Welsh man tells how he hacked off his own dick (1040 hits)
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Submitted by Leroy Brown himself (View user info) at 2005-11-16 20:07:07 EST
'I Had To Keep Snipping'
Updated: 13:01, Tuesday November 15, 2005
The rugby fan who cut off his own tackle after Wales beat England in the Six Nations has been talking about his moment of madness.
Geoffrey Huish, 31, used blunt wire cutters to do the gruesome deed in a bizarre celebration of his team's victory.
He even staggered to his social club to show off his handy work - and all while he was sober.
He said to The Sun that he told his friend he would do it if Wales won. "I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance."
Geoffrey, from Senghenydd in the Welsh Valleys, listened to the game on the radio by himself and popped to the bathroom afterwards, where he saw the wire cutters.
"I thought, 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that, have I?' Then I thought, 'You can do it'.
"So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a lot of pain - but I just kept going.
"The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping.
Doctors were unable to sew his essentials back on and Geoffrey spent several months in a psychiatric unit while experts tried to fathom his actions.
Geoffrey, who is still visiting a psychiatrist, said: "I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why.
"I'd had a lot going on and felt a bit down.
"I can't have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I'll adopt."
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-13463018,00.html?f=rss
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:36:15 EST (#)
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I watched a bit of Crocodile Dundee 2 last night and I realized who was Leroy Brown.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:48:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/61610
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:39:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:54:24 (#)
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Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:29:41 (#)
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good thing you can post news here.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:52:54 EST (#)
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Old news. How the hell is this an update?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:54:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:29:41 (#)
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good thing you can post news here.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:29:32 EST (#)
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Best post I've ever read.
I want to come all over your kids.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:16:11 EST (#)
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Ooooo! You can cut AND paste. You kick the ass!
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:29:41 EST (#)
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good thing you can post news here.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:29:12 EST (#)
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Thanks for the update, Rupert.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:16:56 EST (#)
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This is an old story but if a man could do that sober he must be a loon.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:34:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:45:43 (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:14:46 (#)
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You see that, Method you piece of shit?
I just -2 this guy deservedly, but he's man enough to know that I deserve nothing but + marks.
Method I -2 one time and he's been on my nuts ever since.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:06:20 EST (#)
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been there done that. it was really gross
because people don't know how fleshy it is
when you start picking away at it. It smells
worse then people think too. That is as it
is healing and scabbing over. Yeah. It smelt
purty bad folks. I did it beacuse I was bored.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:59:00 EST (#)
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"Leroy boy, is that you? I thought your post hangin' days were through"?
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:47:49 EST (#)
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>this was posted in the summer
This is an update block head.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:46:31 EST (#)
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this was posted in the summer
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:45:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:14:46 (#)
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You see that, Method you piece of shit?
I just -2 this guy deservedly, but he's man enough to know that I deserve nothing but + marks.
Method I -2 one time and he's been on my nuts ever since.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:31:52 EST (#)
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The Russian term is snipyercockov.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:19:14 EST (#)
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Cock off.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:17:56 EST (#)
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i guess this could be worse.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:15:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:12:18 (#)
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>I wonder how welsh sounds
Like a mixture of Russian & Italian.
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How vague
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:14:46 EST (#)
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Wait. Whoa. Even I am appalled.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:12:18 EST (#)
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>I wonder how welsh sounds
Like a mixture of Russian & Italian.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:11:08 EST (#)
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haha.
I wonder how welsh sounds
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:09:53 EST (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:09:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:07:42 EST (#)
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Darwin award +2