It's Time For T.M.I = Too Much Information (5587 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-11-16 13:03:40 EST
Getting to know your Uber friend. I want to try something out here. Once a month I want to interview a different person from Uber for posts called T.M.I. or Too Much Information. I will ask questions, you will answer them and I will post your responses. Questions may vary during each interview and I would like this to work girl, boy, girl, boy. So ladies you're next.
If you're interested, please e-mail me at Patscheerlder.at.aol.com Also, please include a picture of yourself.
Thank you to Xcuses for volunteering for my first interview.
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:04:21 EST (#)
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catching up on these
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:47:47 EST (#)
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BRING YOUR LIGHTSABER!!!!!!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:47:27 EST (#)
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WE CHALLENGE U TO A DUEL!!!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:46:40 EST (#)
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WHAT IS LEFT 4 US NOW!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:45:50 EST (#)
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YOU ARE CHEATING YOUR WAY TO THE TOP OF THE INTARWEB!! YOU MUST B DESTROYED!!!!!!!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:03:02 EST (#)
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Tiger, stop fighting with everyone on the internet. Although it does cause for some comical reading. Matter of fact, carry on.....
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-19 22:37:13 EST (#)
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Dead_0Hi0_Sky cause this post is so much better http://www.ubersite.com/m/78675
You put a lot of effort and thought into that one tough guy didn't ya?
Like, ohmygod, like, all I want like, is to be popular.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-19 22:09:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-19 21:37:56 (#)
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this is how you make it to the top of Uber. create something like TMI, then get all the other assholes to fall for it.
at least some of us can still remember the good ol' days, when Uber wasn't a popularity contest.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-19 21:37:56 EST (#)
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this is how you make it to the top of Uber. create something like TMI, then get all the other assholes to fall for it.
at least some of us can still remember the good ol' days, when Uber wasn't a popularity contest.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:06:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:52:18 (#)
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Mucho potential in this.
I can also see your already fantastic polularity soar as people vi to be your next subject.
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People can vi? I love people that can double as text editors. Can they pico too? Or maybe ed? God, that's awesome.
I almost missed the original. He's not as pretty as the other one.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:52:18 EST (#)
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Mucho potential in this.
I can also see your already fantastic polularity soar as people vi to be your next subject.
My you are a smart one aren't you.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:25:09 EST (#)
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I like these.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-18 01:08:09 EST (#)
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Made my dick limp.
You bunch of jerk off artists.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-18 00:03:32 EST (#)
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ATHK ME THILLY DOOTH
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:02:02 EST (#)
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Oh! And add me to your myspace already!!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:39:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:48:06 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:31:38 (#)
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I thought this was kinda cool. I liked the honest responses. I think that should kinda be the point...to get a different, more candid, glimpse at the user.
Good series.
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You're on my list of people I would like to interview.
You and that red headed broad, Filthy.
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Heh, now THAT should be interesting. I'd be curious to see what questions you came up with for me, TL, and I think you know you'd get a fairly frank answer. If you want me to play: uberfilthy.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:42:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:54:41 (#)
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OMG DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME!
And I would also like to be interviewed for this series.
Excellent idea. I'll send mail later.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-11-17 08:07:23 EST (#)
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I like the idea. I just sent an email through to you
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-17 07:52:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:18:41 (#)
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Awww, Xcuses is a cutie.
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not my best picture but thanks
Thorpe- Do I look like a cunt?
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:16:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:03:28 (#)
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I'm continually surprised on Uber as to how immature these "grown-ups" are. If I saw Xcuses walking down the street, I'd assume he was a mature businessman thinking about mortgages and mergers, instead of being one of we immature cunts laughing at rabbits and rape.
I certainly wouldn't have the guts to call him a cunt.
Anonymity is a great leveller.
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I reckon that you just stop growing up once you hit about 20 odd. This is it really, this is your lot.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:03:28 EST (#)
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I'm continually surprised on Uber as to how immature these "grown-ups" are. If I saw Xcuses walking down the street, I'd assume he was a mature businessman thinking about mortgages and mergers, instead of being one of we immature cunts laughing at rabbits and rape.
I certainly wouldn't have the guts to call him a cunt.
Anonymity is a great leveller.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-17 04:55:53 EST (#)
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Wow, this interview was about as exciting as a grass growing contest.
Miss Lilly, I have a request. Spice it up a bit!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 04:34:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-17 03:34:12 (#)
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This idea's been tried before but executed far better.
