Transformers the movie explained - part two (1186 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2005-11-18 07:00:17 EST
Continuation of http://www.ubersite.com/m/79435
58.00 Blazing Cock sentenced to death
58.10 - Blazing Cock and Kup dumped in water
58.20 - Demolition Derby time!
58.33 In the physics of Transformers, wheels work under water as effectively as propellers.
58.49 - Execution pit looks like a toilet being flushed. No guessing who the proverbial floaters are.
59.26 Sharkicons versus Hot Rod and Kup
59.36 - Blazing Cock smashes teeth of Sharkicon with his fist. Cue comedy moment of teeth falling out.
59.53 - Dinobots appear- 'excuse me' - been taking smack talk lessons from Optimus Prime obviously.
1.00.00 Grimlock wants to 'munch metal' code for cyber-bushmunching
1.00.35 - "Me Grimlock not bozo, me king"
1.00.46 - Execute them!!
1.01.28 - Magnus in bits - poor old big shoulders.
1.01.46 - Eric Idle Attacks!
1.01.53 - Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid
1.02.05 Chainsaws...
1.02.13 Bed Bugs
1.02.18 Wine
1.02.48 - Put your head in a microwave and give yourself a tan
1.03.03 Dare to be stupid
1.03.36 - Huge phallic spacecraft lands
1.03.55 - Hot Rod in a dick shaped spaceship. The dude is the most phallus obsessed robot ever.
1.04.11 Eric Idle and Hot Rod swap dancing techniques. They dance surprisingly well.
1.04.42 Junkicon kisses Grimlock - who is not a kisser, but in fact a king. Uh huh Grimlock - you aren't a cuddler either.
1.05.07 And now the news, don't touch that dial! The older generation's attempt at humour. Junkions laugh in sympathy.
1.05.25 Ultra Magnus buffed until he regains consciousness - a good buffing is what old big shoulders needs to get his up apparently.
1.06.22 - Junkion import - with turbo handling
1.06.39 - Junkions vow to eliminate toughest stains - handy if much more 'buffing' goes on.
1.06.55 - Leonard Nimoy vs Orson Welles
1.07.11 Taste his wrath!!!
1.07.22 - Unicron pissed - will not suck Galvatron's orange dick
1.07.39 - Unicron starts transforming
1.06.09 - Unicron's moustache is evil - sometimes it is a full beard, depending on the animator's mood.
1.08.29 - Unicron attacks Cybertron
1.8.57 - Galvatron blasts Unicron - gets swallowed by Unicron - pretty sure this was what old Leonard was after actually.
1.09.37 Unicron spits out green fire - I haven't quite worked out what this means yet.
1.9.59 - DARE!!!
1.10.11 - Unicron badly decorated inside - very garish. Again, the 1980s have a to answer for.
1.11.00 Hot Rod sees Matrix glowing in the dark.
1.11.11 Galvatron offers hand of friendship
1.11.15 - Galvatron tortured by Unicron for offering a freebie.
1.11.30 - Galvatron shoots at Hot Rod
1.11.52 Dinobots attack Unicron
1.12.02 Grimlock attacks Unicron's butt - literally going straight for his pooper.
1.12.08 - Sludge lashes Unicron's arse
1.12.19 - Unicron scratches arse to remove irritation
1.12.30 Unicron has indigestion from swallowing so much.
1.13.03- Unicron gets wet inside. He is a space minge after all.
1.13.21 Transformers being thrown in acid - which is purple. Perhaps it is in fact boiling ribenna?
1.13.35 - Spike about to be eaten
1.13.50 Use your bondage suit!!
1.13.50 - Pure jam - Daniel saves Spike. Daniel takes credit, Spike waves at his adopted son, hate gnawing at his insides.
1.14.22 Hot Rod sucker punches Galvatron
1.14.30 rams him with all his strength
1.14.40 Galvatron unimpressed by this.
1.14.50 Hot Rod shoots Galvatron
1.15.02 Galvatron grabs a hold of the Hot Rod tightly and begins 'choking' him.
1.15.17 - Unicron smashes a ship
1.15.43 - Hot Rod grabs the Matrix
1.15.49 - Arise Rodimus Prime - you've got the touch - Hot Rod grows in stature. This is not an analogy of an erection in the slightest.
1.16.00 Prime is immune to Galvatron's puny blasts. The power of the Matrix has left him allpowerful
1.16.25 - Hot Rod evicts Galvatron - later he will end up on the planet Charr where he will lie in a lava bath for ages, which will result in him losing the voice of Leonard Nimoy.
1.16.39 - Matrix opens after Rodimus gets his fingers in the right holes. *sigh*
1.17.00 Unicron unhappy at this
1.17.22 - Unicron very unhappy at this
1.17.40 - Hot Rod now has a trailer - bane of road users everywhere. You can imagine him driving along in the outside lane cock blocking people and generally acting the twat.
1.18.00 Jazz returns - yay - he is the only really black transformer. He must really hate Blaster and Grimlock with their wannabe black antics.
1.18.20 Apparently you cannot destroy Unicron's destiny - evidence suggests otherwise.
1.18.39 - Rodimus Prime declares victory - you cannot stop the mighty erection.
1.18.50 - much handholding by Autobots.
1.19.05 - Unicron's head flies by.
1.20.00 - End music
User Reviews
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the pens on my desk told me to remind you of your mongoloid looks
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet, now I don't have to go and watch it myself!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HELL FUCK YES!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-21 05:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure awesome.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-20 06:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
face...hurts...from....laughing....bastard!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-20 05:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-19 21:45:29 (#)
Ranking: -1
Just how bloody bored were you? I actually like Transformers the Movie. It's a happy childhood memory & you are SPOILING IT!!!!
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Last time you can have a wank over Hot Rod without guilt. The truth must be told.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-19 21:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Just how bloody bored were you? I actually like Transformers the Movie. It's a happy childhood memory & you are SPOILING IT!!!!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-19 00:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-11-18 23:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck Ariel's human bits.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-18 23:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-18 13:53:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds me very much of watching Disney's "The Little Mermaid" with my friend Bernie. There is so much subtext to that movie that I was never aware of without someone pointing it all out. And Ariel was such a WHORE! I never even suspected.
Thanks for opening my eyes here.
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Nah, she was just a cocktease.
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:49:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
...........
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EE EEH AH OW OW
No, that's still not right..
EAH EH AH OW OW
Oh for fuck's sake. How does that noise go?
EE AH OO OW OW
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I just sat her for 5 minutes trying to get it right in my head.
Then I laughed my ass off when I realized I was really doing it outloud
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-18 13:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds me very much of watching Disney's "The Little Mermaid" with my friend Bernie. There is so much subtext to that movie that I was never aware of without someone pointing it all out. And Ariel was such a WHORE! I never even suspected.
Thanks for opening my eyes here.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously though - Hot Rod is a rampant bender who clearly hogs all the glory. He's all style and no substance.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I sure as hell don't get this movie, but I'm strangely drawn to it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was more of a 'k' sound. Sorta Kerk Kerk kerk ka ka ka ka.
Somebody find me a wav file!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...........
.........
EE EEH AH OW OW
No, that's still not right..
EAH EH AH OW OW
Oh for fuck's sake. How does that noise go?
EE AH OO OW OW
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:38:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
whore.
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Love me! Love me! hehe
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whore.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have left this second part for tommorow or monday.
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I know I know - but I got a bit of free time and thought - ah well.
Anyhow, I put out easily.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have left this second part for tommorow or monday.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's quite a short movie actually. 80 minutes?