Giving Head (hey look at her shes original) (4924 hits)
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Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2005-11-16 06:41:01 EST
Reserecting the oldies: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37177
User Reviews
Submitted by fuckstick (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:47:39 EST (#)
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Duh! He's ghey!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:01:16 EST (#)
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Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that she appears to be about 12? And that she's IMing Michael Jackson?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-18 00:15:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:56:25 (#)
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she should practice by getting a job manually stimulating animals at the zoo
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YOU WOULD KNOW
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:00:13 EST (#)
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King of Pop,
That is just awesome that you're taking such an ignorant young woman under your wing. Why not share a personal anecdote with her? You know; one that will have absolutely no relevance to her situation (if it did, let's face it, she wouldn't comprehend what the King of Pop was trying to tell her,) but will make her feel better nonetheless.
Shamone and hang in there.
Submitted by Soyware (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:38:55 EST (#)
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Hell yes! MJ's back!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-17 06:02:02 EST (#)
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Bertram, you are scarring me.
Looking up old Uber users would be cool. Visiting Eric Rice in jail, Chris Evans' gravesite, Krautski Bundeslander's secret underground bunker, etc
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:41:01 EST (#)
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"Hey! Confused Female!"
"What the... my names Jessica you freak, who the fuck are you?"
"I'm Berty! I plus twoed your post. Come for a ride in my van! It'll be awesome!"
"Um, I've got to be getting home. Maybe some other-"
"I SAID WE CAN GO FOR A RIDE IN MY VVAN! GET IN THE FUCKING VAN GET IN THE FUCKING VAN NOW AND WE CAN GO AWAY AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER"
"Somebody help!" (starts running)
"I'M IN THE LAND OF THE FREE NOW BITCH! I CAN TAKE YOU WHENEVER I WANT, YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME. GIVE IN TO YOUR FEELINGS!" (drives van after retreating chubby)
"HAR HAR, I AM A CHUBBY CHASER NOW BITCH!"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:36:40 EST (#)
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I wonder if that girl did continue to enjoy sucking cock? I wonder what happened to her in the end?
If I was an American I'd cruise the country looking for people like this and doing 'where they are today' posts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:29:29 EST (#)
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My only fear would be scraping my throbbing bulb along her teeth, that'd kill the mood.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:28:09 EST (#)
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What'd be ace is if you could fuck a pussy and a mouth at the same time, I mean I love the idea of cumming in a birds mouth but nothing is better than the warm squisy cunt. I'm very athletic, I reckon I could do regular coitus and then pull out and stuff my junk in her gob to paint her tonsils with Berty's special sauce.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:26:09 EST (#)
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Why isn't there more stuff from female posters on here? I want titilation dammit!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-17 04:15:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:07:15 (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:03:13 (#)
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And have you forgiven me?
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The only reason I'm upset with you Michael is that my 6 year old 2nd cousin is really hurt that you are ignoring him now. He doesn't understand. He cries and cries all day about it.
He does have a point Michael. First you were always e-mailing him, talking with him on the phone, and inviting him out to the ranch, and then nothing.
That's all. I just think the kid needs some closure.
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I can't afford to get sued again! <weeps>
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-17 04:14:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:41:15 (#)
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What's with the filename?
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Google is your friend. All credit to Phinch on the original post
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-11-17 02:07:36 EST (#)
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el oh el michael.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:12:15 EST (#)
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thumb in the ass.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:23:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:43:59 EST (#)
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Wiggle dunk those purple bulldog cheeks.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:01:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:54:04 (#)
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Serious options would involve an electric heater or hairdryer to keep the member warm whilst she dribbles her cold saliva onto his pubes
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aw man.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:50:26 EST (#)
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Other options would involve a cattle prod to the prostate
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That would be my first suggestion
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:41:15 EST (#)
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What's with the filename?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:47:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:23:42 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:57:32 (#)
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no matter how many times someone says this, I still laugh like a retard :
"he fucked my brians out"
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I had a girl say that to me once. I think that by itself made me cum again. :::sigh:::
So yeah, was that Urbane or what?
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Fucked my Brians out?
