Teh Hotness Part Five: Jason Statham and BONUS Dane Cook (4075 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.94 on 100 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2005-11-17 14:52:01 EST
Alright.... this one was tough. I had intended to run on and on and on about Jason Statham's amazing chest that I want to snuggle into and go to sleep on, but I only managed to find about 6 pictures of the man. Stupid camera-shy hotties. Stupid magazines not paying enough attention to the men I love.
So in order to get teh hotness quota for this week, I'm throwing in a couple of pics of Dane Cook, one of the funniest guys I've seen in a while. Plus he's tall and sexy, and seemed like one of the only guys on the list that could stand up to being placed next to Mr. Statham. Plus, he's Sassy's favourite, and no one can fathom how much I miss that big dumb goof around here. Except maybe MJ.
And now, your Trivia.
Full Name: Jason Michael Statham
Height: 5'11"
Weight: ??
Jason did most of his own stunts in The Transporter, including car chases and fight scenes.
It was Jason's idea to wear bike pedals on his feet during the oil-slick fight in The Transporter.
Got his big break while doing an advert fot French Connection clothing.
That's it. No other trivia. I need to learn more about him, I think.
Dane Cook Trivia!!
Full Name: Dane Jeffery Cook
Height: 6'0"
Weight: Delicious
Born and raised in Boston
Has 1 brother and 5 sisters.
Has an Irish dad and an Italian mum.
That's it. There's nothing else. Two very hot fellas who need to take more picture and then call me and tell me all about themselves so I can talk about them.
Onward to The Pretty.
How It All Began: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77055
Part One: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77385
Part Two: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77867
Part Three: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78337
Part Four: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78700
User Reviews
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-29 17:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dane Cook .... oh baby oh baby
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-08 04:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-08 04:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kookielass, where for art thou?
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-11-26 03:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dont get me wrong. Dane Cook is definitely a funny mofo... But have you ever seen his face up close? I mean, like "in person" up close?
Hey, he shouldn't have picked a fight with that cougar
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
heh heh heh... I left them out on purpose, Caesar. Stop forcing me to remember.
Jamie, I'm quite capable of taking a joke. The way you've been behaving toward me isn't joking, though, it's hostile for no reason.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-18 01:58:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 23:16:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
stop whingeing you complete and utter lying whore.
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Cookie don't rise to this...
Jamie! behave! *smacks rounded buttocks sharply* """
shut it.
nothing personal cookie but someone who claims to be british and can't take a joke needs a good fucking slap.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie, have you seen pictures of Jason Statham from Revolver, Guy Ritchie's next film? He's all scruffy and has greasy long hair. He looks very different.
I just said that because I wanted to see you cry.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nah, babe... Wooderson is from Dazed and Confused. He was Vilmer in Texas Chainsaw. One of the hottest psychos evar! I agree on the being more distinguished-like, tho. I'm hoping that he'll be one of the ones who just gets better with age. So far, so good.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
NO but I think he is at that 'hey I've done a bunch of movies and now I'm getting recognized' phase. More distinguished like.
Is that his character name from Chainsaw Massacre?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know, I heard... and I'm very happy for him. I don't think he's ever been named that before (could be wrong), but I gotta say... this year seems a little weird for it. I mean, sure Wooderson gets hotter with age, but he's not exactly in his moviemaking heyday, is he?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie I think you'll be happy to know that Matthew McCougn..soierwn..oisdfoi just won Sexiest Man Alive......mmmmmm....Matthew!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie,
You just reinforced my point beautifully.
I do hope that learn not to care so much about what is written about you/on your posts.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!
