Don't be "that guy". (72073 hits)
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Submitted by <drink_ddt.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-24 13:47:57 EDT
Last week, I quit drinking. So it wasn't surprising that I was fucking trashed by 8pm this Friday.
It's a 24/7 sausage fest at the DMZ. No girls. Just assholes. You'd love it Murphy. And we'd love you! What??
So anyway we get pretty bored, and every weekend we try to find new and innovative ways to entertain ourselves. Throw together a few bottles of liquor, a few cases of beer, and a group of guys who never get laid, and "easily amused" doesn't even begin to describe the situation.
At the end of every self mutilating session of drinking and huffing household cleaning products, we always nominate someone who was "that guy". You know, the guy no one likes. The guy who got trashed, made himself look like an asshole, and pretty much annoyed everyone in the room. I myself have been "that guy" on several occasions, and I was "that guy" again this Friday.
I did some stupid shit on Friday, punched some people in the face, humped a few guys' legs, and showed several people my cock. I was "that guy". No big deal, there's a new "guy" every weekend.
But then came Saturday, and I met THAT GUY. This guy gave new meaning to the title of "that guy". First he was just annoying--getting loud, inserting himself into everyone's conversations, and saying some real dumb shit. These things happen. But then he starting picking fights with people, and bragging about what a great drinker he is. Nobody liked this guy. So we got him, and we got him good.
All night this asshole kept saying something along the lines of "I'm infantry. Infantry men don't puke--I can drink forever." Sure. Little did he know, he was about to drink some DDT. Well, no.
Actually, he drank human urine, which is just as bad. Four times. Here's how:
We called him out. We bet him he'd puke. But we didn't really care, we had other plans. So we kept handing him beers, saying "GO DUDE, SLAM IT!" It was classic gayness, we all looked like dorks. It was like a retarded frat party. I expected the "prom makeover" girl to walk through the door with a sixer in one hand and a pack of condoms in the other. No such luck.
But while we egged him on, several guys on the sidelines were pissing in half-full beer bottles. The Asshole slammed a beer, then got handed a bottle of piss, which he also slammed. He drank three piss beers. But this wasn't enough, so we made a community brew--a bottle with a little bit of everyone's piss in it. He drank it like a champ.
Then, all time stopped. Everyone was silent. In slow motion, this guy errupted like a volcano. Have you seen The Exorcist? He puked so much, it was scary. I thought *I* was sick he puked so much. This asshole came to our party, talked shit, started fights, drank our piss, puked, and stumbled out. What a night for this winner. That's what he get's for being "that guy".
Please, don't be that guy.
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:16:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by suaslide (user info) at 2007-10-05 06:57:53 EDT (#)
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ok so weird......i know a guy named..well we call him durphy....hes the human hand grenade......loves singing little mermaid when drunk has a hello kitty myspace. is in the army in louisiana....hes from idaho...and this line "It's a 24/7 sausage fest at the DMZ. No girls. Just assholes. You'd love it Murphy. And we'd love you! What??" reminded me of him and they do call him murphy......same guy maybe?
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-08 07:04:47 EDT (#)
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Haha! You complete bastard! Great story.
This makes me wonder how many times I've been given piss beer... hmm..
For more urinary fun, try pissing directly into someones mouth, it's a whole heap of fun!!
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-03 23:36:39 EDT (#)
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I always feel like that guy....
whine.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-09-06 04:09:12 EDT (#)
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I have shown my cock to the public, screaming "I'M THE CANDY MAN!"
Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-16 05:34:13 EDT (#)
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Absolutely gross, but so funny.
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-11 22:04:25 EDT (#)
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That guy has decided to award you a +1. So here you go.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:29:53 EDT (#)
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I haven't rated this post yet? Christ!
Submitted by Hexavier (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:10:35 EST (#)
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Nasty but he deserved that!
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-09-18 03:53:25 EDT (#)
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fuck "that guy"
but then again, any self respecting booze hound had been that guy. of course we have ot been that guy to that extent
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-17 06:02:22 EDT (#)
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Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? But I had a tummy ache. I looked like an arsehole??
