omgwtf rape kristens pregnant on 9/11 & methods alter is the father (977 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.56 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Leroy Brown himself (View user info) at 2005-11-15 18:33:14 EST
http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/foreigners/foreigners5.html
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
still putting out shit posts I see
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:39:58 EST (#)
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Leroy hates god.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:29:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:14:27 EST (#)
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I wouldn't call 503 hits "a lot of people", Johnny.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:06:41 EST (#)
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Alot of people are reading my post and failing to -2 me, don't be shy children.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:23:04 EST (#)
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Congratulations, you copied and pasted.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-11-16 04:43:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-16 01:18:16 EST (#)
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+2 for the phrase "Kristen's pregnant on 9/11".
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-15 21:14:40 EST (#)
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The link is interesting, but link posts (such as this one) suck.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had forgot about this...it's pretty funny. The german one is hilarious.
http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/foreigners/foreigners.html
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:47:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:20:33 (#)
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I thought you retired from Uber, Barney?
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:02:02 (#)
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Turns out that was a lie
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+1 for lying.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Foriegners around the world
RUSSIANS
Racial Characteristics:
Brutish, dumpy, boorish lard-bags in cardboard double-breasted suits. Lickspittle slaveys to the maniacal schemes of their blood-lusting Red overlords. They make bicycles out of cement and can be sent to Siberia for listening to the wrong radio station. Their Communist party cuts the dicks off of high school boys to get women athletes, and shoots losing chess champions in the kneecaps. They shine their shoes with shit and spread Shinola on their wheat fields.
Good Points:
They aren't allowed to leave their country.
Proper Forms of Address:
Redski, Russki, Commie scum, stinking Red slime, puke-gutted Bolshevik assholesucker.
AUSTRALIANS
Racial Characteristics:
Violently loud alcoholic roughnecks whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car. The national sport is breaking furniture and the average daily consumption of beer in Sydney is ten and three quarters Imperial gallons for children under the age of nine. "Making a Shambles" is required study in the primary schools and all Australians are bilingual, speaking both English and Sheep. Possibly as a result of their country's being upside down, the local dialect has over 400 terms for vomit. These include "technicolor yawn" "talking to the toilet," "round-trip meal ticket," and "singing lunch." It is illegal to employ the aboriginal inhabitants as anything but toilets, and some of the peculiar forms of native wildlife have up to nine assholes. The recent destruction of Darwin by a hurricane was actually a cover story for the regrettable coincidence of paydays on three separate sheep stations.