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It's Time For T.M.I = PENTAMETER (5276 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.58 on 160 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-11-17 10:45:39 EST


Welcome to the second installment of T.M.I = Too Much Information.

Due to the overwhelming amount of e-mail I received yesterday and feedback I will be interviewing two people a week. One girl. One guy. I've decided that the only fair way to do interviews, since I probably won't be able to interview everyone, is to put names into a Tupperware container. Girls in one, guys in another. It is the only fair way to do this without picking favorites.

So without further ado, I give you some of Pentamater.

Previous Interviews:
Xcuses: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79333


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Submitted by compEngineer0 (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

yummy

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Who be in the picture?"

Somebody be.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can relate to the smoking regret.

Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

this guy is FUCKED UP


Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

poot

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-20 01:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thinky oyu should interview shlongy

Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm tired of all the farmer girls who try to make it in the city. No matter if it dragged out for some generations. Go back to your farm, and let us city folk get around without having to give you jobs, care about you, and give you career opportunities

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-11-19 01:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

people need to know The BOSH Man!

Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2005-11-18 20:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you know the legal age of consent in Canadia is 14?

Submitted by MightyForce (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice Idea

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Cute chick. Big honkers.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-18 13:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You should call this series "I'm not Charlie Rose -- I just want hits dammit."

Even so, I'm just as much of an Uber voyeur as everyone else apparently is. Good show.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-18 13:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:38:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:22:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Random my ass!

I know you are just doing the pretty/popular people first.
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Was I the pretty, the popular, or the exception?

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Popular

<insert evil laugh>

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-18 13:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Am I the only person who doesn't like the way this makes Pent' sound. There seam to be too people talking here o

She seams pretty cold almost bitchy. I know it's almost against the law around here to right anything -ve about either of you guys (and Pents writing still rocks and this was still a great idea)

However when you say things like thing about being taught to stand up for yourself and then later go on to say that you have trouble forgiving people because it's telling a person what they did was alright. (FYI forgive is not about saying it was alright to do that you would have to day there is nothing to forgive. Forgiveness is about saying what you did was wrong but I accept that you know realize this and I love/respect/like you enough to accept you apology and get on with life) Then you also say you have no problem cutting people from your life. Then that to me makes you sound like someone you don't want to piss off.

It also worries me that you say you were taught not to be worried about what people think of you. Then in the next breath you say you were taught never to show what's in your heart on your face. If you truly didn't care what people thought of you this wouldn't matter and you wouldn't care if people knew what you were thinking. Nor would you be so caught up on how your friends think about you. You seam to think some people close to you are lying in how they feel about you is that right?

Too me you sound like somebody who wants to be perceived as someone who doesn't care how they are perceived not somebody who is.

But hey I don't know you and I've never chatted to you. I'm sure you're a very nice person and kind to animals.






As long as they don't piss you off that is.


Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:04:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Peon - I could set up a little interview...if you're interested.

My lady's got some pre-qual questions for you.
------------------------
Do the questions require chocolate syrup and a hot tub?


Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DAMN! Thar be some anger up in this hizzy, yo!



Chill out, people. This is kind of interesting. Not that I know who any of these people are....

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh heh, I'm not mad, I'm just playing around. I think the way you're pretending to seduce Pentameter is fucking hilarious. E.g. "You look like someone who would cheat on their boyfriend with me," etc.

Though I DO think your "Jack McCallum is a nazi" rampage makes no sense.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:35:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, the questions were a little un-spicy, but I was interested in Pentameter's answers.

I'm watching you, Pent-face. Not in a creepy stalker way like Caul is...but in a 'oh that's just the weird half retarded guy who lives down the street, don't worry about him' kind of way.
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The Ontarian is really mad at me...following me around into every argument, dropping his little feces.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:22:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Random my ass!

I know you are just doing the pretty/popular people first.
--------------------

Was I the pretty, the popular, or the exception?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm not popular but I give "good interview".

PS. I also don't give a fuck about my popularity rating in Uberland.

Which is another reason my interview will rock.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Random my ass!

I know you are just doing the pretty/popular people first.

------------------------

Actually that's not true...I'm doing Filthy_A



Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:24:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

People people CANT WE ALL JUST SMOKE A BONG?
______

yes please!!!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Peon - I could set up a little interview...if you're interested.

My lady's got some pre-qual questions for you.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Random my ass!