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:17:25 EDT (#)
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I'm tired of being the parent! I wanna be that guy!
Actually, I take that back. I wanna be that OTHER guy.
The one not still awake at 5 am.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:52:51 EDT (#)
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1.39 on 142 reviews
good job fucking that up willy
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:39:29 EST (#)
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1.41 on 141 reviews
Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed so hard I spilled my beer and had to refill it with my own urine.
*Thinks to self:
"What the hell? What kind of lame-ass review is that? Not even original. Go fuc
Submitted by guygar (user info) at 2004-09-30 19:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Anyone who disputes this guy's claim can eat shit. It can happen. Drunk people can't taste shit.
I made a girl beer bong two cans of my piss mixed with a can of Busch at a rugby party.
Gross...Busch.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-22 18:03:19 EDT (#)
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*GULP* Ahhhhhhhh! (puts down bottle of own piss)
I don't get it...what's so bad about that?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:55:33 EDT (#)
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i have a friend who gets wasted and pisses in a cup and drinks it. for fun. what a sick bastard.
thats my next post...
Submitted by Uptown_Alexa (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:49:52 EDT (#)
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What's DDT?
Submitted by nctrnl <dholmes76.at.msn.com> at 2004-08-16 13:58:26 EDT (#)
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That story was a total crock of shit! That never happened. I don't care how drunk you are, anyone can still tell the difference between a cold beer and a warm bottle of piss.
Submitted by ghengisjim (user info) at 2004-08-14 15:24:20 EDT (#)
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I think you are a low-life if that actually happened.
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-08 00:29:56 EDT (#)
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HA HA Bottoms up!
Submitted by CampJim176 (user info) at 2004-07-21 00:55:32 EDT (#)
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I AM "THAT GUY"!!
if you said that in the right way, "THAT GUY" could sound like a cool new super hero...:-D
piss and smegma are YUMMY
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-12 14:51:29 EDT (#)
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Only 4000 + hits before this overtakes "I HATE STUPID PEOPLE."
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-09 13:04:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Arla (user info) at 2004-05-30 23:57:54 EDT (#)
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ewwwwww
Submitted by Rungler (user info) at 2004-05-24 15:51:02 EDT (#)
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Oh, that fuckin guy...
he's everywhere.
Submitted by Irazy (user info) at 2004-05-24 12:51:17 EDT (#)
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Yeh, Chugging liqour is bad also
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-17 22:05:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sirius at 2004-05-14 13:51:50 EDT (#)
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you get a +2 just for being at the DMZ
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-05-11 17:01:34 EDT (#)
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bad ass, man. i love a good drinking story.
Submitted by datguyff (user info) at 2004-05-11 01:34:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by OfficinSkeelz (user info) at 2004-05-10 23:17:24 EDT (#)
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You know what's funny about this whole story is that every weekend I tell myself "I won't be that guy, I won't be a drunk asshole" but I wind up doing it anyway. Fuck it.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-05-08 14:23:50 EDT (#)
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meh i always puke its fucking gay
Submitted by 52kgs (user info) at 2004-05-07 02:02:26 EDT (#)
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LOLOLOLOL....Sadistic Fool... +2 For you, Devil.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-02 16:07:58 EDT (#)
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Gellieman's off!
Submitted by Kichigai (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:16:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:56:21 EDT (#)
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You know what is it with guys and piss? Like every guy I know thinks it would be the funniest thing ever to make someone drink piss...
Not saying it's not funny... cause I laughed. A lot.
But I don't know any girls who would actually DO that... Maybe it's just cause we can't piss into a beer bottle without getting it all over ourselves...
Submitted by woplover (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:41:31 EDT (#)
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I have been "that girl."