And seriously - "What is the one thing that defines your entire life?" - What the fuck? The only people that can adequately sum up their existence through one action are stillborn foetuses and even then their answer would have to be 'die prematurely'
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BWUHAHAHA!
I'm a fan of Spam the man with no tan, the man who can, with a UN ban so he pees in a can after drinking black and tan, which is poured by his nan; landlady at the Khrishnan Khan Arms. Oh yeah!
Sorry, got a little carried away there.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-17 04:13:51 EST (#)
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I can't be bothered to read all the replies, my life is far to varied and interesting. Also I can't be late for work again...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-17 03:34:12 EST (#)
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This idea's been tried before but executed far better.
And seriously - "What is the one thing that defines your entire life?" - What the fuck? The only people that can adequately sum up their existence through one action are stillborn foetuses and even then their answer would have to be 'die prematurely'
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:30:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:54:41 (#)
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OMG DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME!
And I would also like to be interviewed for this series.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:18:41 EST (#)
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Awww, Xcuses is a cutie.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:06:18 EST (#)
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Patscheerlder.at.aol.com
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Yay for tilt-headed cheerleaders! Woo!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:12:42 EST (#)
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You get a lot of reviews.
This is a good idea.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:08:12 EST (#)
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holy shit dude how much did you pay for the chemical peel?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:07:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:18:42 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:04:02 (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:35:02 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:16:15 (#)
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A word about this discussion: One of the things I took away from the Weekend That Uber Posted Nothing is that this place is really more about social networking than anything else. I figured that Uber refusing to put up any text or pictures in submitted posts would, well, result in a lot fewer posts.
Wrong! In fact, I think there were MORE. I counted at one point...there were 220-ish posts put up in like, 30 hours or something like that. People were conversing with each other on reviews, and through the titles of their submissions, for god's sake.
As for whether or not these posters were people who wanted attention or people who wanted to be social, I think it was a little of both. But keep in mind, it's hard to be shocking and get attention by posting the same blank page everyone else can...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:54:11 EST (#)
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Hey Tiger girl....growl for me
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:35:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:16:40 (#)
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"Also, I will only be using people who provide me photos. It only makes the interview better."
Does this mean I'm out? I provided you with a photo, it just wasn't of me. I also provided you with a reason why.
Just curious.
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No. Not out. I'm doing things differently now.
I've written down names and put girls in one Tupperware container, guys in another. I've picked two already and for my next two I will be interviewing ETS and Pentameter. Actually I didn't pick at all, a friend did.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:16:40 EST (#)
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"Also, I will only be using people who provide me photos. It only makes the interview better."
Does this mean I'm out? I provided you with a photo, it just wasn't of me. I also provided you with a reason why.
Just curious.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:15:04 EST (#)
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I agree with Loren. ;)
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:01:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:10:16 (#)
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i want to know why he was debating putting his arm around his mom during the movie...
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T.M.I.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:58:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:35:34 (#)
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No Comment
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Wow...
I got nothing else witty to say.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:56:41 EST (#)
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I'm not photogenic, I swear.....err, bad lighting.....ummmmm fuck it
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:51:11 EST (#)
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Oh yeah, having my mug on there really helped
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:35:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:07:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:47:09 EST (#)
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Due to the overwhelming amount of e-mails I will be doing this weekly so that I can get everyone interviewed.
Oh and to the guy that wants to wash my hair, I guess if that is your 'thing'.
Also, I will only be using people who provide me photos. It only makes the interview better.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:35:46 EST (#)
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fantastic idea. better if it was weekly though.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:29:54 EST (#)
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Tigerlilly, you are a fucking genius. This is a fantastic idea.
I would suggest putting in some more questions though, and some that do a good job of eliciting interesting answers -- but it depends on the subject, I suppose.
I might be down for this, but it looks like your dance card is probably full for the next few months. You might want to consider making this a weekly thing instead of biweekly...
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:03:17 EST (#)
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Good idea Miss Lilly, count me in.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:01:27 EST (#)
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Chalk another up to Most Heated. This was a good idea though.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:18:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:45:22 (#)
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ETS I think I get it, Tiger and munkeypants are going to have sex right? And if I'm not interviewed I won't be shown the photos.
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Now you're starting to catch on.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:09:17 EST (#)
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You know, that was a pretty sweet idea. I have to handit to ya, Kate, impressed the hell outta me.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:54:45 EST (#)
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I wanna play. Only, I think the Q's and A's should definitely be racier.