I know you are just doing the pretty/popular people first.

But I'm fine with going second to last if that's the case.

*sobs emo tears*

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hump Micheal Hutchinson

I'm not gay I'm a necrophiliac.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

INXS rules my pubes.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

radiate?


Hallucinate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty *KATE*
has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animal we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate

Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate
Liberate
To moderate
Recreate
Or detonate
Annihiliate
Atomic fate

Mediate
Clear the state
Activate
Now radiate
A perfect state
Food on plate
Gravitate
The Earth's own weight
Designate your love as fate
At ninety-eight we all rotate

Hallucinate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate

A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate

Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animals we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate
Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate

Liberate
Liberate
Liberate
Liberate

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People people CANT WE ALL JUST SMOKE A BONG?


radiate
radiate
radiate

....Feel the love.....mmmmm.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

I should come back as my alter and see how many of you people that hate Hadley would love me then....

I'm guessing all.


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If you're alter is nicer, I'm bettin' we would love you. Dick.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I should come back as my alter and see how many of you people that hate Hadley would love me then....

I'm guessing all.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:40:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel closer to Pentameter now. Like I've seen a part of her soul.
Pent, can we be bestest interweb friends? What's that you say? Get in line?


------

Back up bitch. She is my friend first. ..... Ok we can share but we must ask Lee first. It's only fair.

Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel closer to Pentameter now. Like I've seen a part of her soul.
Pent, can we be bestest interweb friends? What's that you say? Get in line?

Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that was my double ironic making a statement -2 right there.

Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh jesus christ

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:00:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:40:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hadley you're just pissed cause NO ONE would EVER want to do you. You're a bitter, bitter man who really should go to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada they might do you. Might being the operative word.

http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html

If you ask nice, they MIGHT blow you.
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I don't know where you get it, really. This has nothing to do with whether anyone on a website would want to blow me or whatever. Rad made a JOKE and you made it out like he kicked you in the face and left you bleeding in the snow. My comment was simply that no matter what he does now, you're going to assume he doesn't like you.

------------------------------------

You're right. My bad. I just don't like you Hadley. Really there is not hidden motive. I just don't like you. Happy now? Now do me and you a favor and dont EVER click on another one of my posts or Lucy and I will summon the devil to come to your house and castrate you.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:40:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hadley you're just pissed cause NO ONE would EVER want to do you. You're a bitter, bitter man who really should go to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada they might do you. Might being the operative word.

http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html

If you ask nice, they MIGHT blow you.
----
I don't know where you get it, really. This has nothing to do with whether anyone on a website would want to blow me or whatever. Rad made a JOKE and you made it out like he kicked you in the face and left you bleeding in the snow. My comment was simply that no matter what he does now, you're going to assume he doesn't like you.

Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

funny thing happened.


I think rad1101 just got banned in the last 15 minutes.


oh joy

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

EVEN THOUGH HE LOST FAITH IN ME AND DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME ANYMORE.




YOU SEE THIS +2 HADLEY?



I BLAME IT ON YOU

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

now thats not nice.


hadley knows he has an open invite for blowjobs at casa de rad

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:16:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

No rad, you said something not very nice about our dear sweet TigerLilly. From now on you are a pariah because you DO dislike her. She said so.


-----------
Hadley you're just pissed cause NO ONE would EVER want to do you. You're a bitter, bitter man who really should go to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada they might do you. Might being the operative word.

http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html

If you ask nice, they MIGHT blow you.


Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No rad, you said something not very nice about our dear sweet TigerLilly. From now on you are a pariah because you DO dislike her. She said so.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 06:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

OH AN INTERVIEW

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:43:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting. I can't wait till you do Shlongy.
-------------------------------------------

What? Interview?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 05:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF?

I don't dislike anybody.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 05:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

I heard she already did

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

OH AN INTERVIEW

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:43:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting. I can't wait till you do Shlongy.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Oh Rad you're so fucking funny I can't stand myself....har har....dipship.
It's very obvious you dislike me.... Bring it on!


Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:43:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting. I can't wait till you do Shlongy.

--------------

Oh joy!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OH AN INTERVIEW



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I heard she already did

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-18 04:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting. I can't wait till you do Shlongy.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-18 00:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AWESOME

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh - I didn't learn enough about Pentameter...maybe, as someone in the communications business, Shlongy should toss our gracious host and interviewer some "hard-hitting questions".