Submitted by lenny (user info) at 2004-04-14 13:27:19 EDT (#)
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My main occasion of being that guy that comes to mind is at a friends 21st birthday he had a BBQ and i drank a bottle and a half of bacardi and broke seven plastic garden chairs - embarrassing +2
Submitted by socialdropout (user info) at 2004-04-14 01:26:03 EDT (#)
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I dont know about being 'that Guy', but ive been 'That Girl' for the past seven months now....
Urine can kill you, you know. its full of acid
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-04-05 20:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey ASSJACK?......CNN NEWS FLASH......WOLF Blitzer ...live feed.."testing testing one , two three...cynabus....cynabus....on in four , three two"....."YOU'RE STILL "THAT GUY" asshole........and probably will be for life."..... You need to be double bitch slapped.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-03 23:39:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foamy at 2004-03-27 23:43:09 EST (#)
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Loggins don't be that guy!
BATTLETOADS SUCK!
Submitted by Captain Foamy at 2004-03-27 23:41:22 EST (#)
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Kenny Loggans still has Sega Genesis! Hes terrible at it! HE can't beat the third the stage on battle toads! He has been losing to the final boss on the second stage for 12 years! Thats why his songs suck! He gets no air play cause all his songs are about battletoads now!
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-03 20:21:18 EST (#)
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I had (that guy) living in the apartment below me for a couple years. One day I had some friends over for a BBQ that got a little rowdy after a few drinks. At the time I was dating a women that was 25 but looked a lot younger. At about 2:00 AM ( That Guy ) came upstairs totally shit faced like he was EVERY night about that time and started knocking on my door. We had already started to settle down and kick back a little just telling jokes, BS'ing, and whatever else was interesting. When I answered the door this idiot starts rambling about " What was I doing up here with that 13 yr old girl" ( pointing at the girl I was dating that was 25 ) Of course I couldnt resist saying some really rank things that we were doing to her just to get him going. After about 2 seconds we got bored with that and escorted him down the stairs to his apartment and told his wife we wouldnt call the cops as long as she keep him downstairs.
About 10 mins later the guy was downstairs yelling at us, rambling the same BS as before. So we decide to have a little more fun with him. We made some water ballons that were 1/2 water 1/2 piss and chucked about 5 or 6 of them at him before his wife came out to see what happened. When she came out she started yelling at him to go in the house and that we were going to call the cops on him. She also asked him if he pissed his pants or something, that he smelled like piss. All of us tried like hell NOT to bust up at that point thinking that she would put 2 and 2 together and figure out that it wasn't just water we were throwing at him.
Anyway to make a long story short the cops eventually came out and told him to stay in his house or go to jail and this moron was trying to be their best friend the whole time they were there. As soon as the cops started to walk back to their car, they told him one more time that if he came out of his house anymore they would arrest him. Of course this idiot said Ohh Okkkk no problem and walked out to shake the cops hands. He was cuffed and taken away. We started busting up, finished our drinks and everybody went home laughing.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-03-02 22:41:35 EST (#)
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I wondered why this got so many hits. Now I know. Fucking priceless!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-02 22:29:51 EST (#)
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In the aims of getting some of the crap off the recently reviewed page, I'm gonna put this on there.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-24 17:37:09 EST (#)
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we recently had another huge party here, and had "that guy". anyone who wants to see the pictures of what happened to "that guy", email me. you'll laugh so hard you cry. or maybe not. maybe it was one of those "you had to be there" things, but i laughed so hard i cried.
Submitted by baCaRdi (user info) at 2004-02-24 17:29:00 EST (#)
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thas sick!
but +2 cuz it was funny az hell!
Submitted by Dickweed (user info) at 2004-01-02 20:55:56 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by defender0417 (user info) at 2004-01-01 16:23:07 EST (#)
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I think bort is "that guy" for this weekend.
Submitted by bort (user info) at 2004-01-01 15:48:51 EST (#)
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what a rip-off
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106894835820722961
and
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106894993427047145
Submitted by FR33d0M (user info) at 2004-01-01 15:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn, that was mean...
But,hell, it was funny...
