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Shitfuck and The Cyst Master: A Totally NSFW Tale of Debauchery (NSFW) (2781 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.6 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2005-11-16 17:57:31 EST


This is a naked cartoon-strip tribute to my two favorite Uber site users: Shitfuck and The Cyst Master (myself).

Assuming the "twat face" is actually Shitfuck, we'll consider this his caricature.

Enjoy!

Shitfuck and The Cyst Master.JPG (721 kB)

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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post saved my life

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh the good old days...

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaahahhaahha

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want you to raise my children
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The French are masters of the Absurd.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I just re-found this accidentally.

Glorious.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love this shit

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Everytime I'm here I cry tears of love.


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-15 02:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahahahhahahahaahah

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-02-14 04:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I'm listening to Cannibal Corpse and I have a sneaking suspicion that you were too when making this.

Banga

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-19 11:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I can only give it a +1 because the cocks needed to be a bit bigger to attract me.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-19 11:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA, fuck dude, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not enough sex and death.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-17 08:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-17 08:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Every one of your posts gives me wood.

I love you.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-17 07:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

like beavis and butthead but with more über!!!!11 cracked me up. Buttt-cancer patients?

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-17 04:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The weed smoking pic cracked me up.

+2

Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely, lovely post!


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Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Best post EVAR

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Neato.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-16 22:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is so horribley wrong
and amazing


Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well, mmmmmmmmmmmm

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LilBastard (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+1 for the efforts on the graphics and another +1 for the one pic of the guys smoking a joint with his dick. That made me laugh for some reason.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my dear Lord. I think I just burned my corneas looking at this.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

See, I don't know how to rate it. It was gratuitous violence which didn't make me laugh - which would be a -2.
But I can see effort went in - so that would be +1 at least.

Shall settle for 0.
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i give you a +2 FOR gratuitous violence.
it made me laugh.


Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Needs more ghey aids.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

is it just me or does the Cyst Master look dead on Average_Dan?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

..................................the expressions on the guy's face were priceless.
As was most of this.

I feel dirty. And I likes it.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You fucked up here, Shitfuck has three nipples. Honestly ive seen them.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your best work yet. Better than anything Shitfuck has ever done anyway. Congrats!

Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



You have too much time on your hands freako.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You just made best of the week on Bored @ ETS: http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/media/hahahahahahaha.htm

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want you to raise my children

Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh My Goodness




I think I need to go pray right now...................................................oh man..............................that was soooooooooooooooooo hilariously wrong, I'm crying blood............

AUTO +2 DEAD BABIES

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

See, I don't know how to rate it. It was gratuitous violence which didn't make me laugh - which would be a -2.
But I can see effort went in - so that would be +1 at least.

Shall settle for 0.

Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH.


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Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.

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