Never heard a chick say that. Brains maybe.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:23:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:57:32 (#)
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no matter how many times someone says this, I still laugh like a retard :
"he fucked my brians out"
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I had a girl say that to me once. I think that by itself made me cum again. :::sigh:::
So yeah, was that Urbane or what?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:07:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:03:13 (#)
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And have you forgiven me?
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The only reason I'm upset with you Michael is that my 6 year old 2nd cousin is really hurt that you are ignoring him now. He doesn't understand. He cries and cries all day about it.
He does have a point Michael. First you were always e-mailing him, talking with him on the phone, and inviting him out to the ranch, and then nothing.
That's all. I just think the kid needs some closure.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:01:51 EST (#)
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Two words:
Try HARDER!
Or just bring a friend.... or both.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:40:21 EST (#)
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I'm confused.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:10:33 EST (#)
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Maybe he likes little boys
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:42:36 EST (#)
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Oh MJ, the IGNORANCE you have to deal with on a daily basis, you are a saint!
This is what you should do: Invite the girl to stay with you and become your new... sidekick. She could cut her hair really short and wear baggy clothes, you know, to protect her in the Bahraini sun. Being with you, she wouldn't have to worry about her boyfriend's ignorance!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:23:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:20:27 (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:03:13 (#)
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And have you forgiven me?
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What could the innocent king of pop possible need forgivness for?
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Tell that to my dad! He was always beating me! I must have done something wrong :<( <weeps>
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:54:48 EST (#)
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hahaha.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:40:09 EST (#)
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hahahahaha.... she's just that fucking bad.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:20:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:03:13 (#)
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And have you forgiven me?
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What could the innocent king of pop possible need forgivness for?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:03:13 EST (#)
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And have you forgiven me?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:56:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:55:18 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:41:43 (#)
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This is hysterical.
Berty--you disturb me a little. And that's a wonderful thing.
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Have you finally forgiven me?
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Long time ago
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:55:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:41:43 (#)
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This is hysterical.
Berty--you disturb me a little. And that's a wonderful thing.
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Have you finally forgiven me?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:48:12 EST (#)
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<naughty thoughts>
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:46:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:39:46 (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:33:44 (#)
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I, Michael Jackson, no nothing about seeking attention, people just automaticaly love me, shamone!
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I was refering to all the poor, vulnerable, children that you help every single day Mr. Jackson.
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<weeps> I, Michael Jackson, would help more of them, but I don't like France
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:41:43 EST (#)
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This is hysterical.
Berty--you disturb me a little. And that's a wonderful thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:39:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:33:44 (#)
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I, Michael Jackson, no nothing about seeking attention, people just automaticaly love me, shamone!
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I was refering to all the poor, vulnerable, children that you help every single day Mr. Jackson.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:33:44 EST (#)
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I, Michael Jackson, no nothing about seeking attention, people just automaticaly love me, shamone!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:32:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:17:55 (#)
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Her appearance had zero to do with it, who writes a post like that, let alone a first one?
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Somebody needy and searching for attention/acceptance as you well know.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:27:38 EST (#)
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I dub you Sir larious. Hi, larious. hilarious.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 11:17:55 EST (#)
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Her appearance had zero to do with it, who writes a post like that, let alone a first one?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:58:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:46:15 (#)
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this was hilarious! that girl is Nasty.
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Why? Because she wanted to give good head? Because she is fat?
Dan, I may have found you a bit of blonde haired, blue eyed fluff to suit your aryan tastes. She even shares your loathing of non-regular members of society.
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:56:43 EST (#)
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Amusing.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:51:24 EST (#)
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I'm not a facist!!
I'm just trying to be non-conformist.
By doing so, however, I have wedged myself into a more hated demographic than I could have ever imagined!
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:46:15 EST (#)
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this was hilarious! that girl is Nasty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:40:44 EST (#)
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She should try road head. Or sitting her boyfriend on the washing machine and sucking him off during the spin cycle.
Har Har
Simulated coitus and simulated road head.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:39:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:24:04 (#)
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I hate the whites!
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I don't care how anti establishment you try and make yourself, you're a body fascist.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:27:56 EST (#)
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She looks about 13 - bit old but still worthy of a fuck.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:24:04 EST (#)
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I hate the whites!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:23:50 EST (#)
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METHOD IS A RETARD! HE ADMITTED IT!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:23:26 EST (#)
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I agree Berty, all white people do look the same
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:21:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:17:33 (#)
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I swear to God that I went to college with that girl. I think her name was Katrina or something skanky like that...
