Being A Woman, Confidence and The Perfect Man (4981 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-11-15 13:12:10 EST
There are many things that I love about being a woman. The feeling of sliding on a pair of black stockings and wearing sexy high heals for a night out on the town. Or when I apply my 'Love Spell' lotion by Victoria's Secret after a long hot bath or shower. Lighting candles and relaxing with a glass of wine to wearing my hair tossed up in a twist and accentuating my neck with the perfect pair of chandelier earrings. These are only a few things that I love about being a woman.
But there is nothing that makes me feel more confident, more sexy and more like a woman than being with the right man. Being accompanied by the right gentleman makes me feel sexier than any product or article of clothing could ever make me feel.
I believe that confidence is key and although confidence is often times translated into cockiness it is a fact that men like a woman with poise and I believe this confidence comes with being with the right person and being the right age. At thirty I am comfortable in my own skin and am self-assured. I haven't always been this way though, and sure there are times when I don't feel all that confident but I have come to accept the person that I am; flaws included. Sure I have flaws, but to someone else, my flaws give me character, character that defines who I am and the confidence that goes along with it.
I went out with my ex a few nights ago and I was filled with the confidence that I am talking about. I wasn't dressed sexy at all. A simple shirt, fitted jeans and brown boots was my attire for the evening. But when I walked into the crowed bar with him by my side I felt as though all eyes were on us. Now you may be saying to yourself 'this girl is high on herself' but I assure you that simply isn't the case. He makes me, happy and the other night I was the happiest that I've been in while. I was laughing, smiling and enjoying myself immensely; exuding confidence and because of this several men approached me. One man told me that my smile lit up the room, while another told me that I had beautiful eyes.
It is a quiet transformation that being with the right person causes you to go through. You might not take notice of it, but other people notice it, which in turn makes them notice you. How many times have you been happy in a relationship, you radiate confidence and people are perceptive to you? It happens all the time and usually when we're happy and not looking to be noticed.
Although nothing came of those men complimenting me, no numbers exchanged hands or talk of meeting up again, but rather a simple and warm thank you very much, on my part, it still felt nice to be noticed and complimented.
The other night I wasn't looking to meet anyone but rather have a good time with my old friend, catch up and laugh. Spending time with the right person makes you feel as though you're on top of the world. Eli makes me feel this way. He is the best kind of drug and I feel sexy and confident when I am with him. And although I don't know where this new found friendship/relationship is going I can honestly say I haven't been this happy in a very long time. And although there is no such thing as perfect, right now, he is the perfect man for me.
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:12:53 EST (#)
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That's awesome, I'm happy for you. I want to get married in Vegas. Or somewhere similar - I just want to avoid the traditional wedding thing.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:39:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:15:44 (#)
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What happened with this? With Eli? I'm shamelessly nosy. Tell!
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Oh, you're so sweet. Well, we're together and I couldn't be happier. Its funny because
in the past when I've been with guys I've always been nervous and an unsure about things.
It is so different with Eli. We click and I haven't felt that with anyone. We both know
that we're IT for each other and now we're just enjoying the ride. We're going to Vegas
in Feb or March. I told my family, don't be all that surprised if I come back married. ;)
I'll keep you posted.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:15:44 EST (#)
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What happened with this? With Eli? I'm shamelessly nosy. Tell!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-28 21:53:02 EST (#)
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shit. what Walker said. i'd have a drink with you, because i've been there before. more than once. no other feeling like it, eh?
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:59:58 EST (#)
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My ex-girlfriend says the same thing about me, and that kind of sucks because she's fucking other guys on the side. And I know what you're going to say, and I know sex isn't everything but it all boils down the 'I love you like a brother' rule; as in not enough to be intimate with you but enough to benefit- almost selfishly- from your protection and the fact you'll always pick me up when I'm down.
I liked your post alot, but I get the feeling somehow that it strengthens the "It's all about HER" way of things. What in it for the guy? Do you know how Eli feels about this situation? What he feels for you? I don't know about him, but in my case, I die a little knowing that she doesn't want to take me back but for some unexplicable reason, I carry on caring for her nevertheless...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:58:39 EST (#)
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Stop pouting
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:46:40 EST (#)
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yup..i pout otherwise...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 06:53:00 EST (#)
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this read half like a dear abby letter and half like some livejournal crap.
+2s make us happy!
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:08:53 EST (#)
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Our insecurities are always surfacing and knocking us around. It's nice when our internal superhero comes out and puts them in their place -- whatever the circumstances.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:08:25 EST (#)
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from spikegoddess
You seek affirmation for a mainstream, culturally defined sense of 'sex appeal.'