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2003-12-29 21:10:35 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/21705
Submitted by Aims5005 (user info) at 2003-12-27 01:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God, i hate that guy...
Submitted by Slopster53 (user info) at 2003-12-18 14:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for being a bastard.
+4 for doing it with style.
Submitted by Court (user info) at 2003-11-25 11:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That was pretty funny. I had a friend do that to some dipshit at a high school party about 5-6 years ago. This guy was annoying and obnoxious, and definitely "that guy." He was younger too. Bottom line, he chugged a beer bottle full of my buddie's urine and said "this tastes like piss" after he put most of it down his throat. My friend just said "that's because it is piss" in front of half the party and everyone laughed while the kid keeled over throwing up for the next ten minutes.
Personally I think people are dumb enough by default. When you put beer in the mix everyone is a fucking moron, just some more than others. More than others is "that guy."
Peace,
Court
Submitted by MirrorManMereMan (user info) at 2003-11-22 18:40:31 EST (#)
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OK I'll bite...and jump on the "somewhat-related-post" bandwagon.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069539379232012918
Hit me, weasels!
Submitted by maiorano84 <maiorano84.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-17 20:43:40 EST (#)
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Very nice. I dunno what everybody's talking about with 100 proof drinks. Try some 151 baby! Here's my story: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1069050069275219402
Submitted by corquando (user info) at 2003-11-01 16:35:02 EST (#)
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Universally relevant.
I was that guy after waking up naked w/ the hosts wife after he'd downed the quaalude-laden tequila shot.
Real invisible after that for about 6 mos.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2003-10-29 07:53:20 EST (#)
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Fuck the Infantry! Fuck the Army! All the Army do when they drink is brag and do dumb shit! The Navy drinks more than any service, and is still actually social and upstanding when they do it! This guy got what he deserved! Well done on this post mate!
Badass.
Submitted by watson (user info) at 2003-10-28 19:02:26 EST (#)
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One of the funnier party stories i've heard.
The real question though is whether his head turned all the way around.
Submitted by MeggieEll (user info) at 2003-10-22 15:31:46 EDT (#)
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EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHeeHeeHeeHee! This is something my friends and i do often. No, we're never "that guy". (But being donned "that chick" or even the ever popular "beer slut" may sometimes be applicable.) I've come to accept it as the Curse of the Irish Alky.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-10-17 15:43:35 EDT (#)
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Very excellent story!
I had an annoying neighbour growing up... one time he was over and left about 1/4 of a 1-L Dr. Pepper laying around, so my brother and I pissed a little in it. Doing that alone was funny enough to make us shit our pants. The best part wasn't when the guy actually came back later and drank it, but when he called us on it. Here is the conversation:
"What the hell... did you guys put something in my drink? It tastes different..."
[laughter]
"Yeah, you busted us.. what do you think it is?"
"heh.. it kinda tastes like orange juice"
"shit! nice call, you got it on the first guess."
"Heh. Cool."
And then he finished drinking it. We almost puked.
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-10-13 06:38:12 EDT (#)
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I have a "Don't be that guy story"
I play rugby, and in order to play rugby well, you have to handle your beer. So all this week, this kid has been talking about how he is such a heavy drinker. So I keep nodding on, encouraging this bullshit. So we get in a van ride to go up to N.C. for a tourny. He has maybe 5 beers. Thats 3 glass bottles, and maybe 2 cans of beer. And starts going off on how he is about to puke. AFTER FIVE BEERS! My god man. Well, its a van ride. Its a 13 hour van ride, no way in hell I"m stopping. I was driving. So he whips open the side door and starts to vomit outside the van. I can't imagine what it looks like to other cars, but heres what it looked like to me. A kid is half out the door being held in by a seat belt, doing the whole projectivile vomit thing, getting all over the side of the van, I mean all over. And since he was sitting in the middle row, the back row got a splatter effect from the puke being sucked back in. The rest of the van ride, we made the kid feel like shit.