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:45:03 EST (#)
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Very boring questions.
Even worse answers.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:06:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:57:33 EST (#)
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It's got POtential.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:49:56 EST (#)
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What Caul said but with less cynicism
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:47:25 EST (#)
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Honestly, Caul I see this place as my own private aquarium for viewing all sorts of human nature, both good and bad. I do like to TRY and give humanity the benefit of the doubt from time to time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:45:22 EST (#)
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ETS I think I get it, Tiger and munkeypants are going to have sex right? And if I'm not interviewed I won't be shown the photos.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:44:11 EST (#)
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MANICMOTHER, don't tell me you believe that this place is about "sharing"? Uber is appealing because it gives people the impression that others will listen to what they have to say, unlike in real life where everybody waits for his turn to speak. But that's a false impression since everybody here is either sucking for compliments or squashing is interlocutor (I think I fit in the latter :-)). Uber is all about ego. Here's who I think has the most spot-on description of it: http://www.ubersite.com/m/50332 Shit, have you ever seen how a crowd behaves at a funeral? Now tell me that complete strangers care about each others. You have way too much of faith in people baby.
I should be an anthropologist.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:43:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:18:28 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:59:04 (#)
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This was interesting but theres no way in hell I'd do a thing like that. It'd ruin the mystique.
Mystique? Who the fuck ARE you? Never heard of you.
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Exactly! That's mystique working right there.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:35:09 EST (#)
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Caul: I might be nit-picky, but that's just another way of saying I'm right. ;)
Berty: NO NO NO NO NO NO! Jesus! Do i have to spell everything out for you!? Munkeypants eats the Tigerbanana (that's an East African orangutan with stripes) and the information occurs when something comes along and slips on the peel slips the peel does slippage peels. Look, if you can't understand that, Berty, you won't be getting any goddamn bananas either!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:24:39 EST (#)
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This would've been better Space Ghost style.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:18:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:04:02 (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:35:02 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:16:15 (#)
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The people below who scream "do me" are the same people who hold livejournal accoutns - who think that their life is worthy of being exposed to the Internet public.
You're not special :-/
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The problem, Caul, is that everyone is special. That includes you, Mr. Anti-social. People WANT to be known because in a world of several billon we tend to have to carve out our own little niches where we can to be remembered. Some people believe children are the way to personal imortality. I believe it could be a lasting impression on a complete stranger that will make you remembered. There's nothing wrong with wanting to share a piece of yourself with the world, or in this case a tiny little corner of it where we see each other everyday and refute/agree with each other's opinions.
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You make a whole lot of sense, my dear. But I found out throughout my life that the people who thrive the most for recognition are often the most boring. Which is why many, but not all, people with banal lives have children to validate their pointless existence. Also, actions make people immortal, not words...much less words on the Internet.
I guess we're both right but we happen to have different approaches.
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Though it is true that actions speak volumes more than words, we are restricted here with this medium. Though many put on false fronts, after awhile you begin to see thru them to the person at the heart of it all. Revealing parts of ourselves to others we've never seen gives us more of a permance in their minds. Words on a screen are just that, but if you add personal information it coalesses into something entirely different. It makes opinions seem more reasonable, or at least being able to understand where they might be coming from due to the experiences in their lives. Some comments seem less inflamatory than before, others more so because you've seen tiny slices of the people behind them.
I see it as a Pinocchio Effect. In the beginning we are all wooden, we see each other's comments in the strictest of black and white terms. What is in front of you is all you get because you haven't had anything of depth to compare it with. But as time goes on and we learn more about each other we turn into REAL boys and girls, existing as more than just a jumble of letters put together in a visually appealing way.
There are those who do it strictly for the attention but from what I've seen here, the better part of the actual users just want to share their lives and their thoughts with more than just whomever is around them physically. I can't damn that, its a continuation of not only understanding others, but your own self as well.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:18:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:59:04 (#)
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This was interesting but theres no way in hell I'd do a thing like that. It'd ruin the mystique.
Mystique? Who the fuck ARE you? Never heard of you.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:15:04 EST (#)
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good idea.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:12:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:08:54 (#)
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EVERY FUCKING POST!
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Not a big fan I see
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:12:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:05:59 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:59:04 (#)
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This was interesting but theres no way in hell I'd do a thing like that. It'd ruin the mystique.