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you realize that what people find as sexy isn't really all that mainstream? that's why people have fetishes. kind of like duh what one person finds attractive someone else might think is fugly. there are some basics that people find attractive just as a matter of evolution, things like symmetry, evenness in skin tone, regardless of color, thick hair, builds that mean feminine or masculine. it's not culturally defined sense of sex appeal just because someone else thinks she's hot. i bet most of the people in the bar didn't think she was hot just because she wasn't their personal cup of tea. and the other thing is, just because it is mainstream doesn't mean it's not sexy either, i'm not saying a couple million or so people can't be wrong because they can, but just because most people do find the same things sexy doesn't mean that they're doing it to fit in, it might actually just be that damn sexy.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:13:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:54:08 (#)
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This kind of thing makes me laugh.
Everyone dishing out advice and opinions like they're experts...
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That's fucken rich coming from you!
Example- http://www.ubersite.com/m/64349
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:55:55 EST (#)
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I gotcha, I gotcha.
Nice post but even more I like the background that produced it. :-)
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:54:08 EST (#)
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This kind of thing makes me laugh.
Everyone dishing out advice and opinions like they're experts...
Truth is nobodies perfect - and I say be happy if you can get a little bit of fabulous feeling every once in a while (so long as its not by murdering people or being evil).
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-17 07:56:36 EST (#)
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Ugh......fighting on the internet, yikes
Oh noes, an internet stranger psychoanalyzed me, what am I going to do?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:34:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:07:19 (#)
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Never use a man as a self validation tool.
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM WOMEN! I'LL BE YOUR TOOL!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:25:04 EST (#)
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What time is it in Bangkok?
Can I have a bite of your sandwitch?
When will you give me back my ottoman?
Why aren't you answering any of my questions?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:46:33 EST (#)
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'I object to this idea that a woman can proclaim, "I'm idependent! I'm liberated! Look how hot I am! I'm a sex goddess!" and then express the idea that she doesn't feel at her best, most desireable, most confident, or most WORTHWHILE unless she's wearing a man on her arm like a designer purse.'
well doll, the whole idea of sexual value is that OTHER people find you attractive. self-confidence is fine and well, self-actualization is great, but being sexually attractive involves more than simple narcissism. it doesn't make sense to 'feel desirable' if nobody desires you. that's kind of what the word means.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:46:39 EST (#)
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"He makes me, happy"
Is it Wazza?
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:15:25 EST (#)
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Ding ding ding, we have a winner.
I do have a huge problem with most of the population.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:09:05 EST (#)
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No...disagree with me, I am fine with that. That is what makes the world go round. But please tell me how should I 'attribute being a woman' if I don't buy womanly merchandise? You must have a huge problem with most of the population if you feel this way? I don't even know if you're a woman or a man but if you're telling me that you've never once bought a gender specific product you're a lying fool.
And NO I don't NEED any of the listed items to feel good about myself or to make me feel like a woman. I already feel good about myself and I am a woman. I have a great career, great friends and a great family. I am a very happy person.. Very happy. Being with Eli only makes me a happier person. If that is wrong, well too freaking bad.
Now, I'm off to buy you a clue! Goodnight.
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:07:19 EST (#)
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Never use a man as a self validation tool.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:58:10 EST (#)
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Well if you had bothered to read my review you would have seen that it was you I was telling to buy the clue, not me. Why should I be bothered to read your other posts (as I'm sure they are disgustingly narcissistic like this one), when you won't even give a few lines of mine the time of day? Or maybe you're just too ready to fly off the handle at anyone who disagrees with you. (or in this case, think's you're just a filibuster in the long debate of life)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:52:32 EST (#)
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Well tell ya what there dipshit..if you had read any of my posts you would know that I fucking hate the mall. Yes, please, buy me a clue and buy yourself a new shitty expression too. I think they're on sale at K-Mart.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:50:39 EST (#)
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Yeah, I'm joking. Give me your home address so I can send you a money order in the mail. Then, the next time you're at your favorite mall outlet purchasing hapiness you can stop off at the general store and buy a clue.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:38:47 EST (#)
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There's nothing wrong with feeling good. However, I do find something wrong with the fact that you attribute "being a woman" to putting on merchandise.
What planet are you on? Seriously? Are you joking?
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:32:31 EST (#)
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"Lucy hit the nail on the head. I am just feeling good. Eli does put that sparkle in my eye and that spring in my step. I don't really care if people get nasty. Real men out there like a ahumblefool know the feeling that I am talking about. He gets it. Feeling good about yourself is an awesome feeling. And what's wrong with feeling good?"