So he comes up with this great excuse of how he can't drink out of bottles, but he can drink out of cups. So we go to a social saturday night. 50 kegs. Thats right, 50 FREE kegs. He has 5 beers, granted, he does chug them one after another, but needless to say he pukes again. The first puker of the night. If that wasn't bad enough, he pukes again later that night after chugging another 6 or 7 beers from a cup. He wasn't that guy just for a day. He was that guy for an entire weekend. After that, we wouldn't let him drink. And all the other teams recognized who he is, and made fun of him. So it wasn't just us picking on him, it was the other rugby teams.
Me? I drank enough to be on the verge of passing out. Then I collapsed in the hotel in a corner curled up in a ball. A successfull night.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-08 03:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My heart began palpitating there for a while.
Wow.
-Tom
Submitted by pattern (user info) at 2003-10-03 09:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't trip on that sizzling comparison to a common idea of not personifying the one person who just bugs. I, have not been that gey. No, no, I am the dork who says a lot of fake stuff at first then stays quiet the rest of the night even after drinks. They think I'm bored because I am, don't you just HATE hanging out with a bunch of dumb fucks who think a great time is drinking 'til your head inflates... n gets all over everyones kronik. It's a damn shame. A damn shame. Well, this site is getting boring now too, fuck you all
Submitted by BryantJ (user info) at 2003-09-03 22:21:05 EDT (#)
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Thank you for inspiring me to do wonderfully horrible things to my "friends"
Submitted by Brad at 2003-08-28 00:11:19 EDT (#)
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Who hasn't been that guy? However the only time i tend to be "that guy" is when i host a keggar. It is at my house, if i puke it is no big deal. If you attend a party at someone elses place, respect it by being somewhat responsible.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-25 09:06:02 EDT (#)
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Lets not quote Maddox on my threads, mmkay?
Submitted by sultanofsizzle at 2003-08-24 19:04:40 EDT (#)
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that was amazing, the phrase "that guy" reminds me of something i read on maddox.xmission.com :
He's like that kid in everyone's child hood that never got invited to go anywhere but came along anyway, and when he did, he ate all your french fries and farted all the time -Maddox
amazing
Submitted by sultanofsizzle at 2003-08-24 19:02:47 EDT (#)
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That was amazing, the phrase "that guy" reminded me of this quote from maddox.xmission.com
He's like that kid in everyone's child hood that never got invited to go anywhere
but came along anyway, and when he did, he ate all your french fries and farted all the time -Maddox
amazing
Submitted by abunt182 (user info) at 2003-08-19 15:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yea been there. i wasn't necesarily annoying everyone, but i was the puke queen of the night...15 times baby! beat that! (100 proof peppermint schnopss...eewwwww)
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-08-17 01:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny. Clever. Horrifying. Exactly what the doctor orderd. Well deserving of the +2.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-15 18:07:57 EDT (#)
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I know the Playboy club. Ammo bowls. Suzette. The Playboy Club.
Submitted by dingo (user info) at 2003-08-15 15:31:31 EDT (#)
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Get thee to Osan ASAP. Golden Gate, Batman, Playboy etc. You hear me barking DDT?
Submitted by mike (user info) at 2003-08-07 00:38:00 EDT (#)
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My brother did that once, I shall pass on the tradition.
Submitted by Derek <www.explodingfists.com/derek> at 2003-08-06 23:50:11 EDT (#)
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You really are the worst person ever. drunk or sober. you should really look into suicide as an option.
Submitted by Not_Unless_Its_Shaven (user info) at 2003-08-04 10:15:26 EDT (#)
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Classic.
Submitted by Sherp <asromzek.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-08-03 22:54:09 EDT (#)
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A fifth of 100 proof peppermint schnapps in one night = "that guy"
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:38:14 EDT (#)
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+10
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:38:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:38:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:38:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:37:57 EDT (#)
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Didn't know I hadn't rated this yet.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, that wasn't actually so bad.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2003-07-20 21:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent story, that was some funny ass shit. You gotta hate 'that guy' even when it's you.
