Super Powers (987 hits)
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Submitted by Putainquejel'aime (View user info) at 2005-11-18 07:38:02 EST
hear that? For some reason, I felt as though I had developed super hearing. I'm optimistic that way.
I also spend way too much time staring at objects and trying to make them burst into flames. I realize it's a long shot, but how do your really know unless you try?
I grew up reading Superman and Spider-Man comics, so I take for granted that sooner or later I'll have a freak accident that gives me a super power. It'll hurt when it happens, for sure, but it will be worth it. I just hope it's not a crappy super power, such as the ability to add long columns of numbers in my head, or the power to eat an unlimited amount of eggs. I want the kind where I can kill people and impress people and ultimately kill the people who refuse to be impressed. And the witnesses too, of course.
Apparently I'll be quite busy. So if it's not too much to ask, I'd also like a second freak accident that gives me the ability to secrete caffeine from my tonsils directly into my throat.
Hey, did you hear that?
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-01 12:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mo Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-19 06:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:39:33 (#)
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I can see that womans nipples.
Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-12-19 05:54:20 EST (#)
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i like her boobs
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-19 11:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fine, you hippies keep your damn autism. I'd rather be able to turn invisible.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-19 00:48:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to spend hours staring at stuff, convinced if I just trained myself enough I had the ability to use The Force.
I didn't have many friends
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Since i saw Star Wars last week i've been trying to convince everyone i have the force
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I grok the cool Star Trek Classic costumes they got on there
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:53:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:52:18 (#)
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*such as the ability to add long columns of numbers in my head*
I believe that is autism, not a superpower.
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Hey, It got Rain Man rich at the casino
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
there could have been more to this, a lot more, but I smell what you're stepping in. I always wanted Wolverine Claws.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:59:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ten crackers... with nothing to drink, right?
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I swallow them whole, like. One after the other.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 12:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y fait frette câlisse!
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ten crackers... with nothing to drink, right?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:29:45 (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:52:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
*such as the ability to add long columns of numbers in my head*
I believe that is autism, not a superpower.
This could have been so much better. Nice Idea.
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Yeah, it's your autist superpower.
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Yeah that is a well mint superpower, haven't you ever seen Cube? Without that power no one would have gotten out of that fucking thing alive man, and that dude in that other film would never have found the true name of God.
My Superpower is the ability to eat ten crackers in a minute.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-18 11:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:52:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
*such as the ability to add long columns of numbers in my head*
I believe that is autism, not a superpower.
This could have been so much better. Nice Idea.
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Yeah, it's your autist superpower.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*such as the ability to add long columns of numbers in my head*
I believe that is autism, not a superpower.
This could have been so much better. Nice Idea.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to spend hours staring at stuff, convinced if I just trained myself enough I had the ability to use The Force.
I didn't have many friends
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can see that womans nipples.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-18 07:38:39 EST (#)
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