There's nothing wrong with feeling good. However, I do find something wrong with the fact that you attribute "being a woman" to putting on merchandise. I'm sure corporate America would shoot their wad hearing the cavalcade of products you just described, and how happy they make you. On the other hand, it's making me sick just thinking about it. Even Eli, whom you talk about like a shiny feather boa that makes you look fabulous, seems like a secondary point to the flood of trite, self indulgent consumerist nonsense spewing out of your dilapidated craw.
Do you really need all these things to feel good about yourself? To feel like a woman?
What the fuck has this world done to it's children?
You people scare me sometimes.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:03:57 EST (#)
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I like having a roast beef sandwich by my side but whatever works for you
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:50:37 EST (#)
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I cant totally see where spike is coming from. She isnt wrong.
actaully it is a very intelligent thought.
at the same time i know the feeling... feeling whole
when you have someone at your side.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:01:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:03:59 (#)
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Spike..you're reading much to far into this post. I don't take offense to anything you've said here. But honestly, the point of my post is that being with someone that you like can make you feel as though you're on top the world ane how other people take notice of it. That is all. End.
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you go TL!!!!
something tells me Spike's Aunt Flo is visiting....
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:03:59 EST (#)
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Spike..you're reading much to far into this post. I don't take offense to anything you've said here. But honestly, the point of my post is that being with someone that you like can make you feel as though you're on top the world ane how other people take notice of it. That is all. End.
Submitted by Aiya (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:44:53 EST (#)
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What you said in this post is absolutely right. I don't think alot of women realize how far a little confidence can get them.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:18:20 EST (#)
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With a title like this I couldn't resist.
Don't get me wrong---it is FABULOUS that you feel great about yourself and that you've got the company of somebody who makes you feel like the best version of yourself. I understand both feelings. I don't entirely disagree with what's said here but I think it's an incomplete story. I know that what I'm about to do is fairly unpopular, but I must voice my differences of opinion just the same. Please recognize that I am not attacking you personally.
The kind of confidence that you exuded in that bar with that gentleman on your arm is something that comes from self-love. Reading between the lines of your post, it seems that you love yourself best when a man who you value finds value/sex appeal/beauty in you. That doesn't have to be a bad thing---just recognize that element of your truth. You seek approval. You seek affirmation for a mainstream, culturally defined sense of 'sex appeal.' If that's what you want (and you seem more than capable of getting what you want), more power to you. Just don't confuse that with being a pioneer. Don't confuse that with true freedom.
Being independent doesn't mean being an island, but by the same token, I object to this idea that a woman can proclaim, "I'm idependent! I'm liberated! Look how hot I am! I'm a sex goddess!" and then express the idea that she doesn't feel at her best, most desireable, most confident, or most WORTHWHILE unless she's wearing a man on her arm like a designer purse. (Men, didn't you feel offended at being referred to as an accessory?)I find it a little bit disheartening that the things you thought to mention as the ones you love most about being a woman all seemed to have to do with projecting/creating an image of sex appeal. It's an image that you also cultivate on Uber. I know the tactics, I know the drill...because I've done the exact same thing. Don't read this as an attack, just as a statement of recognition.
I'm far from being free. I'm far from liberated. I still want people to tell me that I'm pretty and I still pursue a beauty ideal that is defined by somebody other than me. I'm not judging you for your actions, just for your false proclaimations that insinuate that you have acheived some kind of fulfillment of womanhood on your terms.
You're playing somebody else's game. Don't let the fact that you're winning convince you that you invented the rules.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:01:28 EST (#)
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*lick*
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:52:10 EST (#)
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God, how refreshing it is to see a woman that actually likes men. You, my friend, are a real woman.
10 cool points thusly awarded.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:33:50 EST (#)
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"Eli makes me feel this way. He is the best kind of drug and I feel sexy and confident when I am with him"
He is the best kind of drug? Oh, honey let me introduce you to a few new drugs.
Kidding. While I'm not a woman, I got what you meant here. Going out with the right girl is...well, amazing. I used to sort of date this girl and everytime we were together time lost all meaning. The hours ticked by like minutes and everything was right with the world. Everyone thought we were together and then hit on us if they found out we weren't. Being with her made me better; a better person, a better man, just better.
Best of luck sweetie.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:10:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:20:34 (#)
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I totally understand your sentiment here. I revel in the opportunity to make a woman feel special. I get as much a kick out of it as she does knowing that something I said or did or some quality about me was able to put that smile on her face.
"so what do you do when ya want the stamina of a 20 yr old guy but the charm of a 30+ yr old guy? cuz christ i'm between a rock and a hard place trying to decide which one i can live without the longest"
You can come see me, though maybe not, my life is kind of fucked up right now. I could sure use a friend with benefits though.