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It's called 'whetting the appetite', Berty. It's like when you give the monkeys one banana and let them fight over it, then hold a whole bunch of bananas up in front of them later, telling them you want information...or else, no more bananas.
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I'm not sure I follow.
Am I the monkey and TigerLilly is the bannana and this post is the information and my appetite is the thought of talking to a real live, pretty, good time girl?
Is Tiger the monkey and Uber is the information and I'm the banana and Tiger eats all my hair and but doesn't give meany personal uber goodness?
Is Uber the Monkeys and Tiger is the banana and everyone is fighting over Tiger and if I don't fight for Tiger then I'm left holding my own banana?
Little help?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:11:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:01:38 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:04:02 (#)
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actions make people immortal, not words...much less words on the Internet.
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Hmmmmm, really? Tell that to William Shakespeare.
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You know what I meant you nit-picking Kentuckyan.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:08:54 EST (#)
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EVERY FUCKING POST!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:05:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:59:04 (#)
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This was interesting but theres no way in hell I'd do a thing like that. It'd ruin the mystique.
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It's called 'whetting the appetite', Berty. It's like when you give the monkeys one banana and let them fight over it, then hold a whole bunch of bananas up in front of them later, telling them you want information...or else, no more bananas.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:01:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:04:02 (#)
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actions make people immortal, not words...much less words on the Internet.
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Hmmmmm, really? Tell that to William Shakespeare.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:00:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:54:10 (#)
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Divide up Uberers into male and female groups then randomly pick one from each.
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That's actually a good idea and random. I like it.
Peon..yes that is exactly what it means. I'll see you there.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:59:04 EST (#)
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This was interesting but theres no way in hell I'd do a thing like that. It'd ruin the mystique.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:57:04 EST (#)
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Just don't do Urbane. Please. Some things are better left unsaid.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:55:55 EST (#)
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I'll be the asshole who never writes back. Yeah.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:54:10 EST (#)
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Divide up Uberers into male and female groups then randomly pick one from each.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:52:58 EST (#)
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I shot you an email, but I'll say it here, too: I'll go under the gun if you want me.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:48:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:26:55 (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:22:11 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:22:55 (#)
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Yes..I'm going to do one girl and one guy per month.
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I've previously called dibs on TL's furburger.
<pulls out pocket knife>
BACK OFF BITCHES!
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Furburger!! You're too freaking funny Peon. When are we going to whoop it up together? And why
haven't you sent me any text messages lately?
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My friends kindly pointed out that I spend as much money on text messages a month as a whore with a steady crack habit. $80 buck and higher a month I was payin for blowing away my 500 messages a month limit.
I wouldn't have minded, but half of them were the standard "Where u @ Bitch?!?"
And that's just ENTIRELY too much money that could be better spent on booze.... you know, to keep the hot honeys bringing the sexy lap dances.
We will whoop (I hope thats code for lesbi-sex) it up at UberPoconos if you're still in.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:44:27 EST (#)
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I'd do him
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:37:09 EST (#)
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So apparently, Caul is too cool to be interviewed - I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR CRAFTY STRATEGY"""
hahaha, pretty funny. I didn't say it was too cool. I just don't get the point.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:36:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:35:31 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:22:55 (#)
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Yes..I'm going to do one girl and one guy per month.
Wow. You're considering cutting back, eh?
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Har har. Very funny, old man! ;)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:35:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:22:55 (#)
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Yes..I'm going to do one girl and one guy per month.
Wow. You're considering cutting back, eh?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:34:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:04:02 (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:35:02 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:16:15 (#)
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The people below who scream "do me" are the same people who hold livejournal accoutns - who think that their life is worthy of being exposed to the Internet public.
You're not special :-/
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The problem, Caul, is that everyone is special. That includes you, Mr. Anti-social. People WANT to be known because in a world of several billon we tend to have to carve out our own little niches where we can to be remembered. Some people believe children are the way to personal imortality. I believe it could be a lasting impression on a complete stranger that will make you remembered. There's nothing wrong with wanting to share a piece of yourself with the world, or in this case a tiny little corner of it where we see each other everyday and refute/agree with each other's opinions.
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You make a whole lot of sense, my dear. But I found out throughout my life that the people who thrive the most for recognition are often the most boring. Which is why many, but not all, people with banal lives have children to validate their pointless existence. Also, actions make people immortal, not words...much less words on the Internet.
I guess we're both right but we happen to have different approaches.