Submitted by Creepo8 (user info) at 2003-07-19 20:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh shit. i have definately been "that guy", but i'm a girl, anyway,
definately feel this one, but i have to say, that was really evil.
did he ever know he drank pee?
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2003-07-17 12:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as hell, we've all been there, but I'm glad to say I've never drank piss. And I dont think I've ever been 'that guy' to that extent.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-15 22:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your friend drank piss on purpose? What a fucking moron.
I'm not impressed either. . .
Submitted by carmex9 (user info) at 2003-07-15 11:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hey man I've got a friend who drank urine on purpose so i'm just not all that impressed, aren't we all that guy when we're drunk?
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-06-29 21:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this still cracks me up! well done again
Submitted by ruuuuuu <chapondumal.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-06-26 22:59:42 EDT (#)
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gave me a boner
Submitted by fahad <--> at 2003-06-18 13:08:26 EDT (#)
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brilliant!
Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-06-13 23:22:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-13 09:51:06 EDT (#)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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<BREATH WHEEZE>
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That shit was fucking hilarious... First read and I nearly pissed my pants...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-13 09:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's going because it's well-written and funny as shit.
Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-06-12 11:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how is this crappy post still going?!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-11 10:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this again and laughed just as hard.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-05-29 01:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
michaelahunt - if you can cut down on the Christianity, marry me?
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-05-28 07:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was never 'That guy' But I was twice 'That girl' The girl who stripped in front of her two female friends,Gave an opinion on every conversation on every subject, even on the war in afganistan to the hazards of eating scented soap. The one who bagged the shit out of the slut in the corner of the room. She seemed to agree with me, I thought she would defend her self. I even bagged out the one eyebrowed Jew her couldn't stop chatting about how Jews were the best race and how his IQ is above 150. I came out of that era, being a virgin, and becoming a christian, But man I have a head full of bad memories at 18 years of age, waking up from from that night with a hangover and having a degree in law, which I hadn't had before I was sober. I can't even remember passing the bar.
Submitted by eryka_voss (user info) at 2003-05-27 21:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105407273064985739
Submitted by eryka_voss (user info) at 2003-05-27 21:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105407273064985739
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-27 19:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to go there. You just proved yourself to be a loser by plugging your own post into a most often viewed post in order to gain more hits...
Submitted by eryka_voss (user info) at 2003-05-27 19:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
as long as you see this girl! http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105407273064985739
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-05-27 19:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's funny is that still in my opinion while Drink has gotten "better" he is still one of "those guys".
I wouldn't be surprised if this happened to Drink himself with a slight edit to the details.
-2 for fucking with my story for no good reason
-Turtle
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-05-27 18:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have my share of "that" guy in my college career. dam it sucks when you were 'that' guy the next morning.. awesome post
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-27 17:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-05-27 17:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Face down in the gutter, won't admit defeat, though his clothes are soiled and black. He's a big strong man with a childs mind, don't ya take his booze away. OI OI OI!!!
Submitted by Yes at 2003-05-27 17:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
arrr, yess, me harties, good tale... good yarn, whos next?
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-27 13:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
***Bitch slaps Istaros for doing that on purpose, then realizes that since this message is on BoredatWork, it would've happened sooner or later...***
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-05-27 09:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doh!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-05-27 08:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff. Just be sure not to be quite as big an asshole next time around or you may be the one drinking the piss.
Submitted by Istaros <archon_templar.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-05-27 03:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*slips on banana peel*
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-05-27 03:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff. we all have thought the same thing, at last somebody put it into words.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-05-27 02:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The monotony of Ubersite starts to take effect..
Not sure how long I can go without slipping up..
Hope someone does it before me.
Feel like I'm writing a Haiku.
+2
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-05-27 02:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How long before someone fucks up the +2's?
Won't be long now...