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yeah i read your divorce post, you and i are in the same boat, only thing i can say is i guess i'm glad i held out on getting pregnant cuz no one's getting dragged through this except me. so cheers to the fucked up life, i know exactly how half your situation feels. i definitely recommend the fwbs, they at least provide a fun distraction for a little while. more fun than the other options anyway. if it makes ya feel better, i'd probably jump ya :D
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:42:29 EST (#)
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w00t perfect menz
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:20:34 EST (#)
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I totally understand your sentiment here. I revel in the opportunity to make a woman feel special. I get as much a kick out of it as she does knowing that something I said or did or some quality about me was able to put that smile on her face.
"so what do you do when ya want the stamina of a 20 yr old guy but the charm of a 30+ yr old guy? cuz christ i'm between a rock and a hard place trying to decide which one i can live without the longest"
You can come see me, though maybe not, my life is kind of fucked up right now. I could sure use a friend with benefits though.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:51:43 EST (#)
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Tiger, I love you. I know EXACTLY what you mean.
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And wtf, Method:
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 03:49:53 (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:50:18 (#)
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METHOD PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS SO I CAN SAFELY TELL YOU ALL THAT HE TOUCHES DOG PEE PEES
HEY BITCH I SAW THAT AND IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME "
.... I still love you, but what the craptastical hell?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:48:55 EST (#)
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Ah, ok. You had me worried for a second there.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:46:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:32:39 (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:15:12 (#)
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I'm accepting applications for woman that want to be treated the right way...
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What?!?!?!? What happened to your new chick?
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things are up in the air. You know how this new relationships work.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:33:18 EST (#)
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nice
"Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:01:27 (#)
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I have mixed feelings about this, because I've been struggling with the concept that I should be happy in and of myself, separate from a man. I noticed that, say, when I go out - I'm happier and I feel like the evening went better if I got attention from a boy. It shouldn't be that way."
there's a difference between having natural reactions to positive attention, and being dependent on them. confusing the two won't do you any good. it's only normal to feel better about yourself when you feel as if a guy has noted you as being exceptional(i.e. standing out from the crowd) in some way. it's the same with men. there's really no larger ego-boost, simply because of the way our bodies our constructed. you can be happy with/by yourself, but no matter how happy you are as such, attention like that will always add to it a little bit. not because it's a greater sort of happiness, but because it's just a different type that gets tacked on. it's similar to if you were feeling great, but were also very hungry -eating won't make you happy, you're already that in the situation, but it does add to it.
oh and nice to see you're alive
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:32:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:15:12 (#)
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I'm accepting applications for woman that want to be treated the right way...
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What?!?!?!? What happened to your new chick?
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:24:24 EST (#)
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I really really liked this.
I'm sorry my initial reaction your feelings for "Eli" were skeptical. But you have to careful with your heart and to whom you entrust it. Your feelings seem genuine and I wish you the best of luck.
I totally agree with you about "love spell." i sometimes use the "strawberries and champagne" line for lotions and moisturizers. Vicky's is THE BEST!!! :)
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:18:30 EST (#)
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Aw.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:03:03 EST (#)
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Yeah I can relate.
I dont know what it is about a ball gag and a strap on that makes me feel like a man.
What?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:01:27 EST (#)
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I have mixed feelings about this, because I've been struggling with the concept that I should be happy in and of myself, separate from a man. I noticed that, say, when I go out - I'm happier and I feel like the evening went better if I got attention from a boy. It shouldn't be that way.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:50:08 EST (#)
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i meant to do +1 in the other, but i had more brain issues...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:49:29 EST (#)
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i liked circe's comment about boobs getting in the way of pool shots. god i wish i had em, the only things that get in my way are the drunk guys' nuts behind me and the wall when i don't have a short stick. so what do you do when ya want the stamina of a 20 yr old guy but the charm of a 30+ yr old guy? cuz christ i'm between a rock and a hard place trying to decide which one i can live without the longest. and come on tiger ya know you do like giving a guy a stiffie. you know you do like it at your age when guys throw themselves at you when they're looking to get laid. that's a compliment too.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:02:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:51:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-16 08:55:31 (#)
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Feelings of bitterness and betrayal (am I spelling that right?). I imagine that a lot of men get into the situation that the object of their affection gets into this glittery state, starts getting hit on a lot and then, somewhat inevitably, ends up screwing some other bloke
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Cynicism, +2 there Berty. You'd have thought she'd be flattered, but not necessarily have her head turned. After all, she is *massively* in love with this guy. If it were so flighting, you'd think it would perhaps not have the same level of effect?
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It's hard for us menfolk to truly comprehend this kind of situation but I must ask you to have a crack. Imagine tommorow you fall in love and she accepts your love. Imagine that the following day you get together with your mates and go to a nightclub. Imagine that you all have a bit to drink. Imagine that for the entire duration of the night that you are apart from your female companion, women are literally hurling themselves at you. Imagine that women are approaching you at the bar and actually begging for your cock.