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So apparently, Caul is too cool to be interviewed - I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR CRAFTY STRATEGY
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:22:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes..I'm going to do one girl and one guy per month.
I sure hope you use protection. And take pictures.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:22:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes..I'm going to do one girl and one guy per month.
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I've previously called dibs on TL's furburger.
<pulls out pocket knife>
BACK OFF BITCHES!
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Furburger!! You're too freaking funny Peon. When are we going to whoop it up together? And why
haven't you sent me any text messages lately?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:22:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes..I'm going to do one girl and one guy per month.
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I've previously called dibs on TL's furburger.
<pulls out pocket knife>
BACK OFF BITCHES!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD, I WOULD FUCK HIM SOOOOO HARD
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Get in line sluggo
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CAUL- YOU'RE ON THE LIST TOO.....MMMMMM.....
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
caulaincourt, if i never had seen your camwhore i would have sworn you were a crochety old man :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD, I WOULD FUCK HIM SOOOOO HARD
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I stared at this reply for a while...scary.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD, I WOULD FUCK HIM SOOOOO HARD
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:35:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
The people below who scream "do me" are the same people who hold livejournal accoutns - who think that their life is worthy of being exposed to the Internet public.
You're not special :-/
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The problem, Caul, is that everyone is special. That includes you, Mr. Anti-social. People WANT to be known because in a world of several billon we tend to have to carve out our own little niches where we can to be remembered. Some people believe children are the way to personal imortality. I believe it could be a lasting impression on a complete stranger that will make you remembered. There's nothing wrong with wanting to share a piece of yourself with the world, or in this case a tiny little corner of it where we see each other everyday and refute/agree with each other's opinions.
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You make a whole lot of sense, my dear. But I found out throughout my life that the people who thrive the most for recognition are often the most boring. Which is why many, but not all, people with banal lives have children to validate their pointless existence. Also, actions make people immortal, not words...much less words on the Internet.
I guess we're both right but we happen to have different approaches.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what the fuck is a bee bee gun?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll wait for people to demand that I be interviewed.
Which means I'll be waiting for a while.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a good idea.
I also think you should interview one guy and one girl per week.
Spacing them farther apart than that could cause problems...
kinda like if your favorite sitcom was only aired once a month.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME!
And I would also like to be interviewed for this series.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
I look funny
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
The people below who scream "do me" are the same people who hold livejournal accoutns - who think that their life is worthy of being exposed to the Internet public.
You're not special :-/
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The problem, Caul, is that everyone is special. That includes you, Mr. Anti-social. People WANT to be known because in a world of several billon we tend to have to carve out our own little niches where we can to be remembered. Some people believe children are the way to personal imortality. I believe it could be a lasting impression on a complete stranger that will make you remembered. There's nothing wrong with wanting to share a piece of yourself with the world, or in this case a tiny little corner of it where we see each other everyday and refute/agree with each other's opinions.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:22:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes..I'm going to do one girl and one guy per month.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA..that sounded funny. But you know what I mean people.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA....XCuses looks like a young David Margulies, the actor that played the mayor in the Ghostbusters movies! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0546868/
This is a great idea...however, I will say that doing one a month will take you forever to get through all of the requests that you will receive. I think one a week would be a better frequency (if not daily, initially!).
Oh, and I want in. Look for an e-mail shortly, hunny bun. ;)
Love,
CaptainThorns
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes..I'm going to do one girl and one guy per month.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea miss Lilly, my only suggestion would be that you do multiple people at a time, otherwise this could get kind of teadious. It looks like you'll have enough people to do that. Maybe throw in some obscure questions as well to make it a bit more interesting.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Xcuses - wow, not what I expected. I thought you were a pissed off skater dude.
TigerLilly - I just dropped you an e-mail. I don't have a picture yet but if you photoshop a blond goatee on Average Dan, you pretty much have me.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:48:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:31:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was kinda cool. I liked the honest responses. I think that should kinda be the point...to get a different, more candid, glimpse at the user.
Good series.
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You're on my list of people I would like to interview.
You and that red headed broad, Filthy.
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You can interview me.
Filthy... now for that you'll have to journey into the depths of her underground lair...past the stacks of human spines and hordes of seething, hungry rats. Then you'll have to wade through murky, waist-deep water as you reach the low point of the cavern - the dark underbelly of the city. Then, you'd need to defeat the monstrous Grendel, who she keeps as a pet. If you survive these tribulations of beast and element, and can stand the piercing, immobile stare of her one shiny glass eye, I'm sure you could have your interview.
