Wherefore art thou, JMG? (1091 hits)
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Submitted by prophet (View user info) at 2005-11-15 10:49:30 EST
Session Start (uberprophet:JMG114): Mon Oct 24 19:18:47 2005
[19:19:10] uberprophet: Whatever you are doing right now could not possibly be more important than writing many additional chapters in the Piper series.
[19:19:12] *** Auto-response from JMG114: The Bay State.
[19:19:19] uberprophet: Yeah, whatever.
Session Close (JMG114): Mon Oct 24 19:19:49 2005
Session Start (uberprophet:JMG114): Fri Nov 11 16:10:04 2005
[16:10:13] uberprophet: Hey.
[16:10:13] *** Auto-response from JMG114: Unhere.
[16:10:18] uberprophet: I can see that.
Session Close (JMG114): Fri Nov 11 16:23:08 2005
Session Start (uberprophet:JMG114): Sun Nov 13 22:14:19 2005
[22:14:36] uberprophet: IM me, you yarmulke-wearing crap for crap
[22:14:37] *** Auto-response from JMG114: Unhere.
[22:14:45] uberprophet: You say that all the time!
[22:14:47] uberprophet: Grr.
Session Close (JMG114): Sun Nov 13 22:17:12 2005
Session Start (uberprophet:JMG114): Mon Nov 14 09:58:45 2005
[09:58:46] JMG114: What's shakin'?
[09:58:46] *** Auto-response sent to JMG114:
Kommen spiel im freien affen haufen! Versorgungsmaterialien sind begrenzt, sich beeilen! BESUCHEN SIE DIE HAUFEN HEUTE, AUS FURCHT DASS KEINE AFFEN BLEIB ZU SPIEL!!!!
[09:58:57] JMG114: Yes indeed.
[10:38:31] JMG114: I'm not continuing Piper on Uber. I like it enough to develop the entire story into a novel-length piece, and as I've found some of my stuff plagiarized on other sites lately, I think I'm going to lay low on Uber-posting in general for the time being. Thanks for your interest, though.
[15:34:09] uberprophet: AUGH?!?!?!
[15:34:10] *** Auto-response from JMG114: Somewhere that isn't here.
[15:34:14] uberprophet: No...
[15:34:24] uberprophet: Nooooooooooooo.... *choke* *sob*
[15:34:39] uberprophet: Not... *sniffle* cool...
Session Close (JMG114): Mon Nov 14 15:55:11 2005
User Reviews
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What I wanna know is...where is the movie I'm supposed to write the music to?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sad panda =(
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit your whining. I have an awesome Uber project in the works.
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I'd buy your novel.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
with all due respect i found it trite and unappealing anyway.
jared is my nigger but our tastes differ and that's okay.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, my reply was actually in the post I never bothered to read.
I'm fucking stupid.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know if it's been mentioned yet, and I surte hope this isn't something he told me in confidence, but basically he thinks the Piper series is something he could turn into an actual commercial venture (book, colloquially) and after seeing his work plagiarized multiple times, he's suddenly wary of having something he hopes to make him money freely available on an obscure internet website for anyone to just take.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate it when a series gets left unfinished.
I wonder where JMG was finding his work plagarized? I am curious about this...
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it. I'm pissed... not so much that people are being little bitches about the post (*glares at Jared*), but more so that nobody seems to give a shit about the lack of a worthwhile ending to what was possibly the best series to date on Uber.
All you hatas can go to hell.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:59:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:36:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here...maybe this will hold you over for a while.
(Please picture my spread ass cheeks pressed against my monitor)
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come on. that's funny.
he had better finish the piper series!!!
<shakes fist>
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto boring AIM conversation -2
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-11-15 17:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit your whining. I have an awesome Uber project in the works.
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Ouch.
No, really.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:33:38 EST (#)
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Quit your whining. I have an awesome Uber project in the works.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:02:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Gotta say, dearie.... you're possibly the worst uberboyfriend I've ever had.
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Pshhhh... if I had a nickel for every time someone said that to me...
I'd be like...
so wealthy...
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:57:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wherefore does not mean "where." It means "why." When Juliet asks "Wherefore art thou Romeo," she isn't asking where he is, she's asking why he's Romeo, because the only thing keeping her from getting porked like crazy is the Montague surname, hence the line "a rose by any other name would smell as sweet;" no matter what his name, she says, he's completely screwable, though the name certainly brings along a lot of stigma.
So you aren't wondering where JMG is, you want to fuck him in the pooper.
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Well... yeah.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gotta say, dearie.... you're possibly the worst uberboyfriend I've ever had.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had the same conversation with one Jared.
The +2 is for "Notorious JMG".
Good lawd, this post got toasted for no reason.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-15 12:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:57:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wherefore does not mean "where." It means "why." When Juliet asks "Wherefore art thou Romeo," she isn't asking where he is, she's asking why he's Romeo, because the only thing keeping her from getting porked like crazy is the Montague surname, hence the line "a rose by any other name would smell as sweet;" no matter what his name, she says, he's completely screwable, though the name certainly brings along a lot of stigma.
So you aren't wondering where JMG is, you want to fuck him in the pooper.
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From one Shakespeare man to another--nice fucking catch.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wherefore does not mean "where." It means "why." When Juliet asks "Wherefore art thou Romeo," she isn't asking where he is, she's asking why he's Romeo, because the only thing keeping her from getting porked like crazy is the Montague surname, hence the line "a rose by any other name would smell as sweet;" no matter what his name, she says, he's completely screwable, though the name certainly brings along a lot of stigma.
So you aren't wondering where JMG is, you want to fuck him in the pooper.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not trying to prove anything, you've done it for me.
YOu're post was hard to navigate, not funny at all, didn't tell me a story or intrigue me, and you came across as missing you're beloved so much that I actually had to punch a bitch just to feel like a man again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here...maybe this will hold you over for a while.
(Please picture my spread ass cheeks pressed against my monitor)
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I pine for the old days of Uber, way back when the users here didn't act like kids on the elementary school playground, or attack completely benign posts simply for wont of having something to prove.
Wait... Ubersite was never like that.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche_bag
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
P. S. -
I screwed up: the S/N "uberprophet" belongs to someone else. I replaced the S/N I was using to talk to JMG with that one because I don't want all you crazy heathen bastards contacting me while I'm working.
My real ubersite screenname is "prophet2uber".
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:58:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Congrats on being a polesmoker.
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Hey, thanks.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congrats on being a polesmoker.