Jason Body Shots
*drools*
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, ozzy, I'm actually not. But the crybabies and shit-stirrers that so love to camp on my posts often drive me to it. Bam and I argue about every review that either of us leaves on each of our posts. I grump at him for nitpicking and reviewing things that had nothing to do with the post at all, he grumps at me for misplaced commas, things he feels aren't up to snuff, the apparent unhotness of every man but Johnny Depp... it may get heated, but we're always friends. I appreciate his honesty, and he either likes drawing me out, or is a masochist, because he knows what to say to rile me. Hadley on the other hand, bitches and moans about everything anyone does (unless they're one of his "personal off-uber friends" and he thinks he might get some off them) and makes everything into an issue. The difference between Drew and Bam is this: I respect Bam and his opinions, therefore, he can pontificate all he likes on any post I make and while I may argue with him on some points, overall I don't care what he says/does. But Drew is just a little shit-stirrer who constantly downs on everything everyone does, and it gets old REAL fast. Off-uber, he cries and mopes and complains about how sad and pathetic his life is because he can't get a girlfriend and can't get laid, and he's so depressed and sad, wah wah wah. On uber, he's a bitter little man who is disliked more often than liked, and who goes from post to post leaving catty comments because nobody will let him in the cool kid club (which I don't claim to be a part of, but go take a look at the things he says to Donkey, Pentameter, and TigerLilly, and you'll see just what I mean). This isn't the first time I've said this, but it will be the last. Drew, you can say whatever the hell you like to me, but I'm not going to feed your quest for drama anymore. If you have something nice to say, that's great, but I'm not going to acknowledge that, either. It's time more people saw you for what you are: an obnoxious little kid who will eventually shut up if he's ignored long enough. I'm going to take my own advice now, and do exactly that.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 10:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you better watch out cookie
because i think dane's hotness has teh ability to BREAK UBER AGAIN!!!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I've never seen anyone on Uber get so wound up about EVERY LITTLE FUCKING comment on their post.
Not that you'd give a shit, but I get the distinct impression you'd be an irritating, whining, wench of a woman in real life.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But so you don't take that as any kind of a personal attack...
OMG +2 YOU ARE SUCH A REVOLUTIONARY FEMINIST WE ARE ALL PROUD OF YOU
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"the woman a) has tits so fake a blind man could see them coming, b) a snatch that looks like a wad of week-old roast beef in a mouldy roll, or c) the person posting them never posts anything with content. Ever."
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Sounds pretty bitter to me. So just because you don't find a certain woman attractive you can rate poorly, but we're supposed to applaud your independence and desire for a level playing field when you post pictures of guys that have the facial expressions of a chunk of plywood?
Really, why is it you act like anything but glowing praise is a personal attack? Why are you always the first to take a simple joke and turn it into some kind of cheap shot? Always.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79407#1698280 followed by http://www.ubersite.com/m/79407#1698303. You fly off the fucking handle anytime I say something then try to regain the moral high ground with bullshit justifications.
You call me a whining pathetic lump regularly, but you are being just as bad as I ever have, if not worse. I was having a rational discussion and you, once again, were the first start personal attacks, this time on someone who isn't here to defend themselves.
I guess I need a refresher on the rules for posting pictures of people. Ok, no women you don't find attractive. Got that one. No n00bs who look better than you. I've seen that one getting laid out. No saying anything negative about any of your "pretty" men. That's been made clear on all of these. Any others I've missed, sweetcheeks?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-18 02:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M unbalanced?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-18 01:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 23:16:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
stop whingeing you complete and utter lying whore.
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Cookie don't rise to this...
Jamie! behave! *smacks rounded buttocks sharply*
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-18 00:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dane Cook is going to have five thousand of my babies.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 23:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stop whingeing you complete and utter lying whore.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 23:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Drew, I may negatively rate the naked chick posts, but that is generally because the woman a) has tits so fake a blind man could see them coming, b) a snatch that looks like a wad of week-old roast beef in a mouldy roll, or c) the person posting them never posts anything with content. Ever. I have, in fact, been known to give +2's for particularly striking women.
Never in the length of this series have I said, "Men should stop posting naked women! It's objectifying and wrong!" I have simply said that the playing field needs some levelling. You boys want to look at naked sluts all day? Go for it. But don't come down on me for posting objectifying pictures of my own. It's a simple case of some people not being able to take what they dish out. I even make the attempt to post some content in the form of my trivia facts, so that even if a person doesn't care much for the picture, they may say, "Wow, Jason Statham does his own stunts? I had no idea.... how wicked is that?! That made this slightly more worth the time I'm wasting". Stop making a federal goddamned case out of EVERYTHING I DO. Ya don't like my posts? THEN STOP CLICKING ON THEM.
And for the record, I'm pretty certain zakalwe was being sarcastic. You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid not to see the hypocrisy in a statement like that. He may be alot of things, but I seriously doubt he's honestly THAT stupid.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-11-17 21:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't give a shit about Dane Cook.
