Paparazzi and the Revenge of the Little Guy (587 hits)
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Submitted by GrayGhost (View user info) at 2005-11-16 16:44:25 EST
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/pariscrash.html
Who here has little/no sympathy for the princes, starlets, or faux-musicians who constantly complain about being hounded by the paparazzi? Does anyone else get the urge to grab them by their scrawny necks and tell them their are 299 million people who would happily trade places with them and get paid for having no useful skills?
I for one am endlessly happy to see Paris Hilton's life under a microscope. While I don't particularly relish studying her train wreck of a life, I'm happy to see her actually held accountable by SOMEONE, even if her family or the law won't do it. Their are a few celebrities who I honestly feel bad for though. Maybe I was successfully conned, but Michael Jordan seems like a nice guy and probably deserves some slack. But for every Tom Cruise, Tom Sizemore, Robert Downey Jr, Robert Blake, Tommy Lee, Cher, and any other self-absorbed weeping sore on humanity's rear end who's ever taken their life for granted who whines about their lack of privacy, I get this sick sense of satisfaction.
I think the Germans called that Shadenfraude.
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:03:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:14:18 EST (#)
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See i read this and yawned then scrolled down to see a huge picture of a toilet with some brown stain and thought "oh my god its a turd in a toilet dont scroll to the right" so i read the replies and thought id have a quick peek at the turd in the toilet but noooooooooo its a teddy bear leaning over the toilet and ya know what?
I have a nasel hair that is annoying the shit out of me today.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:41:43 EST (#)
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Does anyone else get the urge to grab them by their scrawny necks and tell them their are 299 million people who would happily trade places with them and get paid for having no useful skills?
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Well, there are also 299 million people who know the difference between "there," "their," and "they're," but you appear not to be one of them.
Seriously, I'd consider suicide.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:00:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:58:22 (#)
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man that was funny.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:59:17 EST (#)
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Scheudenfreude - the pleasure taken in another's misery. Like imagining you squirm as the -2s start clusterfucking you.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:58:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by GrayGhost (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:55:29 EST (#)
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Shit, sorry about the photo.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:49:38 EST (#)
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fortunately, I have 20/2 vision, so this picture works great for me
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:49:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:47:21 (#)
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HEY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?! YEAH YOU!?!? HEY, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE THE PICTURE BIGGER?!?! I CAN'T SEE THE EFFING THING AT ALL! IT'S ALL TINY AND FUZZY! I CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING OUT! THANKS BUDDY!
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He convinced me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:48:15 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:47:21 EST (#)
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HEY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?! YEAH YOU!?!? HEY, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE THE PICTURE BIGGER?!?! I CAN'T SEE THE EFFING THING AT ALL! IT'S ALL TINY AND FUZZY! I CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING OUT! THANKS BUDDY!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-16 16:47:18 EST (#)
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I believe the Germans call that schadenfreude.
They also have a term, perhaps you've heard of it?
OffenboffenshleissenguntRESIZEYOURGINORMOUSPHOTOASSHATenweiss.