But I like the series.

I cannot wait until I read about me.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way, from here on out, any comments you direct toward me in any way, shape or form will not be replied to on any post.

Consider yourself ignored.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Siblings and animals don't count.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, the questions were a little un-spicy, but I was interested in Pentameter's answers.

I'm watching you, Pent-face. Not in a creepy stalker way like Caul is...but in a 'oh that's just the weird half retarded guy who lives down the street, don't worry about him' kind of way.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

As much as I'd love to argue that point, Pentameter....

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:10:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

So do all Uberladies have big breasts?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
No. Although I'm starting to think I am in a minority, here.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

To the people demanding better questions:

Suggest some better ones or close your fucking face.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:53:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Indeed we do. I'm a hypocrite, I suppose. But it didn't take sex to get me to do that.

--------------

Good thing you didn't have to count on that. You'd never be giving anyone +2s or getting any +2s.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Indeed we do. I'm a hypocrite, I suppose. But it didn't take sex to get me to do that.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:32:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

That was completely unintentional, Hadley.

Oh, and here you go, hypocrite - you have no right to talk: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77336#1650146

You're guilty of doing the same thing.

-----------------------

I think we have a winner, Bob. What does she win?

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hurrah for Pentameter

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was completely unintentional, Hadley.

Oh, and here you go, hypocrite - you have no right to talk: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77336#1650146

You're guilty of doing the same thing.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:14:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:50:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

I was more referring to your +2s on posts about your woman (and on her posts) no matter how poorly written or executed they are. But think what you want, champ.

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And what is the big fucking deal about that?

Have you not done the same with people YOU like?

Besides, ratings and hits are meaningless in the REAL world. This is a website, in case you haven't noticed.

Since when are you a fucking Pultizer Prize winning author anyway? You don't know your ass from your hole. Now shut the fuck up and move on, fuckwit.
______________________________________
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:14:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:50:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

I was more referring to your +2s on posts about your woman (and on her posts) no matter how poorly written or executed they are. But think what you want, champ.
_________________________________

Why do you care in the first place?





That's just too cute for words. I'll +2 that. So sweet....

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:50:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

I was more referring to your +2s on posts about your woman (and on her posts) no matter how poorly written or executed they are. But think what you want, champ.

--------------------

And what is the big fucking deal about that?

Have you not done the same with people YOU like?

Besides, ratings and hits are meaningless in the REAL world. This is a website, in case you haven't noticed.

Since when are you a fucking Pultizer Prize winning author anyway? You don't know your ass from your hole. Now shut the fuck up and move on, fuckwit.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:50:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

I was more referring to your +2s on posts about your woman (and on her posts) no matter how poorly written or executed they are. But think what you want, champ.
_________________________________

Why do you care in the first place?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

balls deep in a......


oh, blackpool bird has already done it..

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:47:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats really fucking sad? Its an inside joke, shitbag. PR doesn't mean what you think it does. Its a group of me, Pentameter, Comicbookguy, GLALL, Tinactin NerfHerder and Circe.

The only sad thing is that you make comments about things you don't know about.

===

Ahahahahaha. The irony, the beautiful irony.

Where's Gary Glitter when you need him? (Apart from balls deep in a seven year old)

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was more referring to your +2s on posts about your woman (and on her posts) no matter how poorly written or executed they are. But think what you want, champ.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:47:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats really fucking sad? Its an inside joke, shitbag. PR doesn't mean what you think it does. Its a group of me, Pentameter, Comicbookguy, GLALL, Tinactin NerfHerder and Circe. """


wow that sounds soooo cool, can I join?

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats really fucking sad? Its an inside joke, shitbag. PR doesn't mean what you think it does. Its a group of me, Pentameter, Comicbookguy, GLALL, Tinactin NerfHerder and Circe.

The only sad thing is that you make comments about things you don't know about.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:08:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:12:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:00:50 (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:46:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

3 things on MH at the same time. is that a record? ""

no i once had five.

you know why?

'cos I am annoying when i want to be.



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:29:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto dual PR +2





This is REALLY fucking sad, champ.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto dual PR +2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:29:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:07:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

I was with this up until the travel question.