Just imagine for a moment.
It's easy to see how some people might be less than totally faithful in that situation.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:15:12 EST (#)
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I'm accepting applications for woman that want to be treated the right way...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:00:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-16 08:55:31 EST (#)
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Feelings of bitterness and betrayal (am I spelling that right?). I imagine that a lot of men get into the situation that the object of their affection gets into this glittery state, starts getting hit on a lot and then, somewhat inevitably, ends up screwing some other bloke
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Cynicism, +2 there Berty. You'd have thought she'd be flattered, but not necessarily have her head turned. After all, she is *massively* in love with this guy. If it were so flighting, you'd think it would perhaps not have the same level of effect?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-11-16 08:46:09 EST (#)
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You're pretty
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 08:31:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-16 08:10:25 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:36:52 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
FEEL MY WRATH
Anyway, I thought that people jumped all over this because they missed the point. Women can relate to this (we all know how that special someone can put a sparkle in our eyes), and men should get a little ego boost from reading this piece. It's a huge compliment to them. Why people were nasty is beyond me.
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Oh, I agree. But I'm surprised that anyone is...uh, surprised by the relatively minor backlash. Really, this post has a strong rating, and only a few people said anything derisive. I think there are a lot of bitter people on Uber, and a lot of itchy trigger fingers.
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Lucy hit the nail on the head. I am just feeling good. Eli does put that sparkle in my eye and that spring in my step. I don't really care if people get nasty. Real men out there like a ahumblefool know the feeling that I am talking about. He gets it. Feeling good about yourself is an awesome feeling. And what's wrong with feeling good?
Now as far as why my posts get most heated, well, I am clueless. I can assure you that I don't sit awake at night and think about this shit. I'm out with Eli.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-16 08:10:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:36:52 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
FEEL MY WRATH
Anyway, I thought that people jumped all over this because they missed the point. Women can relate to this (we all know how that special someone can put a sparkle in our eyes), and men should get a little ego boost from reading this piece. It's a huge compliment to them. Why people were nasty is beyond me.
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Oh, I agree. But I'm surprised that anyone is...uh, surprised by the relatively minor backlash. Really, this post has a strong rating, and only a few people said anything derisive. I think there are a lot of bitter people on Uber, and a lot of itchy trigger fingers.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:04:35 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
FEEL MY WRATH
Anyway, I thought that people jumped all over this because they missed the point. Women can relate to this (we all know how that special someone can put a sparkle in our eyes), and men should get a little ego boost from reading this piece. It's a huge compliment to them. Why people were nasty is beyond me.
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Feelings of bitterness and betrayel (am I spelling that right?). I imagine that a lot of men get into the situation that the object of their affection gets into this glittery state, starts getting hit on a lot and then, somewhat inevitably, ends up screwing some other bloke.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:36:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:26:23 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:24:34 (#)
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Shake the haters off. Most of them probably haven't kissed anyone outside of their cousin.
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As an aside, anyone else notice that Pentamater has been on a vengeful rampage lately? Don't go to the dark side, Penty. There is still good in you, I CAN SENSE IT
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
FEEL MY WRATH
Anyway, I thought that people jumped all over this because they missed the point. Women can relate to this (we all know how that special someone can put a sparkle in our eyes), and men should get a little ego boost from reading this piece. It's a huge compliment to them. Why people were nasty is beyond me.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-16 05:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was meh.
That said, it seems this guy has you really wound up. (Don't try to deny it!!) Women all react the same way when they are infatuated with a man; they find a way to work his name into conversations, they have an endless enthusiasm and radiate a weird happiness. It appears that's how you feel from the way you've written this.
Infatuation and love are different things, granted, but mark my words. My money is on you falling in love with him all over again.
(Of course, I could also be reading too much into a post you wrote out of boredom.)
Fingers crossed it works out for you Tiger.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-16 05:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm, I get the same effect from cross dressing and crack but I dont then have to have Lenny Kravitz or Allanis Morreset in my record collection.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 03:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:50:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
METHOD PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS SO I CAN SAFELY TELL YOU ALL THAT HE TOUCHES DOG PEE PEES
HEY BITCH I SAW THAT AND IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-16 03:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, you're high on yourself. "that's just not the case"- of course it's the case.
And you know it. You're high on yourself. But you know what? nobody cares about your smile lit up the room shit. We manage without your and your kind's smile. You are the kind that's only really good at heartbraking. Like some sort of reappearance of a primitive custom, you mentally wear around your neck a necklace that contains all the hearts you've broken. We know this. You're wide open. So don't accept any sympathy here.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-16 02:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If I saw a chick like the one in the picture, I'd run the other way.
