Swans (1200 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2005-11-17 14:45:39 EST
"Swans aren't tiny, graceful and delicate; swans are HUGE, LUMBERING BASTARDS. It's common knowledge that they can break a man's arm with a beat of their wings. You wouldn't catch Dame Margot doing that. And, when they're not breaking people's arms, swans are pecking at you with their VISCIOUS beaks." http://www.gruts.com/archive/2005/10/
I'm calling bullshit. I've seen swans, yes, they're big birds - but break an arm? Fuck that. I'd have a swan no problem. I reckon it would hurt a bit, but break your arm? No way.
Has anyone actually had their arm broken by one of these fat geese? Or actually seen someone with a broken arm that was actually caused by one of these fat wet chickens?
Whoever the promoter for swans is, is a fucking genius. I mean what a story. I look at a swan and think 'it can break your arm' - but then I look again and think - actually, bullshit. I mean it's an animal and can be aggressive, but break my arm? Bollocks.
I've had a quick look on snopes.com - and can't see a mention of swans breaking or not breaking arms. If there is an mpeg of an actual swan breaking some poor 'swans are shite' bastard's arm then I'd be grateful.
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Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-14 16:38:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:51:15 EDT (#)
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Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.
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Moron below.
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Moron below.
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Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-07-30 07:43:07 EDT (#)
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Swans???
BWHAHAHAHAHHA
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-03-04 17:17:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-05-06 23:15:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-01 20:39:38 EDT (#)
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Oh sure- spurn all things American..but who do you turn to when you need a myth dispelled?
Snopes, that's who.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-20 08:07:06 EST (#)
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-2 die!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:13:37 EST (#)
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"Swans aren't tiny, graceful and delicate; swans are HUGE, LUMBERING BASTARDS.
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hahaha
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:12:27 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/16754
+1 for swans
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:07:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:02:19 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:47:36 (#)
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Frankly - swans are heading for a fall. Once this myth is dispelled, I'm gonna go taunt some swans.
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yes, please do that.
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that's what I said. Need to make sure that I wont get my arm all messed up first. If so I'll chalk fuck on the whole endeavour.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:02:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:47:36 (#)
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Frankly - swans are heading for a fall. Once this myth is dispelled, I'm gonna go taunt some swans.
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yes, please do that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:56:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:52:57 (#)
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true story about swans: http://www.ubersite.com/m/54423
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Ok - so they fight dirty - but no arms were broken. Surely once half blinded, you'd be easy meat for the swan's signature move?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:56:02 EST (#)
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I've never heard any stories of swans breaking arms, but I do know for a fact they give good head.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:52:57 EST (#)
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true story about swans: http://www.ubersite.com/m/54423
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:49:47 EST (#)
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And any stories of arm breakage better be of someone over the age of say 15. None of this 'I was 6 and it broke my arm' - when you're 6 your bones are weak as crap.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:47:36 EST (#)
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Frankly - swans are heading for a fall. Once this myth is dispelled, I'm gonna go taunt some swans.