Jason Statham on the other hand: He gets my respect, because he could kick my ass six ways to tuesday without breaking a sweat. He's also a pretty damn good actor. (He played Turkish in Snatch. 'Nuff said.)
I've got no opinion on his 'hotness,' but I give respect to a true badass when I see one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm better looking than those two toolbags.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:16:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what I'm asking....
Why do cookie and some other uber broads get pissed at that but love this?
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I don't know, man. I like looking at naked chicks. They fascinate me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what I'm asking....
Why do cookie and some other uber broads get pissed at that but love this?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-17 20:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:10:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:07:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:48:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
It may not have been, Bonnie. He's been told that so often, why wouldn't it also apply the other way?
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So, the little shit can post his spread-twat porn, but attacks Cookie's series (which has not shown any penises by the way)?!?!
THAT is a bunch o' bullshit!
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You miss the point. This IS objectification. It may not be "equivalent" to you, but it is men as lustful objects. I'm not necessarily agreeing, I'm just pointing out that tossing a +2 to one form of objectification and not to others is EXACTLY what Cookie and others do on nude and semi-nude female posts. It's also what they complain about guys on here doing. It's all funhouse mirrors here, baby.
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I'm not sure what you're getting at. A lot of people don't like it when a user posts themselves naked. It just seems like an attempt to get attention, in my opinion. I think that's why a lot of people(girls and guys) rate them poorly. But I have no problem with the guys posting naked pictures of hot actresses and shit (as long as there is NSFW warning). I pointed out earlier that posts like that get decent ratings. I personally usually rate them positively. Who doesn't like looking at a nice face and/or body, male or female? What was that series, where a guy posted pictures of hot chicks and had you compare them? I think it was the hottest slut ever contest or something. It didn't do great, but it didn't do terrible either. Also, I've seen dozens of posts about what famous women guys think are hot. They don't usually get bad ratings, to my knowledge. What's the difference between that and this, and why is everyone so pissed anyway?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have never been offended by the overabundance of porn. But for Zak, of all possible people, to point an accusing finger is the epitomy of hypocrisy!
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that is kinda funny, I almost have to assume Zak was being facetious, or totally retarted.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hypocrite? Sure he is.
Correct? Yes, he is that too.
And that's all I was trying to say.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have never been offended by the overabundance of porn. But for Zak, of all possible people, to point an accusing finger is the epitomy of hypocrisy!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:07:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:48:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
It may not have been, Bonnie. He's been told that so often, why wouldn't it also apply the other way?
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So, the little shit can post his spread-twat porn, but attacks Cookie's series (which has not shown any penises by the way)?!?!
THAT is a bunch o' bullshit!
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You miss the point. This IS objectification. It may not be "equivalent" to you, but it is men as lustful objects. I'm not necessarily agreeing, I'm just pointing out that tossing a +2 to one form of objectification and not to others is EXACTLY what Cookie and others do on nude and semi-nude female posts. It's also what they complain about guys on here doing. It's all funhouse mirrors here, baby.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:48:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
It may not have been, Bonnie. He's been told that so often, why wouldn't it also apply the other way?
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So, the little shit can post his spread-twat porn, but attacks Cookie's series (which has not shown any penises by the way)?!?!
THAT is a bunch o' bullshit!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel emasculated
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 19:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pre-fucking-cisely hadley.
the insane (mostly) women on here infuriate me with their double standards.
I at least admit I am inconsisten, erratic, fat, ugly, large headed, poverfty stricken, shit job, lonely, bitter, will never have a partner, and am an orphan.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It may not have been, Bonnie. He's been told that so often, why wouldn't it also apply the other way?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-17 18:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:23:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
this series makes me sick.
it's a sad comment on your character that you ojectify men as sex objects to such extremes.
you should be ashamed.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Please tell me that this was sarcasm.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stop calling me jamie you don't know me you worthless sack of spewtum.
for being 'smart' ??
ahahahah
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 coz i didn't really mean the ginger thing.