All grainy and shit.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-16 02:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eli is when you kung-fu someone
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 01:43:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:55:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
EVERY ONE OF YOUR FUCKING POSTS MAKES MOST HEATED.
THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!
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It's ze tits!
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-11-16 01:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just sticking up for us ugly people. We hate you, one day we will overthrow your Kingdom of Brittany. Ugly people are a force to be reckoned with. BEGIN YOUR RECKONING.
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2005-11-16 01:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As the guiys werwe talking the other night, talking about the woman in the world they would most like to fornicate with, SFC. Nices simply replied "I go to bed every night dreaming of her, and wake up every morning beside her. My wife." Hell of guy.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait..... so does that mean we can't bone?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:31:52 EST (#)
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This is a sweet little post, by the way.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:26:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:24:34 (#)
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Shake the haters off. Most of them probably haven't kissed anyone outside of their cousin.
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As an aside, anyone else notice that Pentamater has been on a vengeful rampage lately? Don't go to the dark side, Penty. There is still good in you, I CAN SENSE IT
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EVERY ONE OF YOUR FUCKING POSTS MAKES MOST HEATED.
THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
METHOD PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS SO I CAN SAFELY TELL YOU ALL THAT HE TOUCHES DOG PEE PEES
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, I love the way my wifes eyes shine when she recieves a compliment from me. It brightens my day to see her feel good about herself. We went to a piano bar for our 18th anniversary, married 13 but together 18, and a gentleman asked her to dance. She lit up like a Christams tree. It really is pure joy to see someone that you care about feel good about who they are.
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wow. Now THAT'S a man!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-15 19:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a cute story miss lilly and so very true.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-15 19:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you're smiling, pretty lady.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-15 19:16:31 EST (#)
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Meanwhile, Eli is high-fiving his friends over the fact he's close to banging his ex again.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-15 19:04:05 EST (#)
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Oh, I forgot! +2s make us happy!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-15 19:03:48 EST (#)
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So you wrote all this and spent all this time arguing with people because you just had to tell us all that compliments make women feel good.
God that's fucking deep.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:16:14 EST (#)
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I'm happy for you. It's a wonderful world to have such possibilities in it.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So to sum up:
when men stroke your ego, your ego feels good.
Groundbreaking.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 17:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this ANOTHER Shlongy tribute post?
If it ain't, it sure could be.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-11-15 17:36:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:26:22 (#)
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Tiger, I love the way my wifes eyes shine when she recieves a compliment from me. It brightens my day to see her feel good about herself. We went to a piano bar for our 18th anniversary, married 13 but together 18, and a gentleman asked her to dance. She lit up like a Christams tree. It really is pure joy to see someone that you care about feel good about who they are.
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Yeah, well....my girlfriend swallows! Ha! Beat that!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-15 17:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of black stockings and wearing sexy high heals for a night out on the town"""
i couldn't read any further.
the blood from my brain suddenly rushed to my UNCUT penis and made me faint.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-11-15 17:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
could be worse, you could've gone to the bar with schlongy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-15 17:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eli's theme song
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitave as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anoder
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:47:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:38:43 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:31:11 (#)
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I LIKE NIPPLES
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God, you're such a guy about things.
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At the time, I thought it'd be funny to hear someone yell that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:41:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:32:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
Eli is an Amish blacksmith's name.
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Ok that just made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ack, I love lime sherbert! Send some via the postal service in a mini-freezer, por favor!
I hope it doesn't freeze too much in the mail, that's probably the worst thing that could happen.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-15 16:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eli is an Amish blacksmith's name.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:31:10 (#)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:15:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your confidence comes from the ability to poop strawberry ice cream, I think.
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Tobes, didn't I tell you not to tell anyone about that trick?!? Damn you.
And this week its lemon-lime sherbet.
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I am not a fan of lemon lime anything and I dislike sherbert immensley.
Call me later when you do vanilla bean or strawberry cream cheese flavor. ok?
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:31:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I LIKE NIPPLES
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God, you're such a guy about things.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like you're in love. What's keeping you from rekindling this relationship?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LIKE NIPPLES
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:15:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your confidence comes from the ability to poop strawberry ice cream, I think.
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Tobes, didn't I tell you not to tell anyone about that trick?!? Damn you.
