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I hate people that laugh retardedly (875 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: -1 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bobby Orr (View user info) at 2003-05-24 20:03:02 EDT


I saw Matrix: Reloaded today (Quality movie) which was totally awesome. But it could've been completely awesome, that is where I am most disappointed. There were about 10 of these really annoying fat people, about middle-aged that sat on the other side of the theatre. They pissed me off.

I think we all know people like them; the ones that have no lives and laugh at just the tiniest joke with that annoying high-pitch cackle. They ruin whatever you're watching/doing automatically. It's like magic.

What I say is we build a humongous movie theatre, just for those people, but we don't tell them about it. Then we play 'The Cable Guy' for them once they know about the theatre on a Wednesday matinee (they'll show up because they have no lives). Then we lock the doors, and sell the people to France.

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Submitted by ANTi (user info) at 2003-06-13 19:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for calling Matrix 2 "Quality". Would you like to borrow my copy of Milo and Otis?

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-05-29 10:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer the short laugh... I hate those people that laugh forever and just sound so stupid that it makes you laugh... I used to laugh like that. I dont now. I just basically say "Ha!" or "Heh" and Im done... People that laugh like this "HAHAHHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA" really piss me off...

Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-05-29 10:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

France blows

Submitted by WorkSucks at 2003-05-25 16:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-05-24 22:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stand up, walk to the other side of the room, turn around, sprint towards your computer and dive head first through your monitor. If that doesn't kill you, tell me what hospital you're at and I'll personally some there and drown you in your bedpan.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-05-24 20:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Please explain the difference between totally awesome and completely awesome? They sound so different!

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-05-24 20:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I say I get a spoon and shove it in your ear

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-05-24 20:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe they were laughing at you. because of your ooh,s and ahh's at the worst sequel since look who's talking too.

Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-24 20:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Another -2 because I'm tired of this France bullshit.

Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-24 20:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 because the Matrix: Reloaded sucked my left testicle.

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