Please please please, for once can an american just say "yeah, I'm a yank" rather than "I'm an irish dutch kenyan mix, and I have a little italian in me"

YOU'RE A FUCKING AMERICAN. IT IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SOME IMPOSSIBLY MUTANT BREED OF RACES TO BE INTERESTING OR COSMOPOLITAN.

When was the last time anyone heard a brit wax lyrical about feeling a strong connection with raping and pillaging because "I have, like, viking heritage, man" or an australian wistfully speak of alcatraz because they're all descended from horse thieves.

BAH!
===
yes! ""


i have said this a million times.

someone said to me the other day - 'oh i'm irish'.

Are you?

you sound American to me.

Yes, well my family is from Ireland.

Your mum/dad?

No way back.

Oh in that case I AM FUCKING AFRICAN.

WE ALL CAME FROM THERE RIGHT?

Woo hoo I'm a nigger LOOK AT ME RUN AND JUMP.


Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to put my thumb in Pentameter's butt.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:12:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:00:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:46:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

3 things on MH at the same time. is that a record?

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You know why I get most heated? Because I just don't fucking care.
----
Or it could be the constant flirting, eh SoapyTits?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:10:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

So do all Uberladies have big breasts?

~~~

pretty much yep..



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:07:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

I was with this up until the travel question.

Please please please, for once can an american just say "yeah, I'm a yank" rather than "I'm an irish dutch kenyan mix, and I have a little italian in me"

YOU'RE A FUCKING AMERICAN. IT IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SOME IMPOSSIBLY MUTANT BREED OF RACES TO BE INTERESTING OR COSMOPOLITAN.

When was the last time anyone heard a brit wax lyrical about feeling a strong connection with raping and pillaging because "I have, like, viking heritage, man" or an australian wistfully speak of alcatraz because they're all descended from horse thieves.

BAH!
===
yes!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:00:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:46:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

3 things on MH at the same time. is that a record?

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You know why I get most heated? Because I just don't fucking care.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So do all Uberladies have big breasts?

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:05:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Another auto +2 for Lucy

----------------

I'm an auto +2 for Tinactin?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Filthy, you're too funny.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was with this up until the travel question.

Please please please, for once can an american just say "yeah, I'm a yank" rather than "I'm an irish dutch kenyan mix, and I have a little italian in me"

YOU'RE A FUCKING AMERICAN. IT IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SOME IMPOSSIBLY MUTANT BREED OF RACES TO BE INTERESTING OR COSMOPOLITAN.

When was the last time anyone heard a brit wax lyrical about feeling a strong connection with raping and pillaging because "I have, like, viking heritage, man" or an australian wistfully speak of alcatraz because they're all descended from horse thieves.

BAH!



Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:46:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

3 things on MH at the same time. is that a record?

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

3 things on MH at the same time. is that a record?

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes. He is a dirty Mexican, isn't he?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:20:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Who is Pentameter?

-----------------------------

She's just this broad that tries to write. She not really any good though. Don't tell her I said that. She has that hot Italian temper.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who is Pentameter?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1132254797760021699

HAH EAT THAT UP SUCKA!

+2 for inspiration for a non-SPT post

TTOM

Grand low master of the Anti-Shit Post Thursday Covenant

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kornheiser Yeah!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TMI, like PTI without the incessant arguing.
Or the sports.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woooooo!!!!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ooooh do me do me.


I'll love you forever..

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

am i next?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:03:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

DO ME NEXT! DO ME NEXT! DO ME NEXT!

----------------------------------

Oh don't you wish. ;)



E-mail me. I'll put your name in the Tupperware container with the rest of the fella's.
I'm picking randomly b/c I had so many e-mails.

What are you doing next Friday? A bunch of us are going out in NYC. Meet us.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Another auto +2 for Lucy

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for reference to me

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DO ME NEXT! DO ME NEXT! DO ME NEXT!

And I guess you can interview me afterwards. jon.at.thestops.com

Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pentameter is HOT!

I know she won't me me saying that too.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:02:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

In case you haven't notice, I'm trying to keep the sexual questions out.
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Mine would have been better if it were ALL sexual questions (food for thought)

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is good stuff.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeanneee...I know. I have a hard time asking people REALLY personal questions though and I'm afraid If I do ask, I won't get honest answers. Ya follow? I'd rather have people give me honest answers then lie because they're too embarrassed to answer the question.

Ok..I have an idea...why don't some of YOU people send me some questions...Don't post them here....
