be hard considering it will take place in Queensland.
*Screws face up in disgust*
What's the bet somebody fucks that dirty, old, hag neighbour in the ass before the weekend is over?
The demon cat too.... And the dog... And probably each other... Fucking Canetoad freaks.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
< Pout >
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:38:37 EST (#)
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A few questions - should I bring my guitar? I can't play much, and I'll probably be too drunk to play after about an hour.
What public transport facilities are close? If all goes to plan I'll get my license on Thursday, but it's very possible I'll have to leg it.
And I'll be bringing some CDs that I'm making now. Lots of rock, and a bit of ETS for good measure.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woodridge.. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GUTTER
GUTTER
GUTTER!
Does anyone mind if I bring a few friends?
.... Theyll make for a good story.. I promise
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed it will be the first Brisbane Ubercon.
Saxon, I'm a vegetarian, so you don't need to worry about me criticising your cooking. I'll be bringing some mock-up sausages in a can. Don't knock'em until youve tried 'em.
Any Sydney Uberers should be reminded that Sydney-Brisbane is only about a fourteen hour drive. To pass the time, you can ponder the fact that you have to drive fourteen hours to find some friends.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:28:21 EST (#)
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+2 just because its Brisbane. I've been gone for a long time so have no intention of attending, however is this the first Brisbane ubercon?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:26:44 EST (#)
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Unless Saxon is hanging around our places while we trash his house.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:25:50 EST (#)
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WILLIAMSON YOU STUPID NONG YOU HAVE MIXED UP THE NORTH AND SOUTH OF BRISBANE IN THAT PIC
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:15:54 EST (#)
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nothing about shitting on the porch so i'm down for it next year,
unannounced.......of course
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-15 01:14:07 EST (#)
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Australia isn't a country, so stop making shit up. It's rather pathetic.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 01:04:18 EST (#)
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I've just received an email from an uberlurker.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:59:21 EST (#)
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When Saxon invites you into his basement....DON'T GO! You will never again see the light of day!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:58:06 EST (#)
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Oh man... I won't be in Australia until the 20th! FUCK!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:39:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:27:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is every Australian on here from Queensland? It's fucking weird given that Queensland only got internet access last week.....and electricity a few days before that.
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We Canetoads have to remain technoligically competitive. There's word that the Top Enders are close to discovering fire and the Sand Gropers have almost mastered the alphabet.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im there, oh wait i have to be there its at my house. Better get started on the list of rules for entry to my house now lets see.
No peeing in the yard
There will be a sign on the fence that reads "chunder over fence at this point" chunder anywhere else will see you asked to clean it up before my dog eats it (Please make sure my elderly female neighbor doesnt catch you chundering in her yard as we will tell her we dont know you)
If you bring CD's there shall be no Rap, country, western or young girly bands played on my sterio. DR can bring his ABBA but will only be played once
No swimming in the fish tank or toilet
Dont give my dog alcohol even if he offers blow jobs in exchange
No sleeping in my fridge, it leaves a yucky smell
If you must poop i have a gas line that feeds into my nighbors house, let me make sure she is unconcious before you use her toilet, she freaks out when strangers enter her house
No peeing contests with my dog
If you wear a funny hat expect to be criticised repeatedly
Farting is admisable but must be over 80 decibel, ratings will be awarded
No criticism of the cooks cooking, it is his house and he knows how to use a spatula for pain
If you see a scary cat that my dog cowers from, under no circumstance should you approach it, although if you can pick it up without losing an eye you get a second serve of steak cooked to your liking
If you step in dog shit you will be laughed at and called a dweeb for the rest of the day
These will do to start with the rest i will pass on at my discretion.
Saxon
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is every Australian on here from Queensland? It's fucking weird given that Queensland only got internet access last week.....and electricity a few days before that.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh lordy. You just touched upon my deepest, darkest secrets. It involved barbeque, Aussie men, and... well, older men!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-15 00:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Drnking"