piece of shit (1286 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.41 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by bonnee (View user info) at 2005-11-16 23:51:14 EST
"Teacher!"
I didn't hear that. I know that voice, but I didn't hear that. I just won't look...maybe he will go away.
"Teacher!!"
Fuck! I fucking looked! He has a speech impediment and he is talking normal. He didn't say teacHER. He just said teacher. That means he is in trouble or he shit his pants. He better not have shit his pants. "Yes?"
"I went potty in my pants."
Son of a bitch. I can't fucking believe it. He shit his pants again. What the hell is wrong with this kid? How do you shit your pants? It doesn't happen on accident. You have to actively try to shit your pants.
I had to go find him clothes. I told him to wait for me in the bathroom and clean up. I know he knows how because he has already done this twice this year. When I come back with clean underwear I find him in the middle of the bathroom. He only has his shirt on. I see his pants, underwear, socks, and shoes in a pile. They are sitting right next to a big piece of shit. He left a piece of his shit on the floor!
I just look at him. I don't want to say anything because I know I will get fired if I do. I just hand him his clean clothes and a plastic bag. He knows what to do. When he comes back to class I can smell him. He didn't wipe his ass. I know he didn't. I don't tell him to go back and do it either. He needs to learn. It's his fault. He's the smelly kid now. He will learn.
Everyone hates the smelly kid. I fucking hate the smelly kid. He even left shitty pieces of toilet paper on the classroom floor. Piece of shit.
User Reviews
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-12 19:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave me out of it i wouldn't be a teacher for love nor money! It was very funny.Have a 'nice' day
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-12 19:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate the smelly kid.
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I don't know why, but that made me laugh like a goddamn fool.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-12 19:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 19:19:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
blimey
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-12 19:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blimey
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
holy shit that shit was shitting funny. shit.
no
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:58:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
My mom being a teacher, I've had the pleasant opportunity to hear her tell stories about the horrible little children of the Kindergarten classes, using the urinals as toilets, touching theirs and others' private parts, and such. They can be a troublesome lot, +2
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kinda reminds of the children here on Uber
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sure I've read this before. tardblog?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ah, the youth of the world. what a future we have in store.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-17 02:01:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
IT MUST BE TOUGH BEING ELECTROS TEACHER
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This was a 0 until this review had me laughing out loud.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The title of this post is sure appropriate.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If he is a mentally challenged kid, then shame on you and quit your job.
If he's a normal kid - WTF?! There are better ways of getting attention.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How does this have a postive rating? It has no entertaining content. Congrats, a kid shit himself. Whoopdiefuckingdoo.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-17 08:43:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have rubbed his nose in it and told him "No!".
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To offset the -2shits.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Take a dump on the little bastards desk. He'll learn eventualy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Better.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely this is a Health and Safety issue, maybe Child Protection?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eeew
is he retarded? or just smelly
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. I went and offended some of the smelly kids. It seems they never get over it.
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Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:28:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever.
Die.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:45:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you should pick up that piece of shit, and then eat it and die.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever.
Die.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How long have you been teaching high school?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-17 08:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have rubbed his nose in it and told him "No!".
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-17 07:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, you're mean. Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 06:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me very much of a tardblog entry - rita spod or something.
But you're right. No one likes the smelly kid. And you shouldn't have to put up with that.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-17 06:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B e a utiful. I liked this piece of shit. Wow what a piece of shit. Piece of shit.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-17 05:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-17 04:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like that working for the military. Who'd be a civil servant?
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*Slowly raises hand with a silent sob*
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-17 04:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like that working for the military. Who'd be a civil servant?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-17 04:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-17 03:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHA.
poop
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 03:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:58:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
My mom being a teacher, I've had the pleasant opportunity to hear her tell stories about the horrible little children of the Kindergarten classes, using the urinals as toilets, touching theirs and others' private parts, and such. They can be a troublesome lot, +2
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Shandy was right all along.
Your going to go on to great things.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-17 02:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT MUST BE TOUGH BEING ELECTROS TEACHER
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Respect the restrooms I said. RESPECT THE ALMIGHTLY THRONE!
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you should pick up that piece of shit, and then eat it and die.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i... think i love you.
then again, i'm more than a little drunk.
but still, good for you.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaa you're awful have my babies?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har Har. Teacher.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smear it all over his face and tip a bucket of flies over his head.
If that doesn't stop him, nothing will.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UberRules:
-Ratings on your own posts don't count.
-Always put "NSFW" (Not Safe For Work) on posts with compromising visuals
-Maximum one post per day
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GLAH!!!
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, he does do that. Then he comes and tells me about it.
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At least he's not the "looks under the stall at other boys while they're pooping" kid.
I was that kid.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least he's not the "looks under the stall at other boys while they're pooping" kid.
I was that kid.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im having trouble with my dog at the moment, he shits any and everwhere, ive been rubbing his nose in. Maybe you should try that.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR!
STUCK IN THE ANAL STAGE!
yeah, theres ya go Sigmund... right in the pooper.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR!
STUCK IN THE ANAL STAGE!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-17 00:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make him a nametag that says "HELLO, my name is: SHITPANTS."
He'll clean up in no time.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My mom being a teacher, I've had the pleasant opportunity to hear her tell stories about the horrible little children of the Kindergarten classes, using the urinals as toilets, touching theirs and others' private parts, and such. They can be a troublesome lot, +2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-16 23:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.