E-mail them to me and I will chose some of them. I won't tell you WHO I will ask, but I'll pick some at random and ask people? Good idea? Bad idea? What? FEEDBACK people!!

Patscheerlder.at.aol.com

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have to say, I just love that picture: the reason being, the way the pic is set up, it appears that there is a large amount of torsional strength building in Luci's blouse.
And she is looking down with a bemused expression at her sweater puppies, as they are about to burst free from their kennels!

I think most of Uber would be interested in seeing that...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to see the wardy interview.

Also, if ever I am deemed worthy of participating in this fine series, I will provide a picture of the gleaming shining man god that is scourgeoftheseas.

I'll start now by beginning to answer one of Berty's proposed questions. What Uber users do you hate?

Well, this one to begin with:

Everything you ever wanted to know about youarewrong
User id: 18711
Registered on or around: 2005-05-06 06:17:21
# Messages posted: 15
# Reviews written: 115
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 260
# Hits: 6182
Average rating of all messages: 0.20




Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Katie, you know I love ya, and I hate to criticize your idea, but these questions are... how should I say this... kind of lame.

To me, the name "TMI" implies some real freaky, skeletons-in-the-closet type shit... I can't say I'm too intrigued by reading about Pent's childhood memories and where she wants to go on vacation. I need scandal. Maybe I'm just too damn nosy for my own good.

Anyway, if you want to interview someone who will dish REAL dirt, holler at me. You have my email.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was kidding. You can remain classy and respectful and still be interesting. I thought the questions were pretty good, personally. Of course there are some that were a little on the 'Teen Beat' side, but I thought it gave it a cutsie sort of edge...like if Jesus was being interviewed for his high school yearbook.

One thing to think about when asking questions is to try to set a stage... If this was happening... If the world blew up... If aliens landed... That sort of thing. Then ask them what they'd do if something else occurred that is one of those character analysis type questions. Those always make for interesting discussion.

The main thing is to make the interviewee think, and you did that in mine.



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ETS..I know people WANT to hear that..but that is just way too personal and disrespectful towards you and your lady. That is really no ones business. I guess I could get a little more juicy for future interviews.

Thanks.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 12:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:48:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:15:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

seems to me that Berty's on the right track - we only know your interviewees from Uber..

---------------

I think that's kind of the point...to try to learn something different about someone.

---------------
Exactly!! ETS, what did you think of the questions I gave you?

------------------------------

I thought you did a pretty good job, although I was expecting you to come out with the 'what's Filthy like in bed' stuff, you didn't. Not that I'd really MIND telling you all about the puppies and the bird poo... Question is, is that what uber really wants to hear? :P

Probably.

I thought you did a good job with the questions. Although, I think you might try being a little more hardcore. Pull out all the stops like: "If you got pregnant by your uncle, would you try to have an abortion with a coathanger?"

And classics like: "If you found a wallet full of hundreds on the street...would you give it back to the man chasing you who claimed that you'd pickpocketed him? Or would you buy crack?"

:P

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Do GLALL.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still say I'd be friggin awesome for this.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:15:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

seems to me that Berty's on the right track - we only know your interviewees from Uber..

---------------

I think that's kind of the point...to try to learn something different about someone.

---------------
Exactly!! ETS, what did you think of the questions I gave you?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Intriguing, I likes

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Put me on your list.

dell_fargus.at.yahoo.com


I like rainbows and puppies.
My turnoffs are rudeness and rainy days.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:40:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

In case you haven't notice with my questions, I'm trying to clean up my slutty ubersite reputation which is why I haven't asked the personal sexual questions that EVERYONE really want's to hear.
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Why would anyone think you're slutty? You've never slept with any uber male ever.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

In case you haven't notice with my questions, I'm trying to clean up my slutty ubersite reputation which is why I haven't asked the personal sexual questions that EVERYONE really want's to hear.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:15:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

seems to me that Berty's on the right track - we only know your interviewees from Uber..

---------------

I think that's kind of the point...to try to learn something different about someone.



Pentameter: you look EXACTLY like one of my cousins in that picture! SPITTING FUCKING IMAGE! That's crazy!

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought you were ageless Lucy? Like a rock or some shit? 26? Pah.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's picture of Tiger flashing her teets:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79380

































Yes yes, look at it you fools. Stare into the demonic nips.

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 Lucy

(notice I didn't say "love"... goddamn it's so hard to get around that fucking shit with you)

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pen - you rock you sexy thing.

Tiger - like the series and you're doing a good job. There are a handful of good questions in the responses (like most embarrassing moment, etc). Another might be where your Uber name came from.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:07:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA! Pentameter is a SpicGinny