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dane Cook = yes
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:04:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Somehow, Jamie, that doesn't make me sad one little bit. You're not exactly a bastion of human goodness yourself, there, shitface. Yes I did -2 people for making fun of my name, because I didn't find it fucking funny. I've had an entire lifetime of ridicule for having red hair, for having an accent, for being short, for being smart, and for having a unique name. It's one thing when school children tease you on the playground for being different. It's another thing entirely when grown people take a heartfelt, albeit pathetic, apology and use it as a tool to ridicule someone who had absolutely nothing to do with it all in the first place. Didn't find it funny then, don't find it funny now. I'd like to think that I would have reacted differently if I'd been the one to invite the ridicule, but since I didn't, then I really can't say. And you can't for a single instant convince me that you'd have behaved any differently if someone made fun of you for something that you had no control over, and that was a severe sore spot for you. Go ahead, Jamie, and think what you like about me. As you've proven yourself to be a mostly worthless excuse for a person anyway, your opinion of me doesn't really matter all that much.
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woah. They're just people. I wouldn't get upset about them. The whole ranking thing is a bag of shite - witness http://www.ubersite.com/m/79410 - mmmm minus two.
Though ginger is a heinous crime. Sorry about that. ;)
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:27:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh... but +2 for you to keep it up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION
OOGLY BOOGLY BITCH
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Somehow, Jamie, that doesn't make me sad one little bit. You're not exactly a bastion of human goodness yourself, there, shitface. Yes I did -2 people for making fun of my name, because I didn't find it fucking funny. I've had an entire lifetime of ridicule for having red hair, for having an accent, for being short, for being smart, and for having a unique name. It's one thing when school children tease you on the playground for being different. It's another thing entirely when grown people take a heartfelt, albeit pathetic, apology and use it as a tool to ridicule someone who had absolutely nothing to do with it all in the first place. Didn't find it funny then, don't find it funny now. I'd like to think that I would have reacted differently if I'd been the one to invite the ridicule, but since I didn't, then I really can't say. And you can't for a single instant convince me that you'd have behaved any differently if someone made fun of you for something that you had no control over, and that was a severe sore spot for you. Go ahead, Jamie, and think what you like about me. As you've proven yourself to be a mostly worthless excuse for a person anyway, your opinion of me doesn't really matter all that much.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AUTO WHINY CUNT -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...gotta say neither of those guys do it for me. Jason Statham's eyes are too squinty and Dane (although Irish) is too pretty and a bit posey.
The Bloke is hotter.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Watch it, apollo, you'll get yourself called a pathetic, whining lump...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! I didn't actually expect you to do one on Dane Cook, though I think I may have requested one. He's relatively underrated, both physically and comically I think.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't care less about the fact that he's not a good actor, I'd watch the Transporter all day and all night. That scene where he somehow manages to get himself out of his shirt in the middle of a fight... take it off, baby, take it off! That's how a chest is supposed to look! Oh, I love him. Thank you thank you thank you. +2 as always.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i love the way you have a tantrum after every negative or less than +2 rating.
You are the very same bitch who -2'd people for making fun of your name.
On the apollo hate-ometer you have just overtaken c1ndy as 'number one humourless fat bitch'.
Congrats.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let the guys bitch, Cookie. Everytime someone posts about some big breasted girl they'd like to fuck, all I see is +2's. So fuck 'em. Keep on posting these if you want. I like looking at a hot piece every now and then.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarious coming from you, Zak. That had better have been intentional, because you totally just shattered my hypocrisy-meter. When I feel I've done enough of these posts, I'll stop doing them. -2 me all you like. Nothing that I have ever done on this website has ever been for you in any way, shape, or form.
Jonny, that comment was meant jokingly. I can't even remember what I'm supposed to be mad at you for. I hope you didn't offend any of my ideologies or take potshots at my character or something. I'd like to think I'd remember that.
Drew, recreational site or not, you're still a pathetic whining lump that I can't stand. That would be true regardless. I'm constantly amazed at how many people here need to just get the fuck over themselves.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:23:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
this series makes me sick.
it's a sad comment on your character that you ojectify men as sex objects to such extremes.
you should be ashamed.
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HAHAHAHAHAAA
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if they're hot or not, but I think Dan is funny. Plus you seem to be a little less then happy about some of the reviews so have a +2.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this series makes me sick.
it's a sad comment on your character that you ojectify men as sex objects to such extremes.
you should be ashamed.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:17:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jonny, you're grounded. Go back to your room.
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You know, I didn't say anything bad about _that_ whole situation...I'll admit, I said _something_ about it, and probably you didn't need to hear any comments about it at all.