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We probably all went to school with someone similar. Sometimes I wonder if there are only 15 or so people in the world and all the rest of us are just copies of them.
All you bloody white people look the same, that's your problem.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:20:24 EST (#)
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Oh Berty,
You dredge up memories that are painful, and sweet at the same time.
I wish I had some dark rum right now.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:17:33 EST (#)
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I swear to God that I went to college with that girl. I think her name was Katrina or something skanky like that...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:13:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:02:18 (#)
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I wouldn't mind taking her on as a "project chick". You know, the big ones with a pretty face that you put on trim spa, dress her up in nice clothes and next thing you know, you have a 10 staring you in the face!
Of course the bad part about that is, once she is hot, she probably won't want you anymore...at least that's what I've heard.
:(
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It's true. They all leave eventually.
:(
*drinks gin*
*morphs into 40 year old woman crying on a flight of stairs*
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:08:10 EST (#)
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Dammit, this post is devoid of Hidden101 :<(
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:03:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:50:09 (#)
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I liked it better when you were gone
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http://tinyurl.com/83ryz
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:02:18 EST (#)
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I wouldn't mind taking her on as a "project chick". You know, the big ones with a pretty face that you put on trim spa, dress her up in nice clothes and next thing you know, you have a 10 staring you in the face!
Of course the bad part about that is, once she is hot, she probably won't want you anymore...at least that's what I've heard.
:(
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-16 10:00:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:57:20 EST (#)
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Dan, one day you must overcome you're mental block with big women. Big arses are fun because you can slap them and dig your fingers into them. Bellies make lovely pillows. They don't shout at you when you bite their nipples. They are warm and slippery in bed.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:50:23 EST (#)
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What the hell is "numpty". Come on, you people suposedly invented the damn language?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:50:09 EST (#)
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I liked it better when you were gone
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:48:40 EST (#)
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It's true MJ, that she was numpty enough to use blue text on a blue background does mean that she should be raped by huge black men with the clap.
And I mean that. If I had giant black rapists at my command I would track her down and have her impaled.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:46:32 EST (#)
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Although I can't read shit... blue font on blue background is pretty 80's
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:45:50 EST (#)
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You must be FBI! Mad skillz!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:45:38 EST (#)
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She's not bad, she's got lovely skin and a very pretty breasts. She's got a very pretty face when it's captured from the right angle.
Frankly, if she went on a vigorous excersise programme she'd look amazing.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:38:00 EST (#)
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MJ,
It's her email addy!
That's what I went on.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:32:22 EST (#)
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Big, mean, bald, yes...Bastard, not from what i've been told.
Unless of course you know something that I don't.
Just join, it's free. If not, you must take my word that there is a weight limit on the ride that I call my peenar, and she far exceeds the maximum.
And if she's too big for me...well Berty, my friend, she's too big for anyone.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:32:09 EST (#)
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That is an amzing use of camera angles, but I don't think she's the same girl
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:29:33 EST (#)
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It keeps asking me to join but I'm not really a joiner.
I don't believe you. I think you're just a big, mean, bald, bastard.
Anyway, if she's been studying fellatio with that amount of vigour for a year then I'd doubt you'd care how fat she was/is/imagine her to be.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:21:13 EST (#)
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Her main pic is very...flattering?? Hides the fat well is what I am saying.
Click on the "View more pics" icon and prepare yourself to be smothered in lard!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:18:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:15:34 (#)
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Did you know that chick wasn't an alter??
But you know what she is?? Fucking fat as a walrus!
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A_D You've clearly never seen a walrus. That bird is not fat.
Besides, she's eager to please. Give the dead thing a break.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:17:26 EST (#)
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Berty, did you see how fat she is?
She'd sooner eat your penos than pleasure it!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:16:16 EST (#)
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Suck the cock in his sleep, why didn't I think of that sooner?
Or whilst on tape. Oh yes! A tape of her sucking his knob that he can watch whilst she sucks him off. OR EVEN BETTER THAN THAT! MUlTIPLE VDU'S SHOWING HER SUCKING HIM OFF FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES WHILST SHE SUCKS HIM OFF!