-------------------

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

larry david is truly great.

Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You look a little like my little cousin.

She's only 8 but fucks like a train.

Call me.

Daddy.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm in and have sent you and email.

My lawyers will be in touch within the next week or so to provide you with a list of questions that are acceptable and those that are taboo. (mainly that whole international thing I was involved in)

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Spam...Hell no. Feedback is good. Thank you.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

seems to me that Berty's on the right track - we only know your interviewees from Uber, so maybe Uber related questions would be the way to go, anything else is just irrelevant information about somebody 99% neither know nor care about.

Sorry if I'm coming across like an arse here.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, she looks sad...its ok baby.

Chin up Eh?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Better than the last one, but that might have something to do with the fact you're talking to a woman.

Woman = 40 times more words

Pentameter and I are very similar.



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No matter what questions I ask, I'll never be able to please everyone. Once I pass the torch off to someone else, they can ask whatever questions they want. Remember, these are my first TWO interviews. I'm a novice at this. They'll get better. RELAX people!

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cmon Tiger, you've been here long enough to know what people want to see. If you give us what we want, we'll keep coming back, like the salivating dogs that we are.

This plus 2 is given on the following condition- You include things like "Most embarrassing moment", "Worst ever sexual experience", "Worst ever physical injury", etc.

The "Where do you want to be in 10 years" question was quite a good one though.



Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.

Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's the juicy details!? We want to hear the dirt about who she hates on Uber and why, we want to know what she and Donkey get up to behind closed doors, we want to hear about the things that make her who she is, not her favourite pair of Jeans!



Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just for the record Kates, I am at your disposal for this series............

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pentameter is a pretty cool fucking Dago Wop Spanish bitch.

Awesome that you laughed in that dude's face. I'm all for laughing in pretty much every dickhead's face when they're in pain.

Tiger, you could interview me if you want, but the whole time, I'd probably just be thinking about your tits, so my answers might be a little distracted.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA! Pentameter is a SpicGinny

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love Mexicans!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously, these questions suck ass.

Of course, one of the answers was even worse:
"it scares me to think that I reacted to his pain that way. I really did not care at all. If I had that moment to do over again, I would laugh even harder."



Now I have a tangible reason to dislike her. "It scared me that I would react that way. IF I had to do it over again, I would be even crueler."

What a bitch.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pentameter will do me. It's only a question of time.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well jesus christ, this is the internet, lady! That's why we're here! DUH!

I'm thinking you should ask more embarrassing questions. Those usually illicit good responses that are worth reading.

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:50:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG I AM SO TEH HAWT1


I'm kidding.
-------------------------

I'm not.



Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is a great idea. but you still maybe need to get mroe interesting questions.

maybe read an Us Weekly or life & style to see what kinds of questions to ask. it needs to be racier, i think.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done. +2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

In case you haven't notice, I'm trying to keep the sexual questions out.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What, no lesbian questions? What the hell kind of interview is this?

PS- Very good Barbara Wawa

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:58:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

God Damn Pentameter is hot.

No offense to you Katie, but I'm just a sucker for brunettes.


----------------------------

No offense taken whatsoever. Pent is a fine piece of ass.

----------------------------

Anyone that has ideas for questions, e-mail me. It is a lot harder
than you think.

Patscheerlder.at.aol.com

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This interview was semi-erotic.
Wait. What?

Hot.

That is all.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"He was sitting in front of me sobbing and I blatantly laughed in his face."

WOOHOO!!!! HOORAY FOR SPITE!!!

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God Damn Pentameter is hot.

No offense to you Katie, but I'm just a sucker for brunettes.


Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The questions are kind of routine. If this is going to be on-going, I would like to see you really try to get into people's heads.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the idea, but this is pretty boring.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nicely done

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TIGERLILLY - always most heated and 1.8+ and 1000 hits/post guarenteed since 1983

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

still fairly dull.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting.

Someone needs to interview me. It'd be an interview nobody would soon forget.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

great!

Pentameter is awesome.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to do this

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 10:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG I AM SO TEH HAWT1











































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