Honestly, the only reason I said anything at all is because I really care about you - I know you didn't ask for my opinion, and I'm sorry to have said it in a public forum, when I should have kept it at least private.
Anyways, I really feel sad Rowan, if I could have erased all of it and never posted anything, I would have. But i can't, so you're just going to have to settle for "I'm sorry."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You take this too seriously, Cookie. Lighten up. Seriously. For a "recreational" website, you sure are quick to jump into personal attacks, even when I don't go out of my way to stir shit up.
For all your talk about me not getting laid and whatever (even if it is true), you sure are acting like a crabbier bitch than I ever could. Or perhaps more accurately, o paraphrase Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam....'You are in more desperate need of a licking than any white girl in history.'
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster"
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm never mad at you as I type this stuff, Jason, but you should know better than to be snide and think I'll ignore it.
Oh, and as to your comment on my trivia about him being about acting, 2 for 3, that's because I don't know anything about him, other than the fact that he's pretty, and I want to do dirty things to his abs and make his chest my pillow forever. He's not one of my favourite actors, although I enjoyed watching him roll around in oil with no shirt on, and shoot people in the face. I also enjoyed him as Turkish, and before that, as Bacon. I also enjoyed watching the Scientists freeze each other's ass-cheeks with the canned air this morning, but it's not my favourite thing in the world.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My wife's going to be all over this one. Dane Cook? Oh yea, she'd have his babies.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
hee hee... no, redskies... colloquialisms aren't pwning fodder. Seriously, though. Ask anybody. I run off at the mouth about things I know fuck-all about on a regular basis. Just keep an eye on me and you'll have, like, 50 chances a week to pwn me.
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Ok ok - thanks for being fair ;)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Playing Spot The Caul is great fun!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Give us a hug baby, I expect you to call me out.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post caused my "Gaydar" to malfunction.
Stupid Japanese piece of shit.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hee hee... no, redskies... colloquialisms aren't pwning fodder. Seriously, though. Ask anybody. I run off at the mouth about things I know fuck-all about on a regular basis. Just keep an eye on me and you'll have, like, 50 chances a week to pwn me.
No, Drew. I don't love to hate you, I just want you to fucking die already. At least Caul is witty and makes me laugh as he pisses me off. You just make me feel ill and grouchy.
Bam, it's because I respect you, unlike the majority of the other men who frequent this site. Just like you nitpick anything I do, every chance you get. Go ahead and rate and comment how you want, but don't expect me to just sit back and take it. If I want to call you on something, I'm gonna.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:29:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh and just to make another point, of the 3 facts you gave about him, 2 of them were about movies so don't fucking tell me that its not about him as a actor.....mmmmmkay!
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are you two at it again?
Geez, kiss and makeout, err....up already
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm trying to figure out which one of those guys looks the most like my dick.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh and just to make another point, of the 3 facts you gave about him, 2 of them were about movies so don't fucking tell me that its not about him as a actor.....mmmmmkay!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh... but +2 for you to keep it up.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sorry Dear, can you link me to the Rules for Commenting on Cookie's Posts?
I could understand if I had given you a less than favorable rating or if I had called you names or something but do you honestly think that all the men that comment on these posts of yours are actually going to comment on whether he is hot or not?
Why the attack on me, seems there are plenty of folk on here giving you negative ratings.
Also if the fucking post was strictly about how fucking hot he was then why not just pictures instead of the facts that you put in the beggining of the post.
I will rate and comment how I'd like on any fucking post I'd like to at any fucking time.
Good day madame!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you loved to hate my wierd-looking ass too. I guess I'm not as fun to hate as Caul though...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Standard ranking
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies, you didn't pwn me, because I wasn't arguing with you. I just said I didn't think so, and that he didn't have a swimmer's body in my opinion. Informed me, perhaps, but not owned. Perhaps if I'd said that I know everything there is to know about these two, THEN you might have, but no. Please save claims of ownage for the appropriate times. I guarantee you you'll have the chance, because I shove my foot in my mouth alot. ALOT.
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aww.
That would have been my first 'pwn'ing.
It's a lot by the way. Two words. Does that count? awww.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
redskies, it's not my list. It's a cumulative list of the people the ladies and ghey ubermenz find attractive. I call it a public service.