BERTY IS A GENIUS! ALL OF YOU OWE ME A PINT FOR BESTOWING THIS BLESSING UPON YOU ALL!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:15:34 EST (#)
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Did you know that chick wasn't an alter??
But you know what she is?? Fucking fat as a walrus!
http://www.myspace.com/layduh
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:14:15 EST (#)
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What about Lojope's original rape post?
Or Apollo's original rape post?
It might inspire Nath or me to write an exhillerating piece about FemDom.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 09:10:04 EST (#)
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I think someone has suggested getting her friends involved but what about getting HIS friends involced? Watching a woman being sodomised and penetrated whilst sucking his knob, not to mention the vibration caused by their pounding, might be the best thing he ever gets to feel.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 08:58:49 EST (#)
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Send me more classic posts
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:48:39 EST (#)
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Note to self: never receive fellatio from Berty.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:40:14 EST (#)
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I WAS just tired.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:33:51 EST (#)
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Ah yes , a good classic . And who better then MJ to do it ?
Nice
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:30:35 EST (#)
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http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/398-harrypottersbroomstick.htm
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/toys/B00005NEBW/custome/104-7908151-7115156
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:26:47 EST (#)
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Don't know.
They started making fake ads for the thing.
Little Susan loves her vibrating Harry Potter broomstick... so does her older sister.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:26:05 EST (#)
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He skull-fucked her?!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:25:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:22:31 (#)
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Hahahaha, remember that Harry Potter vibrating broom toy that they had to recall
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I don't actually. Did some little girl try to frig herself with it and cause an injury to her little poon?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:23:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:20:30 (#)
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You must be British Berty...
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What makes you say that?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:22:31 EST (#)
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Hahahaha, remember that Harry Potter vibrating broom toy that they had to recall
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:21:23 EST (#)
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Also if the problem is with erotic stimulation as opposed to sensory, simply having porn playing in the backround. Given your respective ages and the fact that you are probably wannabe pagans or similar, I would reccomend 'Harry Potter and the Golden Snatch'.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:20:30 EST (#)
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You must be British Berty...
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:20:21 EST (#)
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Nothing gets the juices flowing like stopping a wrinkly 3000 year old chinese midget from sacrificng a broad with green peepers to appease his gook god in order to secure flesh and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
worked for me at least.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:19:10 EST (#)
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Ok I've been thinking about this and I've figured it out, you need to slather the member in some kind of viscous matter. Possibly chocolate or fecal matter.
If you are blessed with a particularly heavy monthly flow you can give your lover a very pleasurable experience after penetration, although I personally find that coldness is again a factor.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:03:49 EST (#)
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Sorry, but I can't give you a rating for this.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 07:00:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:56:25 (#)
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she should practice by getting a job manually stimulating animals at the zoo
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I have a friend who does this. It's not as fun as it sounds apparently.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:57:53 EST (#)
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That's ignorant Georgie, think of the animals
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:57:32 EST (#)
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no matter how many times someone says this, I still laugh like a retard :
"he fucked my brians out"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:56:25 EST (#)
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she should practice by getting a job manually stimulating animals at the zoo
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:54:53 EST (#)
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You people are sick!
This poor girl needs your help
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:54:45 EST (#)
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haha, I remember her.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:54:04 EST (#)
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Serious options would involve an electric heater or hairdryer to keep the member warm whilst she dribbles her cold saliva onto his pubes.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:52:49 EST (#)
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Or roleplay. Have him beat her into submission and tie her up with her underwear. Then tell her, as part of the game, that if she doesn't suck him off and do a good job then he'll fuck her in the ass.
Then fuck her in the ass anyway.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:51:22 EST (#)
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Urbane? Is that you?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:51:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:44:17 (#)
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IN HIS PEE HOLE???? YOU SICKO!!!!
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It's the only way he'll learn: forced conditioning. Other options would involve a cattle prod to the prostate but we've got to be realistic about what she can swipe from the fast food restraunt she works at.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
did you forget to work the shaft? cup the balls?
be careful, you could lose style points over this.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IN HIS PEE HOLE???? YOU SICKO!!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If he won't cum then you put a straw in his muthafuckin' pee hole and you suck that jizz out for him!