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SPT - I've got the look (NSFW) (1027 hits)

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Rating: -0.6 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (View user info) at 2005-11-17 08:12:23 EST


You know the feeling of being just at the point of orgasm, when your brain is screaming and all the power of the universe is concentrated into your penis and you know very well that God has stopped what he's doing for a bit to get schooled on how it should be done?

I look like I feel like that all the time.









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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SPT = -2.

Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love monkey cock.

Can't get enough.

Post more animal porn.

Anything with monkeys.

Or ants. Tiny little perverts.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for monkeycock

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-17 08:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just once I'd like a NSFW pic to actually be NSFW. You got my hopes up for nothing. The wordy part was shit too.


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