Bam, it's not that I get offended, it's that you ALWAYS point shit out that has fuck-all to do with the post. You don't find him attractive? That's fine. To each his own. You think he's a sucky actor? Grump about it on a post that's an ode to his acting, not his abs.
Mike, I'm cranky because you locked me out of Champagne Bubble Bath this week. I hope you won't make the same mistake again next week....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh* Cole guy. Thats Caulaincourt. Adding his picture to these montages (montagii?) has been a running joke for a while, because everyone knows that he's the Uberer I hate as much as ETS. But I love to hate him, so it's generally all in good fun.
redskies, you didn't pwn me, because I wasn't arguing with you. I just said I didn't think so, and that he didn't have a swimmer's body in my opinion. Informed me, perhaps, but not owned. Perhaps if I'd said that I know everything there is to know about these two, THEN you might have, but no. Please save claims of ownage for the appropriate times. I guarantee you you'll have the chance, because I shove my foot in my mouth alot. ALOT.
Jonny, you're grounded. Go back to your room.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus Christ woman I gave you a plus one that means it made me smile.
Why do you get so offended by my remarks, I don't think he's that hot either.
But hey here's your +2 ok. Lets be friends.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Picture of me getting choked out and then whooping some ass +2
That's what my abs look like. Really.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dave Grohl??
The dude has more teeth than any other two people.
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because im naming my son dane
+1 because his middle name is alan and my last name is parsons. Dane Alan Parsons project
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM SOOOOOOOOOO NOT IMAGINARY
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good thing this series isn't called "A list of the best and most wonderful actors in the world", huh Bam. Good thing this list is based solely on how good you are at looking sexy and pensive, and not at all on how you can't act your way out of a wet paper bag. It's also a good thing that this series isn't even based on a list of actors, just random hot guys in Celebdom that don't get enough attention for being hot. Seriously. If you can't get a good grasp on the concept behind this list (Which is basically "Ooooh!!! Pretty!!!") then I'm going to have to start disregarding you completely, like I do to Method. Whom I'm convinced is imaginary.
I'll add him, TL, but at this rate, Imma be doing this list till I'm 85. Mostly because last night as I watched last week's DVR'd episode of Lost, I realised that I'd left out the only blonde in the world that I have ever found to be attractive: Josh Holloway. This is the neverending list. If I don't take a break next weekend to enjoy my hols, then I intend to make part six the musician edition, and cover Rivers Cuomo, Beck, Anthony Keidis, Trent Reznor, Dave Grohl, Bono, and Chris Cornell. Sorry whoever asked for Jack White. He's creepy and he scares me, so he's off the list.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
who you trying to dive away from? Ze Germans?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800023090&cf=biog&intl=us
pwned I believe ;)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You lost a point for that Dane Cook guy. Looks like an abortion of a man.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Dane Cook +2
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Seriously, dooter is licking his bicep...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish you weren't mad at me anymore
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:53:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M NOT SAYING I'M GAY, BUT JASON STATHAM IS THE ONLY GUY I WOULD FUCK IF I HAD TO
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I'M NOT SAYING I'M GAY, BUT COOKIELASS IS THE ONLY GUY I WOULD FUCK IF I HAD TO
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait this is a +1 though because Turkish was a good character...he just doesn't play a good lead.
He's better as a supporting actor.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THANK YOU COOKIELASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
+1,000,000 DANE COOK!!!!!!! WOOHOO
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to, have to, have to do the guy from CSI...George Eads. I am so in love with him it hurts.
http://members.aol.com/MunizRD/George.html
<Diddles Self>
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh, and he's a shitty actor.
Frank: "You don't need your mouth to pee."
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who, Jason Statham? I don't think so. That's the sort of useless trivia I'd know. Plus, there'd be pictures. Anyway, he doesn't really have a swimmer's physique, does he?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LET ME REPHRASE THAT - IF I HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN HIM AND COOKIELASS' SLOPPY JOE, I WOULD GO FOR JASON STATHAM
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
su fi bitches
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seemed like a good week to bring back Caul... this one needs all the help it can get
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
didn't he used to be an olympic diver?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M NOT SAYING I'M GAY, BUT JASON STATHAM IS THE ONLY GUY I WOULD FUCK IF I HAD TO
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-17 14:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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