Or, if you didn't want to go through all that, you could just ask her. I'm sure she wouldn't mind. :P
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:06:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
good questions.
shitty answers (you still rock, xcuses. don't worry. but you should have been more original and flamboyant with your responses).
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Right, because you're so incredibly original yourself, huh.
I'm waiting for the next one, woman... I happen to know an Uber girl who has had quite the Laverne and Shirley life... could help with the apparently "boring" answers that people keep complaining about. I didn't think they were boring.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The people below who scream "do me" are the same people who hold livejournal accoutns - who think that their life is worthy of being exposed to the Internet public.
You're not special :-/
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cool idea.
I want to be interviewed.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting. Xcuses looks nothing like the burned out, 65-year old opium junkie I expected him to be. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
coool. do me!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a stud......opps
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
good idea. could have used better questions. and answers, for that matter. i like the idea, keep it up, do it frequently.
and do me soon
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do me, do me. I don't feel like e-mailing you, that's too much work.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:44:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, Dan, I asked because I saw that you wanted to be next.
I'm sure Mike00295 and I would have some great questions for TL to ask you...
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Yes Dan, just how long have you been the baldest bastard on _________.com? (insert any website Dan has ever been to here)
Where did your hair go? Was it stolen?
Ever consider a wig? Hairplugs?
ect.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a great ideer.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:31:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was kinda cool. I liked the honest responses. I think that should kinda be the point...to get a different, more candid, glimpse at the user.
Good series.
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You're on my list of people I would like to interview.
You and that red headed broad, Filthy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what is the one thing that defined you whole life?
what a stupid fucking question.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is cool.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, Dan, I asked because I saw that you wanted to be next.
I'm sure Mike00295 and I would have some great questions for TL to ask you...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA a fellow cuberat, huh? WELCOME TO THE COLLECTIVE XCUSES WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS HERE.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sheesh
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love the idea for these posts. good job tiger.
i would do it!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was kinda cool. I liked the honest responses. I think that should kinda be the point...to get a different, more candid, glimpse at the user.
Good series.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
always thinking you are...
expect an email...
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<moonwalks>
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have people submit questions that they want whoever's next on your list to answer.
You know, to pepper in with your hard-hitting interrogation.
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I could feel the sarcasm oozing off of this comment and I like it!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know I don't know what I'd of said for the shameful question, I read this about 10 mins ago and I still have no idea.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd consider doing this. You better be ready for your inbox to explode, though. A common thread I've noticed among the natives here is that they LOVE to talk about themselves.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a pretty cool idea.
If I send you a naked picture, does it still count as a picture?
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:16:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have went for a more "smartass" approach in your answers, X.
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...somehow I thought these were there smartass answers...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:16:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have went for a more "smartass" approach in your answers, X.
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yeah, I really wasn't prepared and admitedly gave shitty answers. The idea is good and should work going forward
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up. I'll have a go at it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have went for a more "smartass" approach in your answers, X.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have people submit questions that they want whoever's next on your list to answer.
You know, to pepper in with your hard-hitting interrogation.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I come across so boring....ugh!
Oh well, fuck it!
Thanks Tiger for being so gentle
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No no. I want feedback Shlongy that is all. You know I love you no matter what you rate me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't get me wrong here, toots...I LOVE the idea of this series.
I just needed some more sizzle from your first guest. And I didn't bring any "No-Doz" to work today.
Hey, I can't +2 every one of your posts...I'd look like an ass kisser. And we can't have that.
Savor this +1.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:06:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
good questions.
shitty answers (you still rock, xcuses. don't worry. but you should have been more original and flamboyant with your responses).
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I agree with the part about the questions but I disagree about the answers. I thought the answers were, you know, liek, "real" and stuff and I think that's what makes this a cool post.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm emailing you right now.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Interesting very ...zzzzzzzzz (fart).
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fantastic idea. although i want to know why he was debating put his arm around his mom during the movie...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn notebook and it's caps lock...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tHIS SERIES HAS A LOT OF PROMISE.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cut him some slack. This was the first interview and had nothing to go by. I thought
his answers were great.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good idea for a post.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz-inducing first guest.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
good questions.
shitty answers (you still rock, xcuses. don't worry. but you should have been more original and flamboyant with your responses).
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good. I like the idea.
I'm next bitches!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-16 13:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are not fucking wrong! Jesus christ.