Good rating.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-05-27 01:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is now the best ever post on Ubersite (Ratings wise)
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-05-27 00:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have given this a +2 even without the homoerotic subtext.
Drink, I don't think Murph is ever going to cup your balls.
Good times.
Submitted by Dogmatic (user info) at 2003-05-26 21:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw a perfect 2 with enough reviews to make me think...and I was wondering how uncool it would be to post a 0. So I decided I might, and then I read it.
How much you want to bet the first one under +2 will be a mistake...
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-05-26 18:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone ever told you that urinating on an open wound is good? Or was I just that guy?
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-26 18:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After my advice, this is now on Bored at Work! Good Job, DDT. You've gone from hated to loved.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-26 18:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating this again because I keep on looking at it for some odd reason...
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-05-25 18:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice post
Submitted by WorkSucks at 2003-05-25 16:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate it when you wake up the next morning and realize you where "that guy."
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-25 12:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be put on Bored at work.
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-05-25 11:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-25 08:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAH
Just like Juan at our parties
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-25 01:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here, even more 2's
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-25 01:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here, even more 2's
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-25 01:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here, even more 2's
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-25 01:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here, even more 2's
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-24 21:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as you all already know, Juan is our "that guy." i won't be the asshole and mess up the straight 2's for drinky drink. it was good stuff, but i normally would have gave it a +1.
Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-05-24 20:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2003-05-24 19:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, very funny, good times indeed. But i think you're just jealous as infantry are so much harder. But then again, we are talking about the American infantry here, so i don't think there's anything you'd be jealous of. Still very funny.
"I was That guy about a month ago, pissed, puked, and shit myself on top of being a major asshole. yae i fuckin shit my pants cause i was puking so hard, anyone got a problem with that?"
Hahaha, so you can't handle your alc then you shit your pants like a toddler and you act like a tough guy. +1000 for that!
Submitted by ItsAlwaysSeven (user info) at 2003-05-24 19:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, ive beeen "that guy" before too....
Man that brings me back to 2 weeks ago...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-24 19:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My buddy Tony did that to a girl one time at a bar. He pissed in the mug, then topped it off with a little beer to give it that foamy effect. She pounded it. Classic.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-24 17:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-24 17:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Straight 2's.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-05-24 16:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I especially like the "Business & Financial" category.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-05-24 16:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-05-24 16:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-05-24 16:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im oddly aroused by this story..
PLUS TWO.
-BerZ
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-05-24 15:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ew
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-24 15:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post it Mick! Or else...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-05-24 15:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-05-24 14:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I did some stupid shit on Friday, punched some people in the face, humped a few guys' legs, and showed several people my cock. I was "that guy". No big deal, there's a new "guy" every weekend."
The sublime song, What Happened? came to mind as soon as I read that.
I was That guy about a month ago, pissed, puked, and shit myself on top of being a major asshole. yae i fuckin shit my pants cause i was puking so hard, anyone got a problem with that?
Anywho, my wife, in an effort to try and embarrass me and hoping it may reabilitate me (good fucking luck honey) snapped a photo of me passed out on the bathroom floor. If i receive enough of a challenge ill post it. ahhhh, you guys aint gonna be interested in it, you probably have tons of your own shitty ass drunk pictures. MickGinny.
btw, good post
Submitted by God <God.at.HeavensGate.rel> at 2003-05-24 14:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We pulled that prank on Michael at the Holy New Year's Eve Revival back in -'88. That's what he gets for saying he can down more than His Holiness Himself.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-24 14:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm rating again for reference to our dear whore *cough*, friend, Kate...
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-05-24 14:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki, I assure you 70% of the compound is sober and combat ready at all times.
Not that it matters, we're a speed bump.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-05-24 14:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading this makes me feel SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER about the whole Korea issue.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-05-24 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The look on his face was unchanged--he was so drunk he had no idea. This story is 100% true.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-05-24 13:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did the look on his face match the look on the police officer on Dumb and Dumber?
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-24 13:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most definately one of your best posts drink - EVER...