SPT - I've been told to post something (438 hits)
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Submitted by Belle (View user info) at 2005-11-17 11:18:39 EST
Its been a long time...
It always is with me, but you're like my dirty little secret Uber. Sometimes I can pretend I don't care about you, and other times I just have to post something - or read someone elses brain dribble and comment on it.
On the post about the US soldier, I got to the first line: "I spent some time yesterday commenting back and forth with ETS ...(brain ignored that bit)... when they attacked Fallujah."
I don't know why, but for a moment I thought that Fallujah was a new member of Ubersite.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:32:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:20:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
up north we are all still virile.
it is down south esp london that the problem is. London water is that recycled and there is that much oestregen floating around that they are all turning into women.
Hence david beckham.
the end.
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Now, Now Apollo - behave. We've talked about this - just because Davie B won't take it up the shooter from you, doesn't mean he's a woman - it's just a coincidence that southern women won't either.
Dr. Belle will explain the problem; british men like to mess with themselves, but the queen has declared it treason. With this, you can actually end up with your head on a spike (and by that - I don't mean a blow job).
So, that is the first reason for drop off.
Second was that all the children of the hippy lesbian women who use sperm donors started to look for their fathers... And british men don't like that their offspring are being turned into men hating, lentil eating, oboe players who smell like incense and organic mungo beans.
And finally, the sperm shops started to use british porn in their service chambers. This resulted in wide spread disgust as no man can come to the sound of a chav from manchester saying "do you like mah tight puss-ay?"
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Kitty scared me.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit Belle. I hate to do this. But...but...
SPT = -2.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So you read my post and your pussy got all wet?
Nice.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, hi, I'd like six chicken fajitas.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That poor, poor animal.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Belle. Now the next phase is telling me where you live and how you like it.
p.s. I just bought a vibrating Harry Potter Broomstick off Ebay just for you.
Lets play Harry Potter and the Golden Snatch.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if by "a while" you mean once every 45 seconds on average for the past 5 minutes, then yes...it has been a while.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT IS SO FUCKING FREAKY!
WE'VE GOT THOSE POTS AT HOME?
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-17 11:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
F U C K in H E L L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that is some freaky fucked up shit.
I swear I used to date that cat.