And this week its lemon-lime sherbet.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:24:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
TODAY IS A YELLING DAY
IT STEMS FROM SITTING IN TRAFFIC DRIVING TO AND FROM WORK EVERY DAY
THIS IS HOW I RELEASE STRESS
ITS BETTER THAN SLITTING HOOKERS THROATS, METHINKS
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IF KILLING HOOKERS ISN'T WORKING, TRY THE HOMELESS. IF THE HOMELESS AREN'T WORKING, TRY SOMETHING ELSE.....BUT try it quietly.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TODAY IS A YELLING DAY
IT STEMS FROM SITTING IN TRAFFIC DRIVING TO AND FROM WORK EVERY DAY
THIS IS HOW I RELEASE STRESS
ITS BETTER THAN SLITTING HOOKERS THROATS, METHINKS
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yea, I love bleeding out of an orifice every month. But I know what you mean about being with the right person and how it can completely change how you feel about yourself. Of course, there are other people that make you feel like crap and insecure, but that's a whole different story. Carry on.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:47:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
ELI IS A HORSES NAME
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Meth, WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!?!?!
Your confidence comes from the ability to poop strawberry ice cream, I think.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never thought of it like that. Thanks!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lately I've been wondering if the great sex I was having caused stronger feelings or was it the strong feelings that allowed us to have great sex. Either way, I like great sex and confident, sexy woman.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rayray...you cut off the all-important second half of that line: "...it didn't really do much for me in the Snatch Procurement department."
Or maybe I AM a woman after all.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:42:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course, it's not something about YOU! They are just jealous, quiet and malnourished!
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Well I certainly hope they're not malnourished. Maybe I should send them some frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving or something. That should help with the hunger pains.
Wildcat..It's ok. And I appreciate your honesty.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And EXACTLY why people dislike me. I guess I should be the quiet little waif that sits in a corner drowning my sorrows in my beer. God forbid a girl feel good about herself without looking like a 'high on herself snot' which I am most definitely not.
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I'm sorry, but how is someone not high on herself when she seems to think that there is something wrong with a person who dislikes her?
Of course, it's not something about YOU! They are just jealous, quiet and malnourished!
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know. I've read this several times and there just isn't anything I like about. It's killing me. I want to like, I read it like it needs to be enjoyed but yet I find nothing. To me, it's like one of those emails that gets sent around about how women shower and how men shower. You know, she wraps up in a towel, he opens his towel and shakes his dick. It's a little campy to me.
Damnit, I'm not going to read this again although I've clicked on it 5 times and read it all the way through.
Damn you woman.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I like simple pleasures like, butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth."
I am glad you are happy. I could give you a compliment...i think you may know what it is.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sigh.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on the good night. Hope all goes well with that. And stuff.
My birthday bash was better though. Who would have thought that urinating of the 4th story balcony
of some random bar in Indianapolis could get you in trouble with the police? What kind of world is this? It wasn't like I pissed ON someone. It was into an alley. Either way, that PO-lice man couldn't catch my drunk ass.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:04:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried being with the right man for a while, and found that, while my confidence went up and I felt good about myself,
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See? It's possible I'm only seeing pieces of you, the sensitive, feminine side of you O.
I have a short attention span.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:01:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
t's funny how I basically compliment men in general for being able to make us happy and I get slammed for it. Interesting."""
I read the reviews and nowhere I saw someone slam you. Unless you feel this way because not everybody's kissing your ass. Which would demonstrate a huge lack of confidence on your part.
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Ok well maybe 'slammed' wasn't the best word to use there Caul. All I was trying to say is that you men can make us feel amazing without sex, without gifts but just by simple compliments. Now as far as who kisses my ass and who doesn't I could care less. It is the people in the real that I care about. The people who I've come to know and love.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried being with the right man for a while, and found that, while my confidence went up and I felt good about myself, it didn't really do much for me in the Snatch Procurement department.
Then I realized that maybe hanging out with another dude all the time wasn't the best thing for me. Particularly when we went to clubs that he chose, like "Wet Merman," or "Thrust."
So then I started hanging out with the right woman, and everything since has been graaaaaavy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very sweet.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
t's funny how I basically compliment men in general for being able to make us happy and I get slammed for it. Interesting."""
I read the reviews and nowhere I saw someone slam you. Unless you feel this way because not everybody's kissing your ass. Which would demonstrate a huge lack of confidence on your part.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-15 14:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eli is an apostle's name?
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:52:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:34:13 (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:26:22 (#)
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Tiger, I love the way my wifes eyes shine when she recieves a compliment from me.
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Ahh, see a true gentleman. And a true gentleman can turn us inside out. Your wife is a lucky lady.
It's funny how I basically compliment men in general for being able to make us happy and I get slammed for it. Interesting.
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Tiger, you will find that as men get older, we become more complimentary. Young men are interested in sex, well so are older men, but we older men know that the sure way to keep a women happy and satisfied is not through gifts, but words. True, heartfelt comments. A true, "You look beautiful today," will lift a womens confidence ten fold. (And truly make her a dynamo in the bedroom for her man.)
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"But when I walked into the crowed bar with him by my side I felt as though all eyes were on us."
Perhaps that's because you're such a beautiful young woman and you walked in with Eli, who looks like the ugly stick broke on his face one day.
Seriously though, we all have our own opinions of what's hot and you've seen me with plenty of what's not.
Eli is a Giant's name.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:49:28 (#)
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I don't know if getting a bunch of zeroes is getting slammed. I understand you're in love and all that nonsense, but this was silly.
Perhaps your so-called "compliment" would be visible if this whole post wasn't about your feelings and how you look. It's a wonder women get anything done of importance.
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First off I am not 'in love' and second this post wasn't about my feelings but more about how someone can make another person feel good. Is that wrong?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"It's funny how I basically compliment men in general for being able to make us happy and I get slammed for it. Interesting."
I don't know if getting a bunch of zeroes is getting slammed. I understand you're in love and all that nonsense, but this was silly.
Perhaps your so-called "compliment" would be visible if this whole post wasn't about your feelings and how you look. It's a wonder women get anything done of importance.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"These are only a few things that I love about being a woman."
The best being a big hot fresh load shot intermittenly all over your face and mouth, am I right?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eli is a football players name.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ELI IS A HORSES NAME
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:45:48 EST (#)
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"And EXACTLY why people dislike me. I guess I should be the quiet little waif that sits in a corner drowning my sorrows in my beer. God forbid a girl feel good about herself without looking like a 'high on herself snot' which I am most definitely not."
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I'm sure those are the people that lack self confidence themselves. A lot of time jealously or envy is expressed as disdain.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My experience in being a woman has been odd, to say the least.
Submitted by Youphoric (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for VS Love Spell. That scent is intoxicating.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:39:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh... I think I'm in love with the woman who has confidence in herself. That's EXACTLY what makes you so attractive - in text and on film.
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And EXACTLY why people dislike me. I guess I should be the quiet little waif that sits in a corner drowning my sorrows in my beer. God forbid a girl feel good about herself without looking like a 'high on herself snot' which I am most definitely not.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:40:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh... I think I'm in love with the woman who has confidence in herself. That's EXACTLY what makes you so attractive - in text and on film.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true, I've seen it!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I look pretty good in fishnets black stockings.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:34:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, I love the way my wifes eyes shine when she recieves a compliment from me.
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Ahh, see a true gentleman. And a true gentleman can turn us inside out. Your wife is a lucky lady.
It's funny how I basically compliment men in general for being able to make us happy and I get slammed for it. Interesting.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are many things that I love about being a woman. The feeling of sliding on a pair of black stockings and wearing sexy high heels for a night out on the town
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What the hell does that have to do with being a woman? Nobody can take away my fuck-me pumps and sheer stockings sliding over freshly shaved legs...
I mean, uh... that must be a unique feeling. Not that I'm interested in experiencing it myself.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to say 3 things at this point.
1.) Love Spell is, hands down, the sexiest smell in the entire universe. And I would know, you see, the first woman I ever had sex with wore it, and now every time a lady walks by me that is wearing it, I have to find the closest flower pot and janx in it. Just a little quirk about me.
2.) You will still never be able to unzip, pull your wang out, and take a leak.
3.) HAHAHAH @ thespook. Eli will have to collect those sometime!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:26:34 EST (#)
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good for you Tiger.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, I love the way my wifes eyes shine when she recieves a compliment from me. It brightens my day to see her feel good about herself. We went to a piano bar for our 18th anniversary, married 13 but together 18, and a gentleman asked her to dance. She lit up like a Christams tree. It really is pure joy to see someone that you care about feel good about who they are.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shake the haters off. Most of them probably haven't kissed anyone outside of their cousin.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I sure hope Eli asks for his balls back when this is over.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:21:47 (#)
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Confidence. hmmmm...
it must be nice to live in your fantasy world.
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Yes. My fantasy world kicks all sorts of ass. I like living in it thank you.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:21:47 EST (#)
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Confidence. hmmmm...
it must be nice to live in your fantasy world.
MEN LIKE PUSSY. PERIOD.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like Strawberries and Champagne lotion. My lady wears it all the time. I think that men appreciate some things that women appreciate more than they do for the sake of contrast to themselves.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
true!
i like dream angels heavenly lotion from VS
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the way my boobs get in the way of my pool shots and the week I spend cramping once a month.
And perfume.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does it always have to be about that? HUH? I write what I am feeling and what is on my mind. Jesus.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:16:55 EST (#)
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ok.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just come out and say it already. I read the damn post and we all know that what you love about being a woman is being offered penis. Just say it already. You love the penis and it shows. HAHAHA
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-15 13:14:40 EST (#)
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"oh, i'm walking down
the street and i
just had sex
and the chicks can